Jiang Juan had transmigrated into a book, becoming a cannon fodder who had pretended to be sick for many years, and was forcibly married off to Prince Li, Xue Fangli.... more>>

However, no one knew that Xue Fangli wouldn’t live past three chapters. Jiang Juan only needed to endure him until he died, and then he would harvest a happy salted fish life.

On the day of their marriage,

Xue Fangli: “I don’t have much time left. I’ve wronged you.”

Jiang Juan: “You haven’t wronged me, Your Highness. It’s an honor for me to be associated with someone as distinguished as you.”

Xue Fangli: “How do you feel about leaving? Would you like that?”

Jiang Juan: “I am willing to accompany Your Highness forever”

After a moment of silence, Xue Fangli coughed lightly, blood seeping from his fingers. “In that case, I’ll come back in a few days to ask you again.”

Jiang Juan’s face paled, but inwardly, he was ecstatic.

—— You will ask me again in a few days? That’s impossible. You’ll die within three chapters.

Xue Fangli remained silent, quietly scoffing to himself.

— You are willing to accompany me forever? With your frailty, how long can you hold on?

*

Later, three chapters had passed, and although Xue Fangli frequently coughed up blood, he remained alive and well.

Several months later, while Jiang Juan’s heart condition often flared up, he remained unharmed.

Xue Fangli: ?

Jiang Juan: ?

Later on, as the plot took unexpected turns, Xue Fangli ascended to the throne, and both of them changed their minds.

—He couldn’t die.

On this day, a renowned physician from Jiangnan arrived in the capital. Jiang Juan immediately left the palace to find him. He kicked open the door of his room and said, “Physician, my husband often coughs up blood and is weak. I’m not ready to be a widow yet. Can you help…?”

Inside the room, Xue Fangli grabbed the renowned physician by the neck with one hand and lifted him up, his face darkened. “My Empress suffers from heart disease, and his condition often worsens. He’s frail and unable to care for himself. Will you treat him, or…?”

The two people’s eyes met.

“?”

Something serious has happened. <<less

Shen Tong came to the interstellar age because of an accident.... more>>

Became a grass.

In this era, cats evolved rapidly and occupied a dominant position.

Shen Tong, unfortunately, was a catnip _ (:з) ∠) _

And would soon be dedicated to the famous tyrant of interstellar.

This tyrant, he was tyrannical, cruel and indifferent, with blood on his hands.

After learning of his fate, Shen Tong decided to be honest and make grass, carry out photosynthesis properly, and give the tyrant a good bite if necessary.

What he didn’t expect, unknowingly, was that Shen Tong had already scratched the tyrant’s own chin, braided his mane, pillowed him for naps, and even had him learn to cat-call.

Shen Tong: “Can I give you a bite as if nothing happened QAQ?”

Caesar: “Not enough.”

Shen Tong: “?”

A few minutes later, the hottest blogger of Star Network updated a dynamic:

Shen Tong V: There is a cat @Caesar

Hundreds of millions of fans instantly blew into a firework:

[Honey, you finally remembered the password! ! No-wait a minute? Have a cat? ]
[This means falling in love! ? ]
[What? In love? ? ? Little mint, you are still young, and your mother forbid you to fall in love! ]
[Wait a minute, Caesar? Is it your Majesty Caesar? ? ? ]
[the tyrant? ? ? ]
[Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, mint, if you didn’t volunteer, blink your eyes! ! ! ]
On this day, the whole star fell out of love! <<less