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After entering a male orientated cultivation novel, Ning Ning originally planned to carefully follow the planned storyline, but only to discover that there was something not quite right about this world.

Within the sect, her senior brother relies on everyone around him for his cultivation progress, her senior sister sells information of their sect elders and her peers for money, while her master was so dirt poor that it makes one’s hairs stand on their end, and drinks water gathered from 82 years ago every single day.

Outside of her sect, those buddist practitioners cultivated arduously, chanting scriptures akin to singing rap, their lips moving so quickly that sparks would fly; those sword practitioners treated their swords like their beloved wives, yet struggling to become courtesans to support their families, with their love stories deeply touching the hearts of many; those music practitioners treat temple bells as weapons, and excels in flinging their bells to strike people down.

Ning Ning : “…”

There’s no use saving this world. Just let it get destroyed. Sooner or later, this cultivation world will come to an end.

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Ning Ning had crossed over into a cultivation novel world with the identity of an evil junior sister.

If she wanted to live, she needed to follow the story line and continue to court death with her actions.

Target number 1: The noble and benevolent eldest senior brother

Senior brother possessed Innate Sword Bones, and unsurpassed cultivation. Ning Ning requested for a late night private meeting, only for the former to smile faintly and nod his head: “Do you want to learn…something that doesn’t suit your age?”

Therefore, as the night progressed, the eldest senior brother brought out an entire set of extremely difficult secret sword arts, with Ning Ning being forced to train arduously throughout the entire night, leaving her completely exhausted, with her heart being as dead as ashes.

Target number 2: The quiet, sick and handsome elder

The elder’s cultivation was destroyed during the great war, and retreated into the mountains to recuperate alone.

Taking advantage of his playing the zither, Ning Ning originally wished to head up and cause trouble. However, after bumping into and inhaling a poisonous fragrance from a flower, she was paralyzed, having to endure excruciating pain, causing waves of tears to stream down her face.

Seeing her tearful gaze, the elder merely assumed that he had finally met someone with good music taste and she had started to cry because she had become too happy hearing his zither. He got happy to the point where he almost wanted to pull everyone together to sing the song “Good Luck’s coming”.

Target number 3: Arrogant and antisocial junior brother

According to the original storyline, the junior brother, main male character, was born in poverty, had an impure bloodline, was discriminated against within the sect, and got bullied to the point of being completely riddled with wounds.

Ning Ning knocked away the immortal spring water that he was using to treat his injuries. In the end, the immortal spring water had long been swapped by other people with an extremely corrosive poison, which splashed all over her legs.

The youth squatted down, and gently rubbed away the bloodstains on the girl’s calf: “Why did you help me?”

As if the story wasn’t any weirder enough, it took a weirder turn.

The ever so malicious youth buried his head in her neck, his voice racked with sobs, in which it hid an intense servitude and thirst.

“Don’t leave me behind.”

Associated Names
One entry per line
After Trying to Die, I Became the White Moonlight
I Became a White Moonlight After Dying
一不小心成了白月光
不断作死后我成了白月光
Related Series
Chronicles of the Eccentric Antagonist (Same Franchise)
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  3. Reread, just love them! All BG, beautiful FL.
  4. Entertaining novels with FL. Part 7
  5. Good cultivation novels with female protagonists~

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AkaMitsuki
AkaMitsuki rated it
March 20, 2025
Status: Completed
This novel is a breath of fresh air, keeping me in stitches from start to finish. The author’s unique blend of science within a cultivation world is nothing short of genius, adding a layer of hilarity that makes the story truly stand out. The mysteries and challenges are meticulously crafted, each one more intriguing than the last, compelling me to keep turning the pages.

Highlights of the story include:

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  • The scene where He ZhiZhou and Ning Ning compete to see who can outdo the other in their Oscar-worthy performances of misery. Their over-the-top acting had me in tears from laughing so hard.
  • The accidental discovery of an R-18 book, followed by everyone desperately trying to convince Pei Ji and Lin Xun that it’s a sword cultivation manual. The sheer absurdity of their bluffing was pure comedy gold.
  • He ZhiZhou’s antics, like his head hanging on an airplane, solidify him as a comedic genius who never fails to deliver laughs.
  • Cheng Ying’s dialogue is adorable and hilarious, adding a delightful charm to the story.
  • The innocent and naive romance between Ning Ning and Pei Ji is heartwarming and endlessly entertaining. Their clueless gestures had me rolling on the bed, rooting for them the entire time.
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That said, the story isn’t without its flaws. Meng Jue, the eldest disciple, feels underutilized. I wish the author had expanded on his role, particularly his emotions and actions when helping the real Chen LuBai. Additionally, some parts of the story felt a bit monotonous, tempting me to skim through them.

