Kaleido, a talented but unpopular boy band, shot to fame by chance because of a video shot at the airport. In the video, Pei Tingsong, the youngest and most gong member of the whole group, pinned Fang Juexia Gege against a wall as he gently patted his face with a ticket. Yet Fang Juexia just took the ticket away, biting it as he tidied up his clothes. A “bullying” incident within the group thus transformed into an intense flirting exchange, and the TingJue CP was born.... more>>

Netizen: holy sh*t that’s so gong! Kabedon AND a bayonet fight! (internet slang for lovey dovey actions between men)

And thus, the abandoned trump card burdened by rumours of having had sold his body and the legendary rich member with a strong backing were bound together. They had clearly never gotten along since their debut, yet they were now forced to embark on an endless path of selling their fake ship together.

Pei Tingsong was famous for being ‘real’ in the circle, and he had offended many people from his lyrics alone because they were overly ‘real’. But he stressed again and again that he and Fang Juexia were only providing fan service.

CP fan: [Someone who has never been fake is selling a fake ship.] May the philosophy students please explain the paradox to this young student Pei here.

Xiao Pei: Fine, you guys win.

Juexia: (seriously considers the logic) If B is true, then A is also true; but if A is true, then B should also be true…it really is a paradox.

Xiao Pei: Fang Juexia, you’re heartless. <<less

Wei Huan, the sole heir of the powerful demon lineage of the Nine Phoenixes, sacrificed himself in a counter-ambush, only to miraculously be reborn on the enemy’s side as a helpless and powerless human.... more>>

For the sake of uncovering the truth, Wei Huan is forced to return to his alma mater, the Demon Realm’s most prestigious educational institution Shanhai Academy, to become the first human student in history. He unlocks the thrilling campus scenario, “I Am the Only Human Here”.

Among his worries, there’s one thing Wei Huan fears the most: his nemesis from his previous life. After all, even though he possessed the skill of “Ninefold Disguise,” the vigilant Golden Crow saw right through him every time.

Wei Huan: “Why were you able to recognize me at a glance?”

Yun Yongzhou: “Because I’m your husband.”

[Can changing my identity this time around save me from the consequences of my past mistakes?] <<less

When they first met, Qin Yiyu saw Nan Yi holding a liquor bottle from the doorway, and thought he was there to collect debts.... more>>

But he actually said: “I’m forming a band, to participate in a competition. We’re missing a lead vocalist who can play guitar.”

Qin Yiyu: Oh, it would be better if he came to collect debts.

He agreed in the end, because he didn’t want to give up such a talented bassist.

— Later —

Nan Yi: Qin Yiyu is my target.

Qin Yiyu: (bulb lighting up) likes me.

Nan Yi: We can be friends.

Qin Yiyu: Understood, lip service friendship1. I don’t mind kissing you even though I’m a straight man.

Nan Yi: (inhale)

Qin Yiyu: He really loves me.

—-—

During the competition, no one had high hopes for this new band. Even the staff was talking about it backstage.

“The bassist sure is handsome, but you can’t rely on looks to eat. The drummer is said to have a temper so bad that he’s almost beaten people up. The keyboardist seems to be a bank employee who was fired. Coupled with a popular lead vocalist with a terrible personality who had been kicked out of his previous band, how can this kind of makeshift band win?”

Yet the four of them were right behind them.

Yan Ji: “Get it right, I wasn’t fired but resigned voluntarily, and it was an investment bank, not a bank.”

Chi Zhiyang: “What crap are you spewing! How is my temper bad!”

Qin Yiyu: “In such a long sentence, only the first four words are worth hearing. A person as perfect as myself, the only people who can insult me are either my close friends, or the reincarnation of the violin— a worthless thing.”

Staff: (embarrassed) (cold sweat) (speechless)

Nan Yi said coldly: “Excuse me, the grassroot band is about to go on stage.”

[Mental state appears unstable upon first glance • self guided • gong]

[Appears to be stable but is actually quite crazy • falls in love without knowing it • shou]

Vocalist x Bassist and Vocalist

1 唇友誼 lit. “lip friendship”; it’s used to describe intimate friendships that involve services related to lips, such as communication or kissing. <<less

Zhu Zhixi has lived a life of excitement and wonder for 26 years, from Africa to Antarctica, from backpacker to volunteer, always on the move.... more>>

But one day he woke up to find a life countdown in his palm—[60 days 0 hours 0 minutes 0 seconds]

I can only live for sixty days???

A few days later, he was forced to go on a blind date. His match was a boring archaeology professor, a beautiful but expressionless Alpha, colder than a snowman.

Zhu Zhixi: “I’m a beta, marrying me is equivalent to sterilization.”

Not just sterilization, I’m practically a half-buried corpse at this point, anyone would be a good match, just pack me up and send me to the widower’s camp with a widow mark. And who wants to marry an alpha anyway?

Their pheromones are all over the place, and during the susceptible period, they can’t even control their lower halves…

Wait, why did the countdown stop?

Zhu Zhixi: “Wait a minute, sterilization actually has its advantages…”

He grabbed the snowman’s hand tightly, and the countdown stopped again—

Zhu Zhixi: Great! It’s a lifeline, I’m saved!

After getting married, in order to extend his life, he had to work hard to be affectionate, but gradually found that holding hands and hugging were starting to lose their effectiveness!

Zhu Zhixi: It’s over, my husband doesn’t work anymore.

To his surprise, his husband, who usually didn’t care about his well-being, took the initiative to help: Could it be that the method is the problem, not the person? Let’s try something different.

Zhu Zhixi: Try what?

The next day, waking up and ignoring the soreness in his waist, he immediately checked his palm.

Fu Rangyi: “Did it work?”

Zhu Zhixi: “It stopped, it worked! Thank you, husband! You’re amazing! Ah, I mean, that’s amazing…” (the more he explained, the worse it got)

What a clumsy trick, just say you like it.

Fu Rangyi touched the back of his neck where he had bitten last night: You’re welcome, use it more if it works, wife.

·

Fu Rangyi before: Great, he’s a beta, no pheromone interference troubles, and divorce would be easy.

Later on: Why is he a beta… why can’t he be marked…

He can’t even empathize with his past self from a few months ago.

—Mini Theater—

On the first snow after their wedding, Zhu Zhixi brought a little snowman home: “I just made it, it’s for you!”

Fu Rangyi didn’t take it: “There’s heating at home, how long can your snowman live?”

What a meanie!

Zhu Zhixi choked back, “It’ll be gone by tomorrow!”

He put it on the balcony, and a few days later, when he looked again, the snowman had long since melted, leaving only its withered branch arms.

Much later, he, who never cooked, opened the freezer compartment of the refrigerator and was suddenly taken aback. The missing little snowman was actually hidden in a Christmas cake box, its arms replaced by bamboo skewers, and it even had round blueberry eyes. It really… had lived for a long time. <<less