Shen Tanqi transmigrated into a cannon fodder senior brother in a cultivation novel. Out of jealousy for the male lead’s good fortune in the original story, he constantly obstructed him everywhere, only to meet a bitter end stabbed to death by the hands of the male lead at the foot of the Bloodthirst Cliff.... more>>

Only by completing the plot could he return to modern times.

When Shen Tanqi transmigrated into the book, the male lead happened to be out traveling, leaving Shen Tanqi to revel in his ‘salted fish’ life without both the male lead and any mission.

However, fate played a trick on him. While picking a spiritual herb, Shen Tanqi fell off the Bloodthirst Cliff, got poisoned by a strange venom, and was forced to have s*x with a mysterious masked demon cultivator, repeatedly.

From that day on, Shen Tanqi was shocked to find that his belly was growing day by day.

Everyone said transmigration carries risks, but no one told him that men could also give birth to children!

After ten months of pregnancy, Shen Tanqi laid an egg at the bottom of the cliff.

Yes, an egg.

On the day of the birth, the demon cultivator, who had been cultivating at the bottom of the cliff, carried his egg away and said indifferently, “You can’t raise it; I will.”

Shen Tanqi: …Alright, good brother, I’ll leave it to you.

Coincidentally, he had no desire to raise a child, which suited him perfectly.

With that, Shen Tanqi left gracefully. Three years passed, and just when he was one plot away from returning to his modern world, he happily invited the beautiful junior brother he had long admired for a chat over drinks to have a heart-to-heart talk.

But just as he was about to bring the junior brother into his room, slightly drunk and hazy, someone kicked the door wide open, catching him in the act. The intruder’s eyes were bloodshot, holding hands with two adorable three-year-old kids, sporting a pair of dragon horns on their heads.

“Shen Tanqi, you’ve really been quite the player these years, huh?”

“Where have you put me and the kids?”

Shen Tanqi: Who are you?

From the side, the junior brother exclaimed, “Senior Brother Yu Ce! You’re back from your journey!”

Sounds familiar.

Yu Ce.

Yu Ce is…

Isn’t he the male lead of this book!

#What should I do if the male lead, who raised two kids for me, catches me hitting on someone?#

#Does getting stabbed with a sword hurt?#

#Can I still run away now? QAQ# <<less

The Immortal Monarch of the Taiqing Sect, Chu Xuyun, was abducted by the Demon Venerable Yu.... more>>

It is rumored that the Immortal Monarch and the Demon Venerable have a deep-seated grudge. Yu Yu, consumed by hatred for Chu Xuyun, is now holding him captive, likely intending to exact a hundredfold revenge for past humiliations.

There are also whispers that Yu Xiao has used the most vicious methods, completely ruining Chu Xuyun's cultivation, reducing him to a plaything on his bed.

Everyone laments this tragedy.

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On the soft bed in the Demon Palace,

Yu Xiao looked coldly at Chu Xuyun, pressing him down: "Do you hate me? Chu Xuyun, what exactly about me displeases you? Why do you refuse to look at me?"

According to rumors, Chu Xuyun, tortured beyond recognition and in unbearable pain, flushed with embarrassment, ears burning hot, lay on the bed staring blankly, forced to look at Yu Xiao's face by pinching his chin.

Feels so good.

And Yu Yu looks so good too.

"Still thinking of someone else?" Yu Xiao's eyes dimmed slightly as he hugged him close, a painful stab in his heart. "Thinking of your disciple, or your sword immortal friend, or perhaps that beast from the demon clan?"

Chu Xuyun blinked.

Actually... he was thinking about what he would eat tonight. He hoped the food in the Demon Palace would be better than that in the Taiqing Sect.

It would be even better if there were no celery. <<less

As Mingguang Sect’s esteemed Immortal Master, Yi Ning had never experienced much heartbreak and suffering. He had always expected his life to be smooth-sailing, and was only waiting to ascend before marrying his disciple with whom he shared mutual affection.... more>>

However, he had never expected that on a rainy night, his disciple brought back a childhood friend.

They were close and intimate, to the point… of sharing a bed.

Standing before the bed where they were entwined, Yi Ning’s heart was as cold as sunken ice. He had wanted to end it all cleanly and straightforwardly, yet had never expected that his disciple not only wanted his childhood friend, but wanted his Shizun too.

His disciple shattered his spiritual core and laid down a hex, throwing him into the main hall to await nightfall to consummate their relationship.

Just as he had fallen into despair and wanted to end his life, he unexpectedly discovered a strange book. The book detailed his life, and the him it described, from beginning to end, was nothing more than a tool used to satisfy his disciple’s desire to conquer, lowly and wretched as a cultivation furnace.

Yi Ning’s head spun, and his heart gave birth to a strong hatred. He dragged his wrecked body to the back of the mountain and released the Demon Venerable Yan Xuan, who he had personally sealed nine years ago.

In return for undoing the seal, Yan Xuan would aid him in escaping.

After the man heard the reason why, he leaned against the wall and smiled with a hint of mockery. Yi Ning had thought he was going to ridicule him for having deserved it, being betrayed by an ingrate who bit the hand that fed him.

Yet, what he never expected was for Yan Xuan to reach out and tug him into his embrace, and the words that left his mouth were instead:

“You fool, I’ll help you take revenge.”

After this, he killed all those who wronged him, and cradled him close to his heart.

He wants to shatter your cultivation and mangle your limbs, to turn you into a bird in a cage, free for him to humiliate.

Yet, with this lowly and dirty heart of mine, I want to pull you from the swamp and cut down the heavens for you. <<less