Xing Shi accidentally transmigrated to a magic world and had a very bad life.... more>>

However, he was lucky. One day, he opened his eyes and found that he had returned to normal human society. His eyes filled with tears, and he decided to enjoy life.

Then at this time, a voice sounded in his mind.

[System 99, successfully bound to the host.]

One day, Fu Xiuning could suddenly hear the voices of the systems in other people. The systems and host had a common goal, which was to capture him. They surrounded him, all with evil intentions. He ab*sed batch after batch, like teasing a cat. Then today, he heard the familiar opening again—

[System 99, successfully bound to the host.]

[Host, please follow the requirements to capture the mission target, or you will be erased.]

Fu Xiuning inwardly smiled and thought about how to solve this problem. Then he heard the following dialogue.

Xing Shi: “Great! Noodles with soybean paste!”

System: “Host...”

Xing Shi: “It tastes like noodles with soybean paste!”

System: “Host, please...”

Xing Shi: Ahhhh! Noodles with soybean paste!”

System: “Did you hear me?”

Xing Shi: “Shut up. No one can stop me from eating noodles with soybean paste today!”

System: “Start the first level punishment program. The countdown is 3 seconds.”

Xing Shi stood there without moving. After a moment, he asked sincerely, “Are you not done yet? Is your time flow different from ours?”

System: “?”

Fu Xiuning: “?”

The system froze for a moment. “Are you okay?”

Xing Shi said, “Oh, this means the punishment is over. Is that it?”

He was happy. “Then I’ll go and buy noodles with soybean paste. Bye~”

The system was a bit confused. “...No, why are you okay?” <<less

Bai Shi is an online writer. Apart from being a bit sarcastic and loving to make jokes, he has no other flaws. One day, the people in his group chat decided to co-write a story, and Bai Shi, being his cheeky self, made a lot of suggestions.... more>>

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Bai Shi: "Your readers are ordinary folks. You need to make sure they can relate more, you know?"

Group: "So?"

Bai Shi: "So, the protagonist should come from a humble background, making a living by scavenging in a junkyard."

Group: "..."

Bai Shi: "Since he's the protagonist, he needs a name that's unforgettable after hearing it once, right?"

Group: "Like what?"

Bai Shi: "Goudan." (which means 'Eggy' or 'Dog Egg')

Group: "..."

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Bai Shi’s life is pretty comfortable, until one day, he finds himself inside the very book they were discussing. Dressed in rags, Bai Shi stands there, stunned.

Future Sidekick: "Goudan, what's wrong?"

Bai Shi: "..."

Someone please tell him, how is he supposed to survive in such a ridiculous world? In short, this is the story of a writer who sarcastically dug his own grave.

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Details:

1v1 romance

Tags: Transmigration, Mistaken Identity, Talented Protagonist, Mecha

Key Characters: Bai Shi (Main), Song Mingyuan (Supporting)

Other: HE (Happy Ending), Book Transmigration, Lighthearted Tone <<less

Jiang Chen, an esports prodigy, led his team to win the championship in the first and second seasons of the Dreamscape Professional League.... more>>

He should have had boundless prospects, but unfortunately, he was struck with a terminal illness and had to retire at the peak of his career.

Full of unwillingness, impulsiveness, and desperation… Jiang Chen decided to gamble his life, choosing to freeze himself.

Thirty years later, Evergreen Alliance’s Dreamscape took a bold step and became the world’s first holographic online game.

Numerous players flared up with excitement, including those who had quit, those retired, new fans, old fans, they all flocked into the game.

Awakened from his frozen state, Jiang Chen still carried an undiminished passion in his heart. He took a step forward and entered the game as well.

Fang Jingxing, a popular captain of the Dreamscape Professional League, retired successfully with glory and honor, finally began his lovely retirement life.

On the day the servers opened, the starving and waiting fans finally got to see their Captain Fang’s stream and crazily showered him with gifts.

Fang Jingxing cooperatively drew lots and ended up drawing the “Pretend to be a newbie.”

Under the watchful eyes of the viewers, he walked up to a player.

Fang Jingxing: “Boss, it’s my first time playing, can you carry me?”

Jiang Chen glanced at him: “Are you over ten years old?”

Fang Jingxing: “I am.”

Jiang Chen: “Alright, Daddy will carry you and show you how to dominate.”

Fans gathered around the stream: Hah, let’s see who ends up carrying whom!

Ten minutes later, Captain Fang and the fans watched collectively as he single-handedly subdued and struck the dungeon boss to the ground.

Fang Jingxing raised an eyebrow: Oho.

Fans: …Daddy! <<less

The occurrence of an accident led to the collapse of the popular Transmigration Department in the Administration Bureau.... more>>

The Divine Lord disappeared, all the world lines had deviated, and bugs kept springing up like nobody’s business.

As a result, the Administration Bureau was in a sorry plight. Without any hesitation, Jing Xi was sent to the world with the most bugs.

As soon as the news broke, all the systems felt imperiled and were unwilling to deal with this hot potato. In the end, all they could do was draw lots.

Jing Xi: “How many bugs are there in this world?”

The unlucky System: “1,048 bugs.”

Jing Xi: “Eh?”

System: “1… 1,048 bugs.”

Jing Xi: “There’re so many bugs, yet it still has yet to collapse. Is it because the galactic space is massive?”

System: “Nope.”

