Yu QingTang transmigrated into a book, becoming a background character from a small sect that basically had no script, never appearing more than 3 times even if you searched the entire text, basically having no difference being in the book or not.... more>>

He originally thought he had nothing to do with the story plot and treated it as getting the opportunity to experience the life of a cultivator. However, when he was 12 years old, because the sect couldn’t gather 4 female cultivators to participate in the Immortal Sects’ Unique (Mah) Skills (Jong) Competition for Women, he was forced into women’s clothing by his DaShijie and taken to the WanXian Pavilion to fill the numbers.

In the back mountains of WanXian Pavilion, he met the still young Long AoTian. The Proud Dragon Son of Heaven said he had fallen in love with “her” at first sight.

Yu QingTang: “……”

He put on a fake smile and said: “Haha, I am still young. Come propose in the future if you’re capable.”

The Proud Dragon Son of Heaven snapped a peach blossom branch and handed it to him. Eyes bright and hopeful with a shimmering light, and the mannerism of an innocent young boy, he said with reddened ears: “It’s a deal!”

Yu QingTang was almost blinded by this harmless and benign face before recalling how in the book, this person had peach blossoms like the flowing water, childhood sweethearts all over the world, and red and white roses fighting to the death over him. Instantly his heart calmed like still water. Rejecting all feelings and relations, he replied insincerely: “Of course of course.”

……

Seven years later, the Proud Dragon Son of Heaven, who grew up to be a humanoid typhoon, came for a visit.

Yu QingTang’s cheap Master: “Oh Tang! He went to the Seven Swords Sect before and beat them until there’s only two swords left! This Master is already old and can no longer handle such a youthful warrior!”

Da-Shijie: “Xiao-Shidi, don’t panic. I have a treasure that can solve this problem!”

She took out the Beauty Pavilion’s newest and most fashionable outfit for female cultivators.

Yu QingTang: “…… Get lost!”

……

To save the declining sect, Yu QingTang decided to debut as a female cultivation idol…… like hell.

Enduring the humiliation in silence, he changed into women’s clothes and decided to tactfully reject Long AoTian according to his Shijie’s instructions.

As soon as he left the sect’s gates, he saw the young man leaning against a long spear, stepping on the head of a ferocious beast that had been harassing the sect for so many months it almost made his Master activate the mountain’s great defense wards.

Eyes shining bright like stars, the young man hastily wiped away the blood on his hands and called to him: “XianZi!”

“The Qing Province’s Golden Core Competition is summoning all of the world’s heroes. I… I want to invite XianZi to travel there together with me. I don’t know if XianZi can, uhh……”

It seemed as if he rarely said such gentle and cultured words. Stumbling several times in one sentence, he glanced up at Yu QingTang with a red flushed face, pure and innocent.

Yu QingTang looked cautiously at the censored corpse of the ferocious beast beneath his foot and suspected this might be his state of death after he opens his mouth: “……”

—Shijie, even though the script you wrote to snap off this peach blossom was very cool, I really don’t have the damn guts QAQ!

Bleakly and weakly the wind blows; cold the Yi river flows. The valiant man, once gone, returns in women’s clothes.

Tags: Younger Gong, The Proud Son of Heaven, Cultivation, Transmigration

One sentence introduction: Nothing but regret QAQ

Concept: Sincerity is forever the killing blow. <<less

I got myself a little boyfriend.... more>>

He’s fierce, wild, and refuses to admit he likes me... but he’s a great cook, blushes whenever he kisses me, and is honestly adorable.

The only problem is... his chuunibyou is a bit serious.

He keeps saying he’s inherited memories from the future, that I’ll eventually become humanity’s ultimate destroyer. The future’s biggest BOSS and that one day, he’ll have to kill me.

Me: "Mhm, sure, baby."

Until one morning, I opened my eyes to find him standing at my bedside, dressed head-to-toe in black combat gear. Polished leather boots on my bed. A gun pointed straight at me. mu*derous intent flashing in his eyes.

“S-Class Calamity ‘Huo Yan." You’ve finally awakened,” he said coldly.

Instantly wide awake, I slapped his boot in mock anger. "How could you step on the bed with your shoes on?"

His hand holding the gun faltered for a second. He brushed my hand away.

It was then I realized... this wasn’t play-acting anymore.

I slowly pulled the blanket over half my face, feeling a little embarrassed. "W-Why are you being so intense this early in the morning…"

Jiang Ce: "..."

