Xi Jianglan, the top playboy of the Thirteen Provinces, lived a life of privilege, indulging in extravagance and excess. He had offended countless powerful figures, but with the protection of his family, he continued to act lawlessly.... more>>

Until one day, the entire Xi family was slaughtered.

Xi Jianglan was the only survivor, losing all his cultivation and becoming a frail, sickly figure who coughed up blood every three steps.

Xi Jianglan fell from grace overnight, and his sworn enemies eagerly seized the opportunity to kick him while he was down, scrambling to exact their revenge.

Through a mixture of spinning lies, pretending to be mad, and playing the fool, Xi Jianglan successfully hid his identity and barely survived.

Until one day, when a powerful figure he couldn’t remember offending held a sword to his throat, Xi Jianglan quickly came up with a plan and started talking nonsense..

“Sheng Jiao is madly in love with me! He’s wise and powerful, the number one cultivator in the thirteen provinces! If you hurt me, you will suffer the consequences!”

Sheng Jiao: “…”

Sheng Jiao sheathed his sword, his expression calm as he said, ''Is that so?'' <<less

Sui Yan spent his entire life, working hard for many years, to vindicate his master.... more>>

Unexpectedly, in the end, his master gave him a glass of poisoned wine and he died tragically in a deserted courtyard.

After he died, Sui Yan found that he had returned to his youth. Revenge and ab*se…

Huh? What? No revenge or ab*se?

Sui Yan: I think it’s good to laze around and enjoy life <<less

One day, I transmigrated into the role of the aloof Master Shen Gurong in a cultivation novel. Both the antagonist and the protagonist turned out to be my disciples, and the ending, much to everyone’s delight, involved the antagonist ruthlessly tormenting me.... more>>

The profession was exceptionally high-risk.

Maintaining a calm facade, Shen Gurong planned to impart some life lessons to the antagonist.

The young antagonist, still a small bundle of energy, hurriedly ran to his side, acting coquettishly: “Master, I want some candy!’

On the other hand, the young protagonist, with a face full of gloom, distanced himself from Shen Gurong like avoiding a monster, his expression clearly saying: “I’m plotting to betray Master and annihilate the sect!”

Shen Gurong: “……??”

No, in the end, who is the protagonist, and who is the antagonist?

It wasn’t until the end, when the grown-up protagonist gently accused him of “great betrayal,” that Shen Gurong finally understood…

Being a master, this special profession, whether your disciple is the protagonist or the antagonist, is highly risky.

Risk, risk, risk.

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Every day, Mu Zhe harbored thoughts of betraying the master and annihilating the sect, hoping for retribution against his seemingly righteous master.

Until one day, his master finally fell into Qi Deviation. Before Mu Zhe could revel in joy, in a twist of fate, he unexpectedly discovered that he could hear his master’s inner thoughts.

Master appeared cold as ice, ethereal and aloof.

Yet, in his heart: [My disciple is adorable, I want to knead the bun.]

[That scared me! Is there a ghost?]

[Don’t feel like cultivating, I want to sleep. How annoying.]

Mu Zhe: “????”

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#All I, Shen Gurong, Want is a Peaceful Life#

The beautiful master shou x Innocent on the surface but ruthless inside gong. Older Master younger disciple. 1vs1, HE. <<less

Lu Zhiqing, the top god-like figure in the entertainment industry, is praised by fans for being cool and indifferent while being criticized by haters for being aloof.... more>>

After the Chinese film awards ceremony, #Lu Zhiqing shows off# and #Lu Zhiqing ignores the love remarks from Rong Yingdi# quickly became a hot topic.

Various marketing accounts started spreading rumors of tension between the two.

A few months later, Rong Xu encountered Lu Zhiqing on a variety show live stream unexpectedly. Fans from both sides were ready to engage in a keyboard battle, and onlookers gathered to watch the commotion.

With millions of viewers eagerly anticipating and watching closely, Just then, the once esteemed figure in the flower of Kaolin, Lu Zhiqing, remained aloof and cold as usual, but the fitness tracker on his wrist suddenly started beeping multiple times: heart rate too high. You seem very excited.

Rong Xu: “?”
Both sets of fans: “??”
Audience: “????”

Lu Zhiqing is a cold and arrogant loner in front of people and suffers from severe social anxiety, social barriers, and natural silliness behind closed doors.

The manager is overwhelmed every day by negative searches, wishing he could grab him by the neck to teach him how to be social and to stop offending people!

Fortunately, by a twist of fate,Lu Zhiqing’s relationship with Rong Yingdi, a well-known socialite, improved day by day, and he began learning to be more sociable like her.

The manager was relieved, only to turn around and see the trending hashtag #Lu Zhiqing quote: Let’s sleep together when you have time.#

Manager: “?????” I didn’t ask you to learn to be social, just not to learn bad habits! <<less