Jing Xi: “Then…?”

The cautious System: “The other worlds only end in a single book, but this world that we’re in stretches over a s-series of books.”

Jing Xi: “…”

System: “We’ll have to repair a total of six storylines, and you have three bodies that can be used. However, one of them has been diagnosed with a terminal illness.”

Jing Xi: “So, that makes it two and a half then.”

System: “… Yeah.”

Upon hearing that, Jing Xi cursed inwardly, ‘You guys sure know how to have fun, huh?’

System: “Since the series share the same universe, there is a possibility you might meet the same person again in the latter part of the storyline. So please keep that in mind.” ‘And make sure you do what you are supposed to be doing.’

Jing Xi: “Oh.”

With that, System became somewhat reassured and followed him diligently as he completed his missions, only to watch him attract a Big Boss right at the early stage. <<less

What is the most tragic thing in the world?... more>>

Genius Long: After you were killed, what you saw when you opened your eyes again was that face. You were killed by him last time, and this time you are being crushed by him.

Genius Long is in the enemy’s army, trembling with fear and trepidation, and he is playing a costume drama with the killer.

After a few days of dealing with it, he realized that he was actually a soul, and his appearance and name were the same as before. But that doesn’t matter, he is now Wang Ye and doesn’t have to run for his life anymore.

Oh hahahaha~

What is the saddest thing in the world?

General Gu: It’s when you’re ready to talk to that person who admired you for a long time, only to find out that that person doesn’t give a damn about you. Want to try to talk to him, but can’t even understand what he’s saying. General Gu holds his forehead.

What are these things, Thunderstone, grey machines, computers, patch panels?

What is a stirring base?

He was a dignified and upright general who was finally forced to blacken!

Genius Long: “Marriage by deception! Forced marriage! I won’t accept it! I want to protest!”

General Gu: “Look, Wang Ye, this is a decree from the Emperor to marry you, do you want to protest?”

Genius Long: “……”

General Gu: “After marriage, we are husband and wife, we should change our names.”

Genius Long rolls his eyes: “Then you call me Genius and I call you Dummy, that’s settled.”

Just like that, Genius Long & Dummy Gu: “……” <<less

ABO + Online Gaming... more>>

A sweet dessert~

As an omega, Yue Ran has mutated pheromones. <<less

Long Junhao was a prince, but by some ill-fortune, he transmigrated to the present.... more>>

And worst still, he realized that he had transmigrated into the body of a mentally ill person.

And…He discovered that he was in a place called an asylum. From observations over these few days, Long Junhao realized that—

Of those people receiving the same treatment as him…Not a single one was normal…

This was totally unbearable!

He wanted to flip a table, “Impudence! Are you s*aves trying to revolt?! Kneel in front of your prince at once!’

“Yes yes yes, you are the prince. May Your Highness have good health. So…Your Highness, could you take this medicine first?”

“…” Long Junhao wanted to flip more tables. “I really am the prince!”

“Yes yes yes, you are the prince. I will strike anyone who says otherwise.”

“…Enough is enough…” <<less

Zhou Li had transmigrated into a tooth-rottingly sweet novel.... more>>

The sweet novel tells the story of a tragic male protagonist who was turned into a dog, ab*sed by a gangster, rescued by the heroine, before finally marrying the heroine.

Zhou Li’s fate was pitiful, and he transmigrated into the animal-abusing gangster.

When he transmigrated, he found his foot stepping down on a dog’s head.

Looking at the dying dog, then thinking about the male lead’s character, he realised that his life was held in this little puppy’s paws. <<less

On April 1st, 20XX, I came across something good and something bad. The good thing is that I obtained a transmigration machine and could travel... more>> around through transmigration. The bad thing is that when it got halfway through the transmigration process, the System crashed——《Tang You’s Memoir》 <<less

A major event happened recently to the demonic sect – their powerful sect master suddenly went missing.... more>>

Everyone comforted each other: “Don’t worry, the sect master must be out pursuing fun, and so on.”

“Well, that makes sense.”

They waited.

Waited and waited.

Waited and waited.

Waited and… Everyone slammed the table: “We’ve waited so long! The sect master must have met with a mishap! Look for him!!” Numerous disciples therefore ran rumbling down the mountain.

On a certain day of the month, a certain sect master opened his eyes and thought in confusion: Hey, who am I? <<less

This is a story of a runaway bride who reincarnated, only to find that he couldn’t endure living with his fiancé and ran away from... more>> marriage again. A noisy, troublesome, clamorous love story. <<less

Qi Le – gender: male, s*xual interest: women – suffered from cong**ital heart disease and died early. However, God played a small trick on him and placed his soul inside the body of a tr*shy shou.... more>>

From then on, the gates of a new world were opened.

When Qi Le opened his eyes, he found himself still lying in the hospital, but there was a small problem.

Everyone helped clear up his confusion: “You’re gay.”

Qi Le: “……”

Everyone: “You’re a 0, which means you’re the one on the bottom.”

Qi Le: “Bullshit! Laozi is a straight man!”

Everyone stepped forward to pat him on the shoulder: “Forget it, all the men in the world can turn straight, but not you.”

Qi Le shook with anger: “We’ll see about that!”

Everyone reminded him: “Everyone knows about your confession, everyone knows that you’re gay. Which girl would be willing to date you ah?”

Qi Le: “=口=” <<less