Wei Huan, the sole heir of the powerful demon lineage of the Nine Phoenixes, sacrificed himself in a counter-ambush, only to miraculously be reborn on the enemy’s side as a helpless and powerless human.... more>>

For the sake of uncovering the truth, Wei Huan is forced to return to his alma mater, the Demon Realm’s most prestigious educational institution Shanhai Academy, to become the first human student in history. He unlocks the thrilling campus scenario, “I Am the Only Human Here”.

Among his worries, there’s one thing Wei Huan fears the most: his nemesis from his previous life. After all, even though he possessed the skill of “Ninefold Disguise,” the vigilant Golden Crow saw right through him every time.

Wei Huan: “Why were you able to recognize me at a glance?”

Yun Yongzhou: “Because I’m your husband.”

[Can changing my identity this time around save me from the consequences of my past mistakes?] <<less

When they first met, Qin Yiyu saw Nan Yi holding a liquor bottle from the doorway, and thought he was there to collect debts.... more>>

But he actually said: “I’m forming a band, to participate in a competition. We’re missing a lead vocalist who can play guitar.”

Qin Yiyu: Oh, it would be better if he came to collect debts.

He agreed in the end, because he didn’t want to give up such a talented bassist.

— Later —

Nan Yi: Qin Yiyu is my target.

Qin Yiyu: (bulb lighting up) likes me.

Nan Yi: We can be friends.

Qin Yiyu: Understood, lip service friendship1. I don’t mind kissing you even though I’m a straight man.

Nan Yi: (inhale)

Qin Yiyu: He really loves me.

—-—

During the competition, no one had high hopes for this new band. Even the staff was talking about it backstage.

“The bassist sure is handsome, but you can’t rely on looks to eat. The drummer is said to have a temper so bad that he’s almost beaten people up. The keyboardist seems to be a bank employee who was fired. Coupled with a popular lead vocalist with a terrible personality who had been kicked out of his previous band, how can this kind of makeshift band win?”

Yet the four of them were right behind them.

Yan Ji: “Get it right, I wasn’t fired but resigned voluntarily, and it was an investment bank, not a bank.”

Chi Zhiyang: “What crap are you spewing! How is my temper bad!”

Qin Yiyu: “In such a long sentence, only the first four words are worth hearing. A person as perfect as myself, the only people who can insult me are either my close friends, or the reincarnation of the violin— a worthless thing.”

Staff: (embarrassed) (cold sweat) (speechless)

Nan Yi said coldly: “Excuse me, the grassroot band is about to go on stage.”

[Mental state appears unstable upon first glance • self guided • gong]

[Appears to be stable but is actually quite crazy • falls in love without knowing it • shou]

Vocalist x Bassist and Vocalist

1 唇友誼 lit. “lip friendship”; it’s used to describe intimate friendships that involve services related to lips, such as communication or kissing. <<less

Zhu Zhixi has lived a life of excitement and wonder for 26 years, from Africa to Antarctica, from backpacker to volunteer, always on the move.... more>>

But one day he woke up to find a life countdown in his palm—[60 days 0 hours 0 minutes 0 seconds]

I can only live for sixty days???

A few days later, he was forced to go on a blind date. His match was a boring archaeology professor, a beautiful but expressionless Alpha, colder than a snowman.

Zhu Zhixi: “I’m a beta, marrying me is equivalent to sterilization.”

Not just sterilization, I’m practically a half-buried corpse at this point, anyone would be a good match, just pack me up and send me to the widower’s camp with a widow mark. And who wants to marry an alpha anyway?

Their pheromones are all over the place, and during the susceptible period, they can’t even control their lower halves…

Wait, why did the countdown stop?

Zhu Zhixi: “Wait a minute, sterilization actually has its advantages…”

He grabbed the snowman’s hand tightly, and the countdown stopped again—

Zhu Zhixi: Great! It’s a lifeline, I’m saved!

After getting married, in order to extend his life, he had to work hard to be affectionate, but gradually found that holding hands and hugging were starting to lose their effectiveness!

Zhu Zhixi: It’s over, my husband doesn’t work anymore.

