Chen Dong recently discovered a shocking secret.... more>>

—— The handsome, long-legged barista at the coffee shop where he often goes to write actually has a crush on him!

Chen Dong had sufficient evidence:

When he went to the coffee shop one time, he was anxious after his phone ran out of battery. The next week, the coffee shop installed a shared power bank. Wasn't this enough to show that the handsome, long-legged barista was quietly paying attention to him?

In response, Chen Dong's good friend said, “The chances of ...... Brother Coffee having a crush on you is even smaller than the chances of your rabbit suddenly learning how to do a backflip.”

Chen Dong was not convinced.

So one day, after the coffee shop closed, Chen Dong took his time packing up his things. He walked up to Brother Coffee and summoned the courage to ask——

—— “My rabbit can do backflips, would you like to visit my house?”

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Little Theater:

Brother Coffee: “Great Writer, how's your writing going today? Were your thoughts smooth?”

Chen Dong: “Don't call me that, I don't deserve it. I'm just a newcomer to the world of literature, a researcher of children's psychology and behavior, a financially struggling but spiritually rich lover of literature, a climber trying to reach the top, an ascetic searching for my own path, a brave explorer of the world, and a sometimes optimistic, sometimes pessimistic INFP!”

Brother Coffee: “......”

Brother Coffee: “Since so many people have come, why did you only order one cup of coffee?”

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This article is also known as:

“How to Turn Down the Advances of a Handsome, Long-Legged Man"

"The Poorly-Selling Book Writer and His Exclusive Male Lead"

"Dong Dong Rabbit Observation Diary"

“Buy One Get One Free Coffee Today." <<less

After graduation, Ling Chen caught the spring breeze of civil service exams and successfully secured a government position—working as an honorable... mortuary makeup artist at the XX Funeral Home.... more>>

One night during his shift, he was called in for an urgent job. A certain "VIP" needed a rushed funeral service, and the generous family handed over a five-figure red envelope.

This VIP is not ordinary person—bodyguards stood watch outside the memorial hall, a thorough body search was required at the entrance, all electronic devices had to be handed over, and a confidentiality agreement had to be signed.

Ling Chen thought, even in death, this guy sure knows how to make an entrance.

Just as his patience was wearing thin, he finally saw the person lying in the ice coffin.

It was none other than film emperor He Jinzhao!

Ling Chen, a huge fan of He Jinzhao, never imagined he’d one day personally "send off" his idol.

With a lip brush, he gently swept over the lifeless lips of the man in the coffin and murmured quietly,

"Is this what they mean by chasing your idol all the way to the crematorium?"

As soon as the words left his mouth, a haunting male voice suddenly spoke from behind him—

"Dear fan, this is my first time holding a fan meet at a funeral home too." <<less