Dear Brother, Your Chest Wrap Has Fallen Off

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Before Cui Jiarou escaped from her marriage, she specially seeked a senior monk to ask for a divination, “Which of the four directions, east, south, west, and north, is the most auspicious?”

The monk counted with his fingers and said, “The west is the most auspicious.”

She was satisfied, dropped a reward and left.

She rode a donkey to the Western Regions and on the first day she entered the city, she got into a conflict with the Grand Protector of Anxi, General Xue Lang.

She praised him for his unparalleled handsomeness.

He wanted to eat her precious donkey.

She disguised herself as a man to conceal her identity.

He searched for her all over the city to capture and take her back to Chang’an.

Hateful, the evil monk deceived her!

On their first encounter, she didn’t know yet that he was repulsed by homosexuality.

After she knew, every time she saw him, she would stare at him with starry eyes, pretending to be infatuated.

“General Xue has a majestic and graceful appearance, like the bright moon in the sky, really making this little brother’s heart beat uncontrollably. It’s a cold and lonely night, can this little brother warm your bed for you?”

He will be so disgusted he wants to kill her!

Sure enough, Xue Lang’s face would turn dark every time, and his bony hands would tightly grasp the hilt of the sword, resisting from chopping her down, “Get lost.”

Cui Jiarou laughed and retreated after accomplishing her mission, but she still dared to repeat it again the next time.

Until one day, he annoyed her again, and she once again leaned close to him, breathing in his ear, “General Xue, the dew is heavy this late at night and the quilt is cold. It’s time to rest…..”

“Okay,” he agreed for the first time, his tall figure enveloping her. “Go to your place, or my tent? Or should we stay at your place for the first half of the night and stay in my tent for the second half?”

Cui Jiarou, “…..”

Small theater:

Thinking of one boy, Xue Lang, who had always disliked gays, tossed and turned in bed, causing his belt to become looser.

Finally, he gritted his teeth and decided to accept his fate.

In the gentle breeze and drizzle, Xue Lang was writing a letter home by the window.

“Son is at the border, life or death is uncertain. Son doesn’t want to delay other women, so in this life, this son no longer wishes to discuss marriage. If mother desires the joy of having children and grandchildren around, mother can adopt two children from the poor families in the clan…..”

As he put down his pen and looked up, a handsome young man appeared under a tree outside the window.

The young man had thin shoulders, a slim waist and a slim figure.

After stretching his body, a roll of wrapping cloth suddenly appeared on his feet, and his chest bulged instantly…..

The young man was stunned, grabbed the cloth in panic, and disappeared from the window.

When he reappeared, his chest had resumed its flatness.

He first looked around furtively in all directions to make sure no one had seen what just happened, then he walked along, waving a paper fan freely and confidently.

“General has an elegant mind, are you practicing calligraphy?”

The warmth in Xue Lang’s eyes gradually turned cold. He sneered and crumpled the letter into a ball.

With a little more force, the paper ball even turned into powder.

P.S.

The female lead was a real playboy who indulged in eating, drinking, having fun and swindling people. She was not an honest, kind and beautiful person.

The male lead was a general who risks his life to seek victories, and he was not a messenger of justice.

There are no perfect characters here.

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贤弟,你的裹胸布掉了
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