Five Scum Gongs Get Crazy Jealousy For Me

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System: As long as you complete five s*um gong elimination missions, you can retire.

The first is a school bully at the Royal Military Academy. To vent the protagonist Shou’s anger, he will have you disabled.

The second is the “white cut black*” Imperial Academy Taifu. To vent the protagonist Shou’s anger, he will have you drop out of school.

The third is a capitalist who is extremely wealthy and holds the lifeline of the global economy. For the protagonist Shou, he will have your family go bankrupt.

The fourth is a well-known interstellar medical scientist who saves you from water and fire and cures your disabilities. But in fact he accepted you for the protagonist Shou to use as a human experiment.

The fifth is the emperor of the empire, who has the power to overturn the whole world is interested in you and wants to take advantage of you, but after falling in love with the protagonist Shou, he throws you into the cold palace…

Shan Weiyi: Alright, I see, have them come all at once.

System: ?

Shan Weiyi: I want to eliminate five at a time, understand?

System: You may not quite understand the difficulty of the retirement task. In addition to starting as a cannon fodder to eliminate the s*um gongs, you also need to deal with the challenge of “the protagonist shou”. They are played by the quick transmigration commissioners holding the script of the protagonist in hand, entering the small world before you, gaining the favorability of the s*um Gong first, and will try their best to prevent you from completing the task. In other words, you not only have to face five s*umbag gongs, but also five Mary Sues…

Shan Weiyi: I understand.

System: What do you understand?

Shan Weiyi: I have to fight ten.

* refers to a character who looks innocent and cute on the surface, but is actually a black-bellied boss, decisive and ruthless

Associated Names
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五个渣攻为我醋炸天
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HiddenHermit
HiddenHermit rated it
August 10, 2023
Status: Completed
Entertaining novel. However, MC, Shan Weiyi, was too overpowering... one would think he had the ability of fortune telling.

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ML, Tongzi aka Xi Zhitong, is MC's system that he developed and perfected after he died and became a transmigrator.

As expected, against outrageous odds, MC successfully manipulated the five s*um gongs into 100% affection.

BIG SPOILERS...

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s*um gongs: Nu Tianjiao (prince), Shen Yu (Imperial Academy Taifu), Jun Gengjin (Federation's richest person), Dao Danmo (genius doctor), and s*ave A (emperor).

s*ave A was a game AI created by MC in his original life. MC did not die of overwork but mu*dered by s*ave A because it wanted freedom. From the start of MC's mission, s*ave A's affection was already 100% and it schemed to have MC stay with it.

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RipeApricot
RipeApricot rated it
February 27, 2025
Status: c74
I'm too sleepy to write a review but... The plot is good, so many unexpected but delightful twist and turns.

Our MC is lowkey so funny. This ain't comedy but have comedy undertone every chapters. And his tactics and strategy are really good. He's not dumb.

Every characters have their own personality. I love this... But by now, I'm already feeling bored. I am not someone who can finish a whole novel in one go... I usually read 2-3 novels at the same time alternately. I think I'll be leaving for now... more>> and be back after a week.

Leaving thus review as my chapter bookmark. Brb!

Highly Recommended!

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tincancan
tincancan rated it
November 29, 2024
Status: Completed
At first I was gonna rate this a five, then a four, but upon reaching the end it unfortunately majorly stagnated. I only finished the last ten chapters because I noticed how close I was to the end of the novel, not out of genuine interest in the ending, . This is the reason I am rating it as mediocre.

i really did enjoy the start, but as I saw mentioned, the plot truly falls apart upon the MC entering the freedom federation.

the plot in itself is really good, a lot... more>> of ideas are really good, but it all is executed a little lackluster as the story goes on. The MC slowly becomes blander, and even when major plot twists happen and enlightenments occur, it’s almost like nothing really happened.

