After Youyou got together with the popular food vlogger, her best friend was furious!... more>>

"You're being fed by your boyfriend every day, why haven't you gained weight?"

Youyou replied, "We exercise every night."

After realizing what she meant, her best friend became even angrier!

"Damn it! Double torture! Shameless!"

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One day, Lin Zexiu was interviewed during a live stream, and someone asked how long a love could wait.

"Seven years."

Someone jokingly asked if it was the seven-year itch.

Lin Zexiu's deep voice penetrated every waiting screen: "If she can't be happy for seven years, I will make sure the rest of her life is filled with happiness." <<less

Lin Xinghe, who used to be the villain of a Mary Sue novel, received an acceptance letter from the Modern Era Department of the Villain School.... more>>

On the first day of school, her deskmate told her-

“Every new villain that comes here thinks that they’re f*cking amazing. At best, modern villains like us know how to earn money through mu*der and cause trouble for the male and female leads.”

“Whatever you do, don’t provoke the Western Fantasy Department. Before coming here to reform, those big brothers would wipe out half the world with a snap of their fingers.”

“Also, don’t hang out with students from the Ancient Era Department. Those villains are always conspiring to overthrow the throne and become principal.”

“And you absolutely cannot have any fantasies about the Xian Xia Department’s grass, Xie Wuan! That! Guy! Is! A! Big! Pe*vert!” (1)

Soon after.

Lin Xinghe’s deskmate saw the big brother from the Fantasy Department using his fire magic to dry clothes for Lin Xinghe. The big brother from the Ancient Era Department had Lin Xinghe’s cat lying on his shoulder and the grass of the Xian Xia Department was placing vegetables into Lin Xinghe’s bowl.

Lin Xinghe’s deskmate: …

Note:

(1) Grass: recognized as the most handsome and attractive boy <<less