All she does is cause her family trouble and acts like a spoiled child. It's funny at first but gets repetetive AND gratingly annoying real quick whenever she comes up with some "genius plan" to be woken up before attending Court. Sure, she and Yu Xianmiao have the same goals of being Salted Fish, but YXM actually does his job and actually acts like a pleasant person to those he respects + grows to see everyone around him as people, rather than a caricature of someone who probably wrote down the characteristics of a womanchild, slapped the label of "Salted Fish" over it and decided she would have no character development in 40+ chapters and yet is racking up rank ascensions like a P2W Genshin Player.

They are the two most conspicuous people on this street. These two shiny black heads have become the most eye-catching scenery on this street.

The System was almost laughing like crazy: [Why are you making things difficult for me? With your black face, who can tell who you look like? The species you most resemble right now is a chimpanzee.]

The male lead is... THE SYSTEM. System gains a human form and is called Bai Xiao and he goes on adventures with FL to find gossip!!!! Her family and the whole country knows he marries into the Lin family. Omg I did not see this coming. By the way our FL is into f*mdom and also she was the one wearing groom wear while System wore the bridal clothes.

"On the wedding night, Lin Mo indulged her lust to the extreme, and Bai Xiao let her do whatever she wanted.

Lin Mo: [Hehehe, I was really awesome last night! Please call me a fierce girl! ]

Bai Xiao chuckled, his smile was a little silly."

a flower thief was running away from the soldiers, and happened to fall in love with the most perfect bare bu*t he's ever seen. And it's only the bu*t he saw, so he didn't really know that the owner of said bu*t was a general who happened to be taking a shower with the windows open...

the system gaining the ability to tame animals for a mount, but our protagonist misaimed at the last moment, leading to this poetic scene:

"Minister Lin and his wife were admiring the moon in the pavilion when they suddenly saw a person riding a big white pig running past them."

If there is one problem with this novel, it's Minister Lin (the MCs Father). From what I've read so far he is unreasonable 90% of the time. His anger issues aren't funny and serve no purpose.

Minister Lin: I'm kicking you out of the house for no particular reason today! (I'm unreasonable and a s*upid douchebag anyway!) Doesn't seem to care where she will sleep or bothers to think about her wellbeing at all. She has no money on her and since she's barred from the house she can't get more or even change her clothes, so she has to bum off someone else, I mean what does he expect she's going to do? Then he has the NERVE to beat her for drinking wine at an Officials house. It's pretty easy to predict she would cause some problems while drinking since she's done it before! His favorite sentence? "She's my flesh and blood after all." This might remind you of something often said by the s*um of the earth mothers in dogblood novels, "She's the flesh that fell from my body so I can treat her like tr*sh haha." He's infuriating, irredeemable garbage.