To his surprise, his husband, who usually didn’t care about his well-being, took the initiative to help: Could it be that the method is the problem, not the person? Let’s try something different.

Zhu Zhixi: Try what?

The next day, waking up and ignoring the soreness in his waist, he immediately checked his palm.

Fu Rangyi: “Did it work?”

Zhu Zhixi: “It stopped, it worked! Thank you, husband! You’re amazing! Ah, I mean, that’s amazing…” (the more he explained, the worse it got)

What a clumsy trick, just say you like it.

Fu Rangyi touched the back of his neck where he had bitten last night: You’re welcome, use it more if it works, wife.

·

Fu Rangyi before: Great, he’s a beta, no pheromone interference troubles, and divorce would be easy.

Later on: Why is he a beta… why can’t he be marked…

He can’t even empathize with his past self from a few months ago.

—Mini Theater—

On the first snow after their wedding, Zhu Zhixi brought a little snowman home: “I just made it, it’s for you!”

Fu Rangyi didn’t take it: “There’s heating at home, how long can your snowman live?”

What a meanie!

Zhu Zhixi choked back, “It’ll be gone by tomorrow!”

He put it on the balcony, and a few days later, when he looked again, the snowman had long since melted, leaving only its withered branch arms.

Much later, he, who never cooked, opened the freezer compartment of the refrigerator and was suddenly taken aback. The missing little snowman was actually hidden in a Christmas cake box, its arms replaced by bamboo skewers, and it even had round blueberry eyes. It really… had lived for a long time. <<less

Xu Qichen, who has made a habit of receiving blades from his readers, dies suddenly.... more>>

Ding! Your survival system has appeared out of the blue: transmigrate into all your bad ending novels and be the main character.

It wants him to change the ending? And it’s even asking him, an emotional defect, to personally date?

System: The deeper the emotional plot line between the gong and shou, the higher the probability of successful task completion!

Xu Qichen: It’s impossible to write a sweet novel, it’s impossible in all of this life

System: Very well, the host has decided to maintain the state of sudden death and not…

Xu Qichen: I’ll transmigrate! I’ll personally make a sweet biscuit [kneel]

#it’s my survival instinct that made the move#

Xu Qichen: You’re really like a certain person…

Old Gong: Open your mouth, eat this candy.

Xu Qichen: You’re really not…

Old Gong: Even a candy can’t stop your mouth!

Xu Qichen: You bit me <<less

On the server “Altar,” an upper-class survival game was officially launched. Survival was the only logic in the human game of alliance, betrayal, and human-natured games of deceit and treachery. After the smoke of gunpowder ends, only the survivors can speak.... more>>

As soon as he opened his eyes, the amnesiac An Wujiu saw a person at his side killed. While in confusion, a floating green typeface appeared before him.

Variable Name: An Wujiu

Attributes: Male, 20 years old

Game Rounds: 5

Win Rate: 100/100

Danger Rank: SSS

No wonder they were afraid.

The first time he saw An Wujiu, Shen Ti felt curious. The kindness and fragility in those eyes were not fake, so how could he survive in the Altar? It was until he saw the man had a sudden personality change. He recklessly gambled regardless of the cost, casually estranged people, grew further excited on the verge of death, and even calculated against himself to win. Only then did Shen Ti realize that it was his own cognitive bias.

Fortunately, he wasn’t a normal person either. <<less

In his bones, Xia Xiqing is both cool and promiscuous, relying on an angelic face to deceive everyone. Ironically, his true self is exposed in front of his idol, leading to a disastrous first encounter.... more>>

Xia Xiqing: I really like you.

Zhou Ziheng: Don't mess with me.jpg

However, the beauty that lasted only three seconds in the audience at the press conference propelled him into the spotlight as a Zhou Ziheng fan. Debuting in the center position, trending with his idol, appearing on reality shows, and yes, exactly as you imagined.

But it's not what Xia Xiqing expected.

Thought he hooked an entertainment industry's exceptional Alpha, but after exposing the persona, he realized he got a pure, arrogant elementary school chicken. Expected to have a script where he sleeps with the idol, but ended up with the idol sleeping with him.

Xia Xiqing [lights a cigarette]: Aren't you supposed to hate me the most? What's with this never letting go?

