A Guide to Capturing the Cold Colonel

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The wanderer picked up a bloody imperial colonel on the garbage planet and asked for a sky-high medical fee.

When he found out that the other party was Chu Qi, the flower of the military, his eyes instantly turned into star coins – this is not a person, but a walking ATM machine!

The bad thing is that he was photographed on the way back to the main planet: the ragged beautiful boy curled up beside the medical cabin, crying and shouting no.

The next day, the hot search exploded:

#Shock! Colonel Chu secretly hides a beautiful boy#

#Child bride picked up from the battlefield#

#Love story on the garbage planet#

The spectators were heartbroken: “He is still a child!”

and “It smells so good”.

The “child” who was actually 600 years old was lying on Chu Qi’s bed and laughing, and the optical brain was playing the teaching video “How to Legally Inherit the Property of Strangers” in a loop.

After a busy day, Chu Qi returned home, and the next second he was pushed against the door, and the other party’s smile became more and more proud.

“Sir, have you tried pinching and kissing?”

Chu Qi chuckled, not at all surprised by Xiangli’s question. He met Xiangli’s smiling eyes with his voice dry.

“No.”

“Try?”

“…”

A few seconds later, the colonel couldn’t help but burst out in the quiet room: “Hiss… Damn, you really pinch!”

“…”

This man said he wanted to kiss, but in fact, those kisses kept falling around his ears.

It was like the other party’s usual trick – hanging him for fun.

“Damn it, get down.” Chu Qi gritted his teeth.

“Kiss me.”

Xiangli said a little bit viciously: “Beg me.”

The colonel didn’t feel any burden about this. Although he was in a low position, his eyes were full of aggression when he stared at Xiangli.

He said slowly: “Please.”

Later, the Empire Headline:

#Chu Shangzuo’s fugitive with a huge reward actually became his spouse#

The spectators looked at the wanted order and the marriage certificate side by side and searched, and slowly typed: [You tactical command department is really playing big.jpg]

Reading Guide [Lightning Avoidance Guide] :

■ There is very little content about [Zerg] , and it is not the main content. It is not a male and female Zerg worldview, so there is no Zerg label. The worldview is set by myself. Teachers, please read it carefully! ! !

■ The background is fictional and has nothing to do with reality. Please do not substitute it into reality!

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KichiX
KichiX
May 11, 2025
Status: c3
Yes, you saw that right, I'm reviewing after only three chapters (mainly because there's no other reviews, but also because I won't be continuing further).

I don't know if the author's idea is good, but the execution is lacking. It's unclear if the author wanted to go for a mysterious feel and didn't pull it off or simply is starting out as a writer, but it's very choppy. Time and space jumps occur with no warning (one moment they're in a spaceship (???) under attack, the next on a different planet).... more>> The colonel seems to vaguely recognise the MC, while the MC claims to have rescued him 23 times. In the opening scene, we get the 23rd rescue, but it seems the MC was aboard the spaceship/in the facility (again, t settings are very unclear) that the ML was protecting? How could he not know he was there?

It's frustrating because it feels like I should be engaged - the story starts off with action, we have the two leads making side eyes as each other and trying to work out motives, but... there's just something off.

Give it a try for a few chapters, and if it suits your tastes continue but for me, I'll be cutting my losses now. <<less
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