Chi Qiong was the only surviving ancient divine phoenix in the heavens and earth, having slumbered for billions of years before being awakened by a mediocre spirit contract master named Yun Xiguang in modern times.... more>>

He discovered that the wings that once overshadowed the heavens had turned into tender little wings, and his once majestic figure that towered over ancient beasts had become a round, chubby, fluffy body that could be held in the palm of one’s hand—a mere fledgling.

Chi Qiong gazed sternly at the spirit contract master Yun Xiguang with his tiny, bean-like eyes:

"Human, become my spirit-servant; lend me thy aid to restore mine ancient power, and I shall grant thee ten thousand years of glory."

However, when he opened his mouth, all that came out was: "Chirp, chirp, chirp!"

In order to show this ignorant human his might, Chi Qiong bestowed upon him a single phoenix feather.

Yun Xiguang picked up the downy feather that had fallen to the ground and sighed: "Sigh, the only spirit beast willing to respond to me is a little chick that sheds feathers. What else can I do? I’ll just have to dote on it."

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[Modern Spiritbond Master Shou X Ancient Divine Phoenix Chirping Gong] l <<less

The ancient sword, Changge of the State of Yan was disturbed by graverobbers and turned into a human form. He then entered modern society and had a hard time.... more>>

What’s an ID card? What’s a bank card? Why was it that when he pawned the sword tassel from his own body he was treated as a reseller of cultural relics?

Not to mention, the spiritual energy between Heaven and Earth is too thin to cultivate with. Yan Changge was facing a crisis of insufficient spiritual energy and risked being transformed back into an evil weapon and sent to a museum for exhibition with his sword tassel. Yan Changge, who is unwilling to kill people and cultivate the demonic way, can only accrue merits to maintain his human form.

So, this is a story about an evil weapon with evil spirits doing good deeds in modern society.

The person benefiting from said good deeds: Mom! He’s so scary! Is he going to kidnap me?!

Gong MC, 1v1, modern fantasy parallel world. Martial arts master does good things every day, domineering at heart, kind in behavior, inferior Gong on the outside x outwardly flirty, pure-hearted, inferior Shou on the inside. <<less

The Third Psychiatric Hospital in Lin Yuan City has “Three Don’ts”:... more>>

First, after midnight, do not wander the hallway on the fourth floor of the ward;

Second, do not recall any strange tales about the hospital at night;

Third, no matter how dangerous the situation, do not trust any patient.

Violation of any of the above three points will lead you to the abyss.

One late night, Shi Changfeng broke all three “don’ts.”

He stood alone in the empty hallway, wearing a doctor’s white coat, ready to hunt the abyss.

From the shadows at the end of the hallway, a “tap, tap, tap” sound echoed. Shi Changfeng stepped into the darkness and saw Jian Huai, his hands in his pockets, tapping his toes lightly on the ground, the sound of his shoes hitting the tiles creating a “tap, tap.”

Every night, Jian Huai would play a game of “three don’ts.” He enjoyed the feeling of being alone in the darkness, it was his playground. Until this night, he met Shi Changfeng.

Jian Huai slammed the monster’s severed limb at Shi Changfeng’s feet, a crazed smile twisting his blood-stained face: “Doctor Shi, are you on night shift tonight?”

Shi Changfeng, looking past the monster in the darkness at his feet, calmly stared at Jian Huai: “No, I’m here for you.”

If you are the abyss, then I will wait for you in the abyss <<less

The holographic online game NPC Feng Lianzhu and an interstellar dragon were bound together by the system, swapping to complete each other’s tasks, and the worlds on both sides were chaotic.... more>>

Interstellar World: Holy shit! The cosmic dragon that only robbed actually helped the weak, promoted justice, and went to college!

Online Game World: WTF? What’s going on with Feng Lianzhu? I’ve respawned ten times and my equipment was completely blown up, and he’s only dropped a drop of blood?

This spicy chicken game is not humane! There was no announcement for these setting changes! Recruiting full-level players to form a team, 30 teams, players with a ranking below 100 will not be used. <<less

His Majesty hits his head and upon waking finds that everything around him has become peculiar.... more>>

His dignified and virtuous empress is still dignified and virtuous, but she's taller than His Majesty by half a head.

His surpassingly gorgeous favorite consort is still surpassingly gorgeous, but her dancing has an unshakeable air of square dance.