Zhou Ziheng: Smells good.

Angel face, both A and promiscuous bottom VS Total top with the hardware of a pure angel. <<less

Ning Yixiao thought he would never see Su Hui ever again.... more>>

Until the hotel room card mix-up, and he came into the room, seeing Su Hui lying on the bed with an eye mask on, calling out another person’s name, “You’re back so soon…?”

Impulsiveness made him pull off Su Hui’s eye mask, but the moment their gazes met, he regretted it.

It had been six years of separation. Their reunion should have been a more presentable one.

”At least on the skybridge on 42nd Street, the us who have nothing at all once had the sight of Manhanttanhenge — even if it was only for 15 minutes and 20 seconds.”

Ambitious top x sickly beautiful bottom <<less

Kaleido, a talented but unpopular boy band, shot to fame by chance because of a video shot at the airport. In the video, Pei Tingsong, the youngest and most gong member of the whole group, pinned Fang Juexia Gege against a wall as he gently patted his face with a ticket. Yet Fang Juexia just took the ticket away, biting it as he tidied up his clothes. A “bullying” incident within the group thus transformed into an intense flirting exchange, and the TingJue CP was born.... more>>

Netizen: holy sh*t that’s so gong! Kabedon AND a bayonet fight! (internet slang for lovey dovey actions between men)

And thus, the abandoned trump card burdened by rumours of having had sold his body and the legendary rich member with a strong backing were bound together. They had clearly never gotten along since their debut, yet they were now forced to embark on an endless path of selling their fake ship together.

Pei Tingsong was famous for being ‘real’ in the circle, and he had offended many people from his lyrics alone because they were overly ‘real’. But he stressed again and again that he and Fang Juexia were only providing fan service.

CP fan: [Someone who has never been fake is selling a fake ship.] May the philosophy students please explain the paradox to this young student Pei here.

Xiao Pei: Fine, you guys win.

Juexia: (seriously considers the logic) If B is true, then A is also true; but if A is true, then B should also be true…it really is a paradox.

Xiao Pei: Fang Juexia, you’re heartless. <<less

Song Yu has three requirements for Yue Zhishi:... more>>

– You cannot call me gege in public.

– We won’t do anything together in public.

– You cannot let other people know you live with me.

Yue Zhishi has always been obediently following these rules. They were practically strangers at school. At the opening ceremony, he suddenly collapsed due to an allergy-related asthma attack, sending everything into chaos. At this moment, the student representative Song Yu suddenly stopped speaking…….

That night, a hot post appeared on the school forum.

【Shock!! Our junior high school department male idol and our senior high school department male idol are actually ‘brothers’!】

—————

Ever since his father brought back a mixed-race baby when he was six years old, Song Yu’s life has been completely entangled by this clingy little guy who couldn’t speak Chinese well.

Le Le who was in kindergarten: Xiao Yu gege, my classmate said today that he has a beautiful sister-in-law. What is a sister in law?
Song Yu: His older brother’s wife.
Le Le: No! I don’t want a sister-in-law!
Song Yu: ……
Le Le: I’ll be your sister-in-law! (Something isn’t quite right…….)
Song Yu: Please study up on Chinese familial relationships.
Le Le: Wait, wait. I’ll be my sister-in-law!
Song Yu: ……

Mouth says one thing but body does another, cat-like gong x mixed-race, obedient and straightforward puppy-like shou.

1. Childhood sweethearts with older gong. Slice of life (with some twists and turns), with a lot of scenes involving eating. Those who like fast-paced stories, be cautious.
2. Shou is in third year of junior high at the start of the story. There is no blood or legal relationship between the shou and the gong. Remember, they’re not under the same household registration book.
3. Gong spoils and dotes on shou. Very strong double sided arrow, essentially younger brother complex x older brother complex.
4. Cute shou, not strong shou.
5. There is a wlw side couple, not much scenes.
6. Please don’t read if you can’t take even a little bit of unexpected events. This is not solely a sweet fluffy novel.

CWs: light PTSD, talk of su*cide/self-harm, talk of death/dying, h*mophobia (from side characters). Please do not read if these make you uncomfortable. <<less