I was thrown out into space after getting drunk and signing some document!... more>>
I have no idea how this happened, but I just happened to manage to commandeer a battleship with a big cannon, so I'm kicking things around in a universe where bipedal weapons are common, magic is no big deal, weird races exist, and I can retrieve ten thousand year old scrap.
I'm thinking I want to live raking in money surrounded by girls.
Make a harem and kill people!
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