2 Chapters Every 2 Day(s) 17 Readers 0 Reviews 06-28-2025
The day Ning Ruan left her village, the Jiuzhou Continent gained a new weirdo.
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Mage?
Sword cultivator?
Nope—she just wanted to be a healer!
All the continent’s geniuses:
“Shut up, you toxic healer!”
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Later:
“Help! Ever since I met Ning Ruan, I realized healers can literally kill with healing!”
“But isn’t she a Metal-type Spirit Master?”
“She’s clearly Wood-type!”
“No way, she’s Water-type.”
“Impossible, I saw her use Fire with my own eyes!”
“She must be Earth-type.”
“Bullsh*t, she’s obviously a sword cultivator!”
“She’s not a warrior? I literally saw her smash a guy’s skull in with her bare fists...”
Ning Ruan: Fine, I’ll come clean—
A mage who doesn’t want to be a healer isn’t a good sword cultivator!
Her main vibe: a healer with a sword, killing enemies miles away;
A mage throwing punches—every hit deadly.
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Later on:
Ning Ruan realized that out of her whole sect, she might be the only sane one.
Her hot-headed master is fiercely protective and always looking for a fight.
The eldest senior brother, a sword cultivator, has been cultivating his sword for over a decade—but never uses it.
The second senior brother, also a sword cultivator, always kills with a single strike—no survivors.
The third senior brother, King of Caution: even the toilet has dozens of defensive formations. Others keep a trump card—he keeps a hundred.
The fourth senior brother, King of Slacking: unless paid in spirit stones, he won’t lift a finger. Even breathing feels like a chore.
The fifth senior brother, the social anxiety case: says little, hits hard, gets scarier the more he fights.
The seventh senior brother, King of Overachievers: outworks everyone, always trying to outdo his seniors and juniors alike. Trains non-stop.
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Then, even later—
Ning Ruan discovered that the newbie village where she grew up was secretly a hub for hidden powerhouses.
All those “cheap dads”?
They’re the kind of monsters who summon lightning just by stepping out of the village.
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