Mom, my roommate buries his face in my clothes every day and sniffs them for a long time. His expression is really weird-he must be disgusted that I didn't wash my clothes properly."... more>>

"He keeps listening to my voice messages over and over, laughing strangely while he does. Is he making fun of my southern accent?"

"He also randomly pinches my cheeks and throws a basketball at my butt..."

"Mom, I really want to come home..."

After a brief silence, my mom responded with heartfelt advice:

"Son, don't sleep too deeply at night, and remember to close the door when you shower." <<less