In this world, there will always be someone willing to play the role of the villain, and he is willing to serve.

Yan Shuang is an old veteran of the Transmigration Bureau. Once he finishes one last book, he’ll be able to make a lump-sum withdrawal of the pension he’s accumulated across various books and live a happily retired life.... more>>

There’s good news once he enters the book — He’s the protagonist.

Bad news? — He’s the protagonist of an angsty, dog blood novel.

Before him lay five highly toxic relationship plotlines with the same shou but different gongs.

s*um Gong 1: Master-servant contract with physical and mental ab*se aplenty

s*um Gong 2: Carving out one of your kidneys for the white moonlight

s*um Gong 3: Brainwashing/reconditioning shame play

s*um Gong 4: You’re nice but unfortunately not clean enough

s*um Gong 5: Save him and I can marry you

Yan Shuang: He’s eager to retire already, hurry up ba <<less