57 Chapters Every 1.9 Day(s) 224 Readers 0 Reviews 03-19-2025
Asuka Kazuya had a respected senior. To save this missing senior, Asuka Kazuya volunteered to join the organization.
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The following is his legendary executive resume:
First year: Insisting that Rum's hair would affect his own luck, he persuaded Rum to remain bald to this day.
Second year: Gave Chianti a million to buy a flashy sports car, reasoning that it wasn't his money anyway.
Third year: Got into a big fight with the parachuted-in Gin, believing he was blocking his path. Only afterward did he learn that the other party was his superior, so he shamelessly hugged the other's head and yelled, "Big Brother! You're my real big brother!"
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And so on. Thanks to Asuka Kazuya's efforts, the organization averaged two people surrendering to the police every year.
However, during a mission where he was disguised as a police officer—
Asuka Kazuya: I'm the youngest in my family, and my dad won't let me be a police officer. He even beat me up this morning and told me to get out of his room quietly.
Curly-haired Officer, Police Officer #1: Really? That's terrible, Kazuya. You know you can arrest him, right?
"Dad"·Gin, who had "The Moon Represents My Heart" ringing in his ears all night: ?
Asuka Kazuya: And my three older brothers also hate me, probably because I'm close to the police. They always say that police officers are insidious and cunning, and they haven't been talking to me lately.
Police Officer #2: Domestic violence and isolation? Kazuya, if they bully you again, you can apply for legal aid.
"Older Brothers"·Whiskey Trio, being darkly and distortedly danced on by him: ??? Who's bullying whom?!
The Public Security undercover agent, inexplicably accused and condemned by his colleagues, smiled and grabbed someone by the collar: Try acting some more, why don't you?
Asuka Kazuya: ...
Asuka Kazuya: Ah, I'm so fragile.
N years later, during a negotiation between organizations, Asuka Kazuya met his long-lost senior.
Falling silent, Asuka Kazuya realized he had been deceived by his superior and had infiltrated the wrong organization.
"But it doesn't matter!"
In front of his silent senior, Asuka Kazuya raised his hand and swore.
"I've already come up with the perfect escape plan. Given time, I'll definitely be able to successfully complete this mission!"
The young man wore an expensive suit, his delicate features determined. However, his cuffs were stained crimson.
His senior, who had recently become an intelligence officer, suddenly had a bad feeling.
The door to the conference room behind him opened. In front of Gin, who had just finished negotiations, Asuka Kazuya raised his crayon-drawn police badge and his small water gun.
"I'm a police officer!"
"Surrender immediately!"
Gin: ...
As they say, every organization has its own attention-seeker.
As Dazai Osamu gradually let loose suppressed laughter, Gin closed his eyes in exasperation.
"Asuka Kazuya."
He said.
"Are you looking for death?"
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