27 Chapters Every 9.8 Day(s) 616 Readers 1 Reviews 02-20-2025
I’m just an insignificant side character who transmigrated into a ridiculously over-the-top dog-blood novel. This novel is the ultimate collection of melodramatic tropes, and to drag it out, the author even included over ten couples! A whopping eight million words!
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Some of the main pairings include:
• The Broken-Mirror-Reunion Couple: The protagonist gong and shou separate without a clear reason. The shou mistakenly believes the gong has a “white moonlight” (an unforgettable first love), leading to a ten-year separation.
• The Mutual-Unspoken-Crush-Turned-Enemies Couple: They misunderstand each other at a critical moment, turning from lovers into bitter rivals, tearing each other apart—sometimes literally.
• The Tragic-Masochist Shou & s*umbag CEO Gong Couple: The shou watches as the CEO cheats on him, then leaves in tears, secretly pregnant with the CEO’s child.
Meanwhile, I’m just a plain and ordinary side character. I hold all the plot knowledge (completely useless), and my daily routine consists of sipping tea and watching the drama unfold.
I’m:
• A classmate of the Broken-Mirror-Reunion Couple.
• A gofer assistant in the Enemies-to-Lovers Gone Wrong Couple.
• The messenger butler in the s*umbag CEO & Tragic Shou Couple.
My greatest wish? To leave this melodramatic world. (Folds hands in prayer.)
I thought I just needed to quietly make it through the eight-million-word plot and I’d be free. But one day, the world changed.
*
During the critical “broken mirror” moment, when Protagonist Gong 1 and Protagonist Shou 1 bid farewell at the airport—one heading toward the departure gate, the other toward the exit—
I sipped my bubble tea, putting on a facade of helplessness and sorrow.
[So what if your family went bankrupt and sent you abroad to escape? Why can’t you just say it outright? Is this white moonlight substitute play really necessary?]
Gong 1 & Shou 1: …Who’s talking?
During the Mutual-Unspoken-Crush-Turned-Enemies moment, just as Protagonist Shou 2 was about to pull the trigger in a final standoff—
I, the gofer assistant, had one earbud in, listening to music, my expression solemn and composed.
[Oh, come on, Gong 2 really didn’t do it. He got set up. And all because of his s*upid pride! Why can’t he just admit it? Men and their ego—always harder than their d—]
Shou 2’s gun nearly misfired: Huh?
Gong 2, horrified: Huh?!
When the s*umbag CEO was gloating and dropping his trademark hurtful lines, while the Tragic Shou was heartbroken—
I, the messenger butler, kept a straight face, but internally, my thoughts were a raging sea.
[Keep insulting him. The more you curse, the faster he’ll run.]
[Wait… does this s*umbag really think the shou still likes him? Where does he get this confidence? What kind of delusion makes him believe someone he insulted this much would stick around?]
[Man, s*umbags are just like horses—give them a little piss to drink, and they start prancing around like crazy. …Wait, they actually get a happy ending? Well, congrats, I guess.]
s*umbag CEO: …What the hell was that noise?
*
I thought my life would continue peacefully like this, but suddenly, all the protagonists started seeking me out.
• Shou 1 asked me about Gong 1 and his “white moonlight.”
• Shou 2 and Gong 2 wanted to know their rival faction’s next move.
• Even the s*umbag CEO started consulting me for advice?!
It was like they thought I was some all-knowing oracle.
And then things got even worse.
The final boss of this dog-blood novel—the ultimate villain feared by all the protagonists—set his sights on me.
But he wasn’t here to kill me.
He seemed… mentally unwell.
*
The nth time he blocked my way, he cornered me and demanded, “Where are the boundaries of this world?”
At that moment, I realized—he might have discovered my secret.
Still, I remained calm. “I have no idea what you’re talking about.”
Internally: [OH MY GOD WHY DOES HE KNOW?!]
The villain narrowed his eyes, resting his hand on my neck. “I have a short temper.”
[OH MY GOD HOW WOULD I KNOW?!]
My gaze drifted across his sharp features and strong, muscular arms.
I spaced out for a moment.
[…He’s actually kinda hot.]
The villain hesitated slightly.
Villain: ?
# CAN YOU PLEASE STOP ZONING OUT?
# IS THIS REALLY THE TIME FOR THAT THOUGHT?
A chatterbox, oblivious, deadpan shou × A tsundere, sharp-tongued, secretly smitten gong
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