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Mermaid number 55 was abandoned by his master.
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Before he fainted from hunger, he was finally sold off at a rock-bottom price by a fishmonger.
According to the fishmonger, his second master had a severely damaged mental seascape and was a poor, destitute individual who could only afford a second-hand mermaid like number 55 with weak soothing abilities.
Number 55: Oh no, I'm going to starve again,wū wū...
However, not only did this master give him a beautiful name, "MuMu," but he also fed him high-grade nutrient fish food every meal and rubbed his tail with brand-name mermaid care cream.
MuMu was raised to be fair and plump, but he never saw his new master enjoy any delicacies. To support him, his new master even worked like a 007 agent, day and night...
MuMu decided: I will use my special skills and work hard to support the family!
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The inability of humans and mermaids to communicate is a perplexing problem that plagues the entire interstellar human race.
Only mermaids can soothe the turbulent mental seascapes of humans. Even if they are inexplicably scratched or bitten by their own mermaids, they have to endure it. After all, who can understand what the mermaids are complaining about?
But one day, the first interstellar "Mermaid Simultaneous Interpretation" livestream appeared...
The streamer was a fair-skinned young man with clear eyes and a unique voice: "For just a small gift, you can connect and get simultaneous interpretation, it's very cheap!"
The barrage scoffed: [Where did this scammer streamer come from? Such a low-level trick to get gifts, only a fool would try it!]
After the trial "fool" appeared, the streamer listened to his family's mermaid screeching and accurately translated:
"She says she's afraid of c*ckroaches, and every time she sees one, she scratches you twice out of frustration. She suggests a thorough pest control treatment for your home."
[Holy crap! After I exterminated the bugs in my house, my mermaid really stopped scratching me!]
[What!? I'll send a cruise ship, streamer, connect with me first!]
[Is he a god? The entire interstellar world is finally saved!]
...
MuMu closed the livestream, switched back to his mermaid form, counted the earnings in his livestream account, and happily flicked the tip of his tail:
I can support Master now!
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After failing in mental seascape guidance, a certain admiral, forced to retire from the battlefield, re-entered the workforce and single-handedly built the largest mermaid supply chain industry in the interstellar world.
He didn't care how many digits were in his account, only whether his obedient little mermaid liked the company's products.
One day, an anonymous account suddenly transferred money to him with the message: Have a good meal today!
The extremely wealthy admiral: ?
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