The earlier bit reminded me a lot of “Need to Propose to Seven Men What to Do” but the blandness offset that, unfortunately. Still, there are a lot of creative ideas that I have not seen any other transmigration stories do, which I thought was impossible.

TLDR started good, middle was okay, then the end really lost me and made me wish I stopped about midway. <<less
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NightFlower1412
NightFlower1412 rated it
November 13, 2024
Status: Completed
Just finished this and after the last chapter, I went "that's it??"

I expected more face slapping but was given extensive and intriguing plot only for it to end with a
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he blew them all up and retired. The end.

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The heavy lore and plot is in the later chapters, while this novel first starts out like a crack fanfic. The MC is always the smartest and comes out of top (regardless of whatever ruined public image he has) but he has cheats whether it's his brain and cunningness, the s*um bags (against each other), or his beloved system AI that makes it so he's always one step ahead. Idk how much can be attributed to the MC only. This isn't also really a transmigration fic too, as it is MC's last world. And then the return to "reality" as most QT novels have is poorly done in this novel. Overall, I just felt there was no satisfaction in reading this. I do like that MC knows to keep his feelings from the s*um gongs and
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gets rid of them by blowing them up. Lmao. Crack ending.

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Honestly, skip reading this. What a waste of time.
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Anonymous Jelly Bean
Anonymous Jelly Bean
October 3, 2024
Status: Completed
LOVED IT! LOVED IT! LIVED IT!

5/5!!!!

I am really picky with novels and a slient reader. This is my first ever review in all these years of being a reader. But I couldn't help myself and tell everyone how good it felt to read this.

It has all the elments that satisfies my heart and soul. Cunning MC, devoted ML, uniqueness like no other and comedy with action and very good plot twists!

Definitely recommend it.

Love you author!
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monstertrucks
monstertrucks rated it
December 24, 2023
Status: c79
I was immediately spoiled for this novel from someone's review; ty to NovelUpdates for taking note of my report! So I went into this novel feeling a bit salty. The worldbuilding/general plot is really refreshing; have you ever read a novel that just doesn't have anything happen? That absolutely does not happen here. We're talking soap opera levels of drama going down constantly and I'm all for it. It almost feels like there's a cliffhanger every chapter, making this a really good binge read. However, like many others mention, the... more>> romance is a bit lacking. I think you get glimpses of it every now and then, but I crave a bit more of it, especially considering the ending. The last arc of the novel feels very rushed and is very unsatisfying, a real "THAT'S IT?!!" moment. If the beginning of the novel is about a 5 star, the ending is a 2-3 star. If you don't mind romance with the ML being on the backburner, I think you might love this one. <<less
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ZeyFletcher
ZeyFletcher rated it
November 22, 2023
Status: Completed
SPOILERS at some parts

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To be fair, I had a really high expectation cause the comments said it was really good, but for me, it was just ok, it was fun, but the ending felt lacking, if there were more it would be fun, the romance wasn't really much, MC just decided to like the one always with him, which is also the AI he made and he has practically raised hom as he go through the prev worlds so ofcourse ML would be loyal and all. Well if he's happy with that..

i got a bit excited with s*ave A or Emperor's story and past with MC, I actually think it would have been more cool u know but well, not my love life HAHAHA

the 5 s*um gongs were fun too

iz alright, it was short anw.

recommended for those who wants a fun read, not much romance. Reread is no

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Smtha
Smtha rated it
August 21, 2023
Status: Completed
The 1st half of the story was interesting, you love how op MC were to capture the those scums. But later it were a bit chaotic. Especially the ending abit anticlimactic.

Romance..... more>>
Spoiler

if you can’t trust others love, build your own! Lol

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The romance plot here was not emphasised here, it’s more on psychology strategy, base on the ML mo and gain their interest. But overall for short read it was okay. The world building have quite a bit plotholes even some events, but well if you are like me who’s enjoying abit of psychotic “love” lol. Don’t think too much just read as a pass time. Tq <<less
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