His utterly loyal commander of the guard is still utterly loyal, but he keeps trying to crawl into His Majesty's bed for a heart-to-heart.

His burningly ambitious younger brother is still burningly ambitious, but his aim is no longer His Majesty's throne, but a chance to spend some quality time with His Majesty.

His Majesty senses ill will from the whole world. <<less

Tan Yan has always been content with his lot, law-abiding, conscientious and diligent. He hides his little secrets and only hopes to enjoy his life when he reaches retirement age.... more>>

Suddenly one day, the relevant leader gave him an ID card birth year in 2000 and an admission letter from a certain university, and patted him on the shoulder lovingly: Young people, fight for the future of the motherland! You are the successors of the new generation!

Tan Yan: …

Will he still be able to retire? (╯‵□′)╯︵┻┻

Author note:

1. The main subject of this article is to raise a little wolf dog. The protagonist is a 58-year-old uncle with an 18-year-old face. Special note: The protagonist is unmarried, unmarried, unmarried, although he is 58 years old, he is unmarried!!!

2. This article is pseudo science fiction, all the theories appear in the text are “Green Bat School” fake-science. It’s a series of serious nonsense, please don’t take it seriously.

3. Infinite flow, modern pseudo-science fiction adventure text, there is a slight superpower. <<less

In a Mary-Sue novel, the readers all liked the Devil Venerable, the second male lead who devoted himself whole-heartedly to the female lead. However the female lead only loved the male lead who ab*sed her physically and mentally.... more>>

Readers: Why doesn’t the female lead like the Devil Venerable?!

Devil Venerable: This Venerable also wants to know. But what I really want to know is why I even like the female lead at all.

In order to understand why the female lead wasn’t attracted to him, the self-conscious Devil Venerable brutally interrogated the entire cast of characters from the novel.

Background characters: I have so many things I want to say but I don’t dare to say it to his face!

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After obtaining the book, the Devil Venerable discovered that the book described the world he lived in. This book said that after he sacrificed himself for the female lead, the fourth male lead, his silent and loyal subordinate Yin Hanjiang, blackened and attempted to kill her as a sacrificial offering for his lord.

Devil Venerable Wenren È: Yin Hanjiang, this Venerable wants to know why you wanted to kill the female lead.

Yin Hanjiang was silent.

Wenren È: If you refuse to speak, this Venerable will cut out your tongue and have it with alcohol!

Yin Hanjiang: …

Wenren È: What the hell are you blushing for?! <<less

Yu Hua loses his job, and the weight of the household falls on the shoulders of his partner, You Zhengping. ... more>>

His husband is a temporary employee at the subdistrict office, with a monthly salary of only 2500; this troubles Yu Hua exceedingly.

You Zhengping is secretly engaged in the work of protecting the world from Destroyers, with a rather liberal subsidy. 

You Zhengping spends all day fretting: how can he tell Yu Hua that he has a few million in private savings without giving anything away? 

Right up until the day that You Zhengping receives a notice that a power great enough to destroy the world has appeared in his home. 

Worried that something will happen to Yu Hua, an ordinary person, You Zhengping hurries home with his team. Once through the door, he sees a peaceful home, Yu Hua wearing an apron, a lifted frying pan in his hand, and a fish, golden on both sides and its aroma wafting around, frying in the pan. 

Seeing You Zhengping, Yu Hua puts the frying pan on the switched-off electric stove and wipes his hands on his apron. “I wanted to save on the electricity bill.” 

You Zhengping: …

The entire world’s most awesome Destroyer is his husband.  <<less

Hello, everyone! My name is Shen Jianguo. I am a night school instructor teaching ideological development and Marxist philosophy, occasionally analyzing recent policies and measures for my students.... more>>

All my classes are held in the middle of the night; I've never seen my coworkers or students during the day. The training institute's classrooms are all in abandoned schools, hospitals, or residences. The license plate number of the bus that picks me up is 444; it always arrives at my house at precisely midnight and disappears at five in the morning.

What? You're saying I've met a ghost? Impossible! As a staunch scientific materialist, I absolutely don't believe there's any such thing as ghosts!

I've only had one problem recently: couldn't the training institute hold its classes a little earlier? Wouldn't around 8 PM do? I fear neither heaven nor hell, but I do fear going bald. <<less