— Back in the day, I could fly planes and drive tanks, and I wasn’t afraid to cross the D Zone alone! What am I afraid of? Oh, the one thing I’m most afraid of is Ye Xiao.... more>>

— Who is Ye Xiao? Probably my destined nemesis. When he asks me for candy, I’d want to give him all the milk candies in the world!

D Zone. Ye Xiao raised his hand wrapped in white bandages, swung his long blade, and with a single strike, annihilated a horde of monsters. He turned to look at Ling Chen standing behind him, his expression calm but his grip on the hilt tightening. With a slightly nervous tone, he declared, "From now on, I’ll protect him!"

A seemingly unserious but dashingly cool when it matters most gong X a beautiful, combat-proficient, long-blade-wielding, milk candy-loving violent little cutie shou who follows the gong around like a little tail.

Ling Chen x Ye Xiao, a modern sweet romance. <<less

On Wen Xiao's first day of transferring schools, he heard multiple versions of rumors about his new deskmate — like how he skipped class all the time, got into fights, and consistently scored exactly 60 points in every subject.... more>>

His homeroom teacher advised gently, "You're an excellent student. Don't let Chi Ye influence your studies."

His classmates looked at Wen Xiao with pity and warned, "You must keep your distance from Chi-ge!"

Chi Ye, who had personally witnessed Wen Xiao knock down several opponents with a discarded plastic pipe and a cold expression, questioned soulfully, "Who the hell is influencing who?" <<less

It is said that when Gong Yue was in a car accident, Ye Shanshan was filming in the deep mountains and forests. Just at that moment, the lollipop in his mouth fell to the ground. Ye Shanshan picked up the lollipop and pondered in silence– my golden backer.. did he collapse? ... more>>

When Gong Yue woke up, he found that he lost his memories. Afterwards, he caught sight of a cipher he had left prior to the accident– don’t trust anyone but Ye Shanshan. <<less

At the age of nineteen, when Qi Yan returned to the Qi family, the rumor mill spun eight hundred tragic tales about his past. Soon, people noticed that he had a bodyguard by his side, accompanying him everywhere.... more>>

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At a banquet, someone saw Lu Fenghan standing next to the Supreme Commander, drawing a circle of admirers around him.

"This young general looks familiar..."

"He looks a lot like the former bodyguard of the young master of the Qi family!"

"How could General Lu stoop to being someone's bodyguard? Ridiculous!" <<less

Xu Luoyang, new movie star, Internet addict. Early in the morning, he updated a morning selfie with the text, “I wish there was someone who would wake me up every morning with a kiss, ugh, the extravagant hope of a single dog!”... more>>

A minute later, Qi Chang’an reposted the post and commented, “I’m here to fulfill your extravagant wish. ”

After seeing the #Gu Cheng CP on the top of the hot search list, Xu Luoyang was so scared that he dropped his phone. Retrieving the phone, he replied with a bitter face, “I won’t sleep anymore, okay?”

In the evening, Qi Chang’an clicked on his follow list and found that Xu Luoyang’s small account had updated another Weibo post, “I’ve been taken in by a demon, and he said he’d wake me up every morning with a kiss! I’m so panicked!!! QAQ”

After reading it, real human Qi Chang’an liked the post. <<less

Cold tyrant lord President Xie You has a one ton heavy weibo focus on Yu Nian, the new singer. Yu Nian participated in a singing variety show and became popular overnight, and his singing voice was called the sound of nature.... more>>

Xie You: Oh, it must be a tuner, how could it be so good!

Yu Nian’s GIF with a smile while singing swept the whole internet and he was praised for his looks.

Xie You: Oh, must have been a plastic surgery, how could it be so beautiful!

A few months later, President Xie, the antifan leader, updated his Weibo: Hello everyone, we are together @YuNian

Sunspots & Netizens: Joking with us?

Yu Nian was invited to be a guest on a treasure appraisal program. Yu Nian only glanced at it and concluded that an ancient painting worth 70 million yuan was fake.

After the show was broadcast, many netizens started the group mocking mode. They were addicted to mocking Yu Nian crazily, looking forward to slapping him in the face.

When Xie You knew: “No, no, no, NianNian, listen to me, this time it really wasn’t me who brought the water army!”

Soon after, Yu Nian’s life experience was picked up…

After all the netizens had fallen silent, they entered the collapse mode: “Painting is indeed false, because the authentic one has been in his house for three hundred years!”

“The point is, this is the same person who can not afford to takeout, why are you so good? Been trained, trained, trained – do we still have a chance to call you laoji?” <<less

Chu Yu was good-looking and had a good family background. Despite being male and an irredeemable slacker, he was still elected as Jianing Private School’s school flower by an overwhelming number of votes.... more>>

The whole school knew that Chu Yu was on bad terms with the second year’s top student who’d won so many awards from various competitions that his hand had gone limp with exhaustion just from holding them. He was the cold, restrained, taciturn, and indifferent to anyone school grass, Lu Shi.

That was until one certain day after school, when someone saw Chu Yu amongst the trees behind the school building, pulling on the sleeves of the study god’s white shirt while speaking pitifully, “Lu Shi, give me a bite, I’ll be gentle.”

Lu Shi put his finger in Chu Yu’s mouth. “It doesn’t matter if it hurts a little.”

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Chu Yu was frightened to discover that, overnight, he had awakened a strange bloodline that required him to suck a drop or two of blood everyday in order to survive. However, the blood of everyone was bitter and smelly, except…Lu Shi’s.

#The Heavens must be pitting me#

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*坑 (lit. Pit.) means a teammate that intentionally or unintentionally screws their teammate over. <<less