The Alliance’s top mage, Ruan Xing, woke up to find that the world had changed beyond recognition.... more>>

A post-apocalyptic era. Global pollution. Mutated species. Extreme danger.

And worst of all—he had become an ordinary human. Even his meticulously built mage tower, the result of centuries of savings, had vanished without a trace.

Ruan Xing: “…”

All he did was take a nap in his new house.

...

Year 78 of the New Calendar. Polluted zones continue to expand, making human survival increasingly difficult.

Polluted Zone No.1: Happiness Cinema

Not a single moviegoer has ever left the theater alive.

Ruan Xing: “I’m not here to watch a movie. I’m here to join you.”

Polluted Zone No.2: The Eerie Amusement Park

A theme park run by monsters, where humans are nothing but food on the menu.

Ruan Xing: “Your management team is terrible. Let me take over.”

Polluted Zone No.3: The Whispering School

The moment you step in, you’ll be consumed by inescapable voices.

Ruan Xing: “If you talk too much, just sew your mouth shut.”

…

Recently, a newcomer to the Investigation Corps has been rising like a dark horse.

Rumor has it that he moves freely through S-Class Polluted Zones, cleanses them with ease, and charges into life-threatening disasters without hesitation. No major pollution crisis goes by without his presence.

Countless people are moved to tears: “This—this is the true light of humanity!”

Ruan Xing: “Forget that—where the hell is my mage tower?!” <<less

Ruan Zhou, a corporate s*ave working a 007 shift, was on his way home after grocery shopping when he suddenly found himself transported to a strange world.... more>>

He stopped a strange-looking person and asked, “Excuse me, where is this?”

The creature, startled, looked at the young man whose appearance was hard to discern, and upon hearing his low, murmured voice, his mental energy instantly dropped to zero, transforming into a writhing mass of flesh.

Ruan Zhou worked diligently in this new world while searching for a way to return home. 

[Anomaly B073 - Mimic Mushroom]

Any officer below B-level who touches it will die instantly.

Ruan Zhou picked up the unusually shaped, vibrant plant and said, "Great, I don't need to buy vegetables for dinner tonight."

[Anomaly A011 - Soul Vacuum]

Continuously sucks the souls of living beings within a ten-meter radius.

Ruan Zhou kicked the vacuum cleaner and said, "This new vacuum isn't very useful."

[Anomaly S121 - Lost Bus]

No one can escape the bus to hell.

Ruan Zhou pulled out his A1 driver’s license and pushed the driver away. “Don’t make me late to work.”

[Anomaly ??? - Reincarnation Inn]

Death rate: 99.9999%.

Ruan Zhou pulled off the door handle, “The hotel the company booked is shit!”

[Anomaly Bureau Files (Top Secret)]

[Anomaly Name] Lost Wanderer (No Number).

[Description] This anomaly appears as a human male and has a suppressive effect on anomalies below S-level. Any being who encounters him becomes an ordinary object.

He was first seen during the containment of “Anomaly C621 - Flea Man,” holding a regular plastic bag containing an S-level anomaly and seeking the address of the “Happy District” (which, upon investigation, does not exist).

[Containment Measures] Agree to assist in finding the address, provide social work, and closely monitor his movements.

[Responsible Personnel] Lin Lin.

“We prefer to call him the Lost Deity."

Reading Guide:

1. Lin Lin is the gong.

2. The protagonist appears to be an all-powerful boss, but in reality, he’s just a diligent corporate s*ave in a lighthearted Cthulhu-style story.

3. Please follow and bookmark it, muah! <<less