As a sleep-deprived and struggling writer, I knew that writing could cause hair loss—but I never expected it could also lead to transmigration.... more>>

Wearing my cotton slippers and a simple two-piece outfit, I opened my eyes to find myself standing in a vast, lush forest.

In this prehistoric jungle, where even the mosquitoes were bigger than my face, I—utterly weak and defenseless—began my miserable journey of eating grass, eating grass, and eating more grass…

Then, as the last remaining human on Earth, I was captured.

Me: … The hell do you mean, the last human?! A critically endangered species?! So I’m basically a prehistoric relic now?!

Meanwhile, my newly appointed, cold and absurdly powerful human caretaker (who also doubles as my personal poop scooper) squatted down with a dog food bowl in hand, expressionless like a complete idiot:

"Come. Eat your food."

Me: … Who the hell do you think you’re looking down on?! I— I’ll flip your damn bowl! <<less

A carefree, mischievous, cat-loving protagonist × A pharaoh with both stunning looks and a twisted personality, utterly devoid of morals.... more>>

In the year 4057 of the New Era, Bastet dies in a research accident. As compensation, the national AI, Zuma, grants him a chance to be reborn.

Before his rebirth, Zuma cheerfully promises:

"To make up for your loss, your new life will be one of luxury, with food and shelter guaranteed. You will be worshiped by thousands, seen as the living embodiment of a god. You’ll have free access to the royal treasury, and the ruler of a nation will dote on you endlessly. You’ll live as a carefree cat. Do you accept?"

Bastet: What’s there to refuse? That sounds amazing!

Then, after his rebirth, Bastet desperately claws his way down from a certain Pharaoh’s lap.

Bastet: “That damn AI scammed me! I want to go home! Waaah!”

Yofar smiles gently, his lips curling into a dangerous smirk:

"You’re being naughty. I might have to kill you."

Bastet (terrified): "Y-Ya... Yame te kuda—!" <<less

Thousands of years before the Common Era, the King of Ancient Babylon, the Gate of the Gods, was a true tyrant.... more>>

He betrayed and killed s*aves, massacred nomadic tribes, humiliated the gods, and marched the iron feet of war across the Mesopotamian plains.

At the height of his tyrannical reign, amidst the wrath of the heavens and the hatred of the people, a blood-dizzy kid suddenly transmigrated — into the very sword of this tyrant.

Luo Lai (The Farmer, secretly thinking): "Divine iron curry stick, divine weapons descending from the heavens, divine guns fighting dragons, divine bows shooting rainbows. But I'm different. I’m the legendary and epic holy sword..."

Sartus (mocking): "And what about it?"

Luo Lai (proudly puffing out his chest): "I can't kill people, but I can faint from blood, I can't work, but I can eat food."

The Babylonian King, holding the sword, is about to throw it into the moat.

Luo Lai: "Wait, wait, wait — I have other skills!"

The Tyrant: "Say it!"

Luo Lai (shyly): "Acting cute, getting a partner."

The Tyrant: ".........." <<less

My name is Wang Xiao Mie. I’m online asking for help.... more>>

If you wake up and find yourself sleeping in a coffin inside a tomb and wearing a red wedding gown, and lying next to you is a real devil husband. What should I do if he wants to have a wedding night? Can I faint? After fainting will I be able to transmigrate back?

Waiting online. It’s very urgent. <<less