Alien civilization landed on Earth, and the Earth Brave Game opened.... more>>

The only way to save Earth from alien invasion is to clear the game.

Elite geniuses from all over the world came into action, while ordinary people watched the live broadcast and cheered like crazy.

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Then, I accidentally entered the game......

Everyone thought I wouldn't live more than three days!

I thought the same thing myself.

However, in full view of everyone, I made it to the end.

I saved the entire planet!

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Although every time this point is mentioned, people from all over the universe have a constipated look on their faces.

But the wavy arrow can still shoot people to death, and the burger whose ingredients cannot be distinguished can also fill the stomach.

The soul painter also has dignity!

This face-dependent universe is too disappointing for the Brave.

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One:

The crowd of alien spectators: Hahaha, the mechanical civilization has no emotions and no food, he will surely starve to death!

Ma Liao: Don't panic! Let me draw a fruit first and then draw a gem tree that can shake money.

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Two:

The crowd of alien spectators: Haha, the interstellar beast pirate gang is the most ferocious, killing without batting an eye. Except for the Alliance General, no one can beat them!

Ma Liao: Hold on! Draw a king of beasts to deter them!

Animal civilization: Shut up! Don't compare this stump-legged tiger with our Alliance General!!

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Three:

The crowd of alien spectators: Ah ahhhh, he's already surrounded by the spiritual civilization that has no physical form. Unless a divine dragon descends from the sky, he will definitely die!!

Ma Liao: ...... Then, draw a dragon on the left side and a rainbow on the right side?

Divine Dragon Empire: Your whole earth is gone! Screw you, we don't have such ugly divine dragons!!!!

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Later……

The stump-legged tiger spoke with the same grumpy voice as the Alliance General;

That silent withered tree branch bloomed into the flower of life of a paladin;

And that divine dragon that was cursed for coiling up like a pile of shit, brought in the prettiest scales used by the Divine Dragon Empire to propose marriage.

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Everyone in the Universe: 凸O皿O凸!!!

Everyone in the Universe: Damn humans, ruining my male god!!

Earthlings: ...... gives a tired but surviving smile. <<less

Chen Shijin was known to everyone as a mute. He hadn’t uttered a word since he was three years old. As a result, countless people wildly bullied and mocked him throughout his life. Yet, he remained unmoved, his eyes filled with pity. ... more>>

Until that day, when the skies poured red rain, and the gate of fate opened. Under the torrential rain, Chen Shijin, looking at his fiancé and cousin who were involved in an affair and cursing him, uttered his first words in 23 years.

“Tr*sh. Promiscuous jerks.”

Fiancé/Cousin: How dare you speak like that?! No, wait, how can you speak at all?!

Before they could react, they both fell into the land of exile. And then, monsters roamed, in a world where the strong prey on the weak. The fiancé and cousin’s private parts indeed rotted away.

While everyone feared this bizarre and dark world of death, Chen Shijin smiled joyously at the demons, devils, ghosts, and monsters.

Foolish beings! I could speak at eight months! I greeted my ancestors at a year and a half!
At two, I turned in a wanted criminal on TV with a single word.
At three, my words predicted the eruption of Mount Little Sun!
And that golden mountain decoration in my home that’s yet to be carved? Created by my very words!

I remained silent for the sake of world peace!

But now, in the land of exile.
After holding back for 23 years!! Finally! I can openly challenge these demons and monsters!

“Awesome!!”

Demons and monsters: ???
Terrifying world: Shut up! Don’t come over here, aaaah! <<less

Despite being born into a family that practiced Daoism through many generations, Lin You naturally didn’t like learning about Daoism. Unfortunately for him, it was confirmed through a divination that he would not live past the age of twenty-five. From that point on, he hid himself near that tyrant who had killed him with a car. ... more>>

He used all sorts of methods to make his existence known.

He turned into a macaw, then a guinea pig, then a lynx, and then a husky. He changed into different bodies with no end.

Meanwhile, his relationship with Mu Yanxiao deepened with each change. <<less