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A round, fluffy little kitten lives in a mountain full of monsters. Due to an accident at birth, he’s had a really hard time transforming into human form.
His dad sends him down the mountain to find his fiancé—because apparently, only his destined fiancé can help him fully transform!
The little milk kitten listens obediently, bundles up his tiny belongings, and sets off to find his fiancé.
But after reaching the human world…
He opens the portrait his dad drew of the fiancé—
A stick figure.
Literally a stick figure.jpg.
The kitten is stunned on the spot.
—
Unable to find his fiancé and with no way home, the little kitten has no choice but to work hard to support himself. He takes on odd jobs—low pay, exhausting hours, and sometimes evil bosses who don’t even pay him.
Curled up in a corner, the kitten silently holds back tears.
One day, a powerful man passes by, picks him up, washes his fur, feeds him fish, and sings him lullabies.
Kitten: “Meow meow… Thank you!”
The man is ridiculously good-looking, a superstar singer, and the CEO of a massive company.
People say getting him to sing one song costs seven figures.
But the kitten, with no TV or internet, has no idea he’s expensive.
He regularly asks the man to sing.
And whenever he earns money, he proudly gives the man two yuan.
If he has no cash, he offers his precious dried fish instead.
The man: “…”
Fine.
—
One day, the kitten falls asleep on the man’s bed and, in a dazed dreamlike state, finally transforms into a stunning young boy.
He rubs his eyes and suddenly realizes—this man is his fiancé!
Eyes sparkling, he jumps out of bed to find his fiancé.
Instead, paparazzi hiding outside snap a photo of him.
At that very moment, the man is doing a live interview, lazily saying to the camera:
“There’s no one else living with me. No romance. I’m single.”
Just moments after he says that, the internet explodes—
Because the boy wearing his clothes, living in his house, is now trending on social media.
—
The man refuses to believe the rumors and starts a livestream to clear things up.
But when he gets home…
The boy runs out of the kitchen, jumps into his arms, and proudly announces:
“I learned to fry dried fish! Want some?”
The man mid-livestream: “…”
Never mind.
So much for clearing things up.
Fans watching the stream: “…”
Bro, this isn’t a clarification—this is a confession!!
#YouLiedToUs
#ShamelessShowOff
That day, the trending list crashed.
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