Later, I learned two things:

First, my little boyfriend, Jiang Ce, future Captain of the Special Incident Division's First Squad, had truly awakened his future memories.

Second, on the day of the Alien Invasion, I regained my own memories. I really was the rumored S-Class Calamity: Huo Yan.

Now I have two problems:

One, Jiang Ce thinks I’ve stolen Huoyan’s body, but the truth is, it’s been me all along. I'm just... not always great at pretending to be human.

Two, destroying Blue Star sounds boring. My little boyfriend is way more tempting. How do I convince him that “Huoyan” is already dead?

Ah...

Being human is so hard. <<less

Yin Bei, the Fengdu Emperor, the Underworld Boss, and the Ambassador of Loneliness in the Three Realms, was announced by Yue Lao to be connected by the red thread of fate with Ao Jinyu, the little crown prince of the East Sea Dragon Palace—by the way of heaven.... more>>

The dragon was even still in its egg.

When the little golden dragon grew up, he thought that “the dragon generation in this new era should start with me rejecting arranged marriages,” so he packed up his bags and left home to travel around the human world on his own.

He ended up renting a two-bedroom apartment that belonged to Yin Bei.

Yin Bei looked at his new roommate, who had a backpack and a bright, innocent smile: …I guess I’ll just pretend to be human for now.

A few days later, Ao Jinyu, who was punching out bad spirits and kicking out evil ways, and Yin Bei, who nearly scared the wits out of malicious ghosts, met face to face on a narrow path.

Ao Jinyu: So you’re not human either! If you had said so earlier, I wouldn’t have had to pretend for so long!

Yin Bei: …Where on earth are you pretending?

Ao Jinyu: “Beibei——”

Yin Bei raised his eyes impatiently: “What is it now? Which family’s monster did you beat up again and need me to clean up?”

Ao Jinyu poured out a bag of fist-sized pearls onto his desk and leaned over eagerly: “Do you like them? It’s my family’s specialty.”

Yin Bei: “……”

Things seemed to be heading in an uncontrollable direction.

#Holding tightly onto my vest##It’s killing me that this dragon is greedy for my body##You ran away from marriage for nothing#

Ao Jinyu: “There’s a big age gap between me and him.”

Yin Bei: “You and I also have a very big age gap.”

Ao Jinyu: “Actually, I like older people! I was just being tsundere earlier!”

Ao Jinyu: “His reputation doesn’t seem very good.”

Yin Bei: “My reputation isn’t good either.”

Ao Jinyu: “I like cute and charming villains the most!”

Yin Bei: “…Heh, double standard dragon.”

The Simple-minded and the Unhappy <<less

On September 9, 2999, the Apocalyptic Dungeon Game descended upon Blue Star, forcibly pulling in random players with a death rate as high as 98%. The fact that humanity hadn't gone extinct was hailed as an interstellar miracle.... more>>

In the third year of the game, under immense pressure, humans were forced to evolve. Now, everyone had superpowers, chosen ones were everywhere, rebirths were commonplace, and systems were as common as stray dogs. Humanity, brimming with confidence, believed they would finally win this time—until they realized the monsters on the other side were cheating too.

Level caps refreshed out of nowhere, dungeon monsters could take potions, half-dead bosses would buff themselves before mutating... Seriously?! This cursed game is super imbalanced!

Humans, in despair, thought this time they were really doomed. That’s when a certain game legend quietly began to spread: If you dial a magical delivery number and the monster you're facing is buggy enough, a pink milk tea cart of justice would descend from the sky, with lace-trimmed little flags fluttering in the wind. It would stylishly sweep away everything in its path.

Then, you had to hand over all your loot to the super cool boss and buy a cup of milk tea from the overbearing owner. Otherwise… well, don’t ask if the milk tea is good or not. It’s the sweetness of surviving the calamity, the rich taste of life continuing!

To prevent humanity from achieving final victory, the game secretly sabotaged their evolutionary paths. The stronger an individual became, the more useless the abilities they gained. For instance, the madman He Wuning acquired a milk tea shop management system, while humanity’s beacon of hope, Yi Luo, awakened the most powerful ability—a repairman’s skillset.

He Wuning: “Damn this game! It’s punishing me, huh? Well, I’ll punish your bosses! All imbalances must die!”

Yi Luo cooperatively raised his wrench. <<less