Despite these minor shortcomings, the novel is a fantastic read, earning a solid 4.7/5 from me. It’s a perfect blend of humor, mystery, and romance, with a unique twist that sets it apart from typical cultivation stories. If you’re looking for something fresh, funny, and utterly engaging, this is it! <<less
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keyofspade
keyofspade rated it
January 7, 2025
Status: c30
Reading this was so mind numbing. So many characters get introduced without really any discerning characteristic and relevancy. It’s as if the author did not plan out characters and made them up as they go. There is virtually the same description for each female and male characters - “peerless, cold beauty/handsome swordsman”. I’m already quitting this before continuing on. There are novels such as My Disciple Died Yet Again that are lighthearted cultivation novel but each character introduced have their own motives in comparison. Everything written here is a lot... more>> of expose that adds up to nothing. Worst novel I’ve read. Also the translation website has pop-up ads everytime you click on next chapter arrow which is annoying on mobile. No thanks. <<less
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Anya3797
Anya3797 rated it
January 3, 2025
Status: Completed
Oh my god, I died laughing while reading this 🤣🤣🤣.... This novel is a gem 💎💎. Thankfully I found it 🤗. Going to reread it again😊😌
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Smtha
Smtha rated it
December 20, 2024
Status: Completed
This is one of those adventures journey that you don’t want to end. Those misfits and romance, heartbreaking love and lingering memories and bunch of slapstick comedies. Every story was very well written or translated. Its a very entertaining read. And you can imagine all the scenes a HK dramas /movies plays in here, especially the comedy scenes. Lol. The main cp is especially cute and so heart warming. The others cps (yes there’s also sweet ending for them too! Thank goodness!) Also sweet and funny at the same... more>> times. The book is so rounded, written very intricately and with everything inside as whole good entertaining novel. Really really recommend read if you like this genre. Tq <<less
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Cassandraraj
Cassandraraj rated it
June 21, 2024
Status: c120
Loving this story a lot. FL is so well written and the ML has a tragic background. Love their interactions. The humour is so good in this book
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Dendenpo
Dendenpo rated it
June 8, 2023
Status: c19
This is a silly novel with a decent plot so far. I don't get the point of that dumb system at all, and the MC is constantly failing at being the antagonist. She is just cringing while she says the lines and can never seem to aim for the right person lol.

Also people MTL because translators drop more than they complete. As with this novel. I'm gonna have to try and read more and mtl too.
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Otwentyfirst
Otwentyfirst rated it
March 17, 2021
Status: c29
Take this review for what it's worth, only at chapter 1 translated. So far it's really long winded. Mtl reading isn't bad if done thoughtfully and carefully.

So I MTLed to 30 and I agree with the first person's posted review. The story suffers from lack of cohesion, despite what the translator says. I'll update my review if the translation makes the story that much better. But for now, it's a rather clunky read.
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book14reader
book14reader
April 20, 2025
Status: Completed
It has made me laugh, cry and smile. I have completed and enjoy this. I am so glad that the translator has posted it and brought it to my attention. The explanation of various things that are scatter throughout is interesting too.
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Thinker1357
Thinker1357 rated it
November 22, 2024
Status: c356
Lmaooo this was hilarious. It took me awhile to get past the second hand embarrassment at first but then I was obsessed. At one point I was just nonstop giggling at every chapter but the story does have more to it than just humor. The overreaching ploy was interesting and I like how most characters had their own stories and personalities even minor villains
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MrScruffy
MrScruffy rated it
September 25, 2021
Status: Completed
I read the completed original in Chinese. I agree with some reviews that the comedic sections are little to none, or perhaps intended but simply not funny. However, I love the story progression. Comedy aside, the ML and FL are well fleshed out -- the FL doesn't blindly listen to her "system", for example. There is a true plot line that guides some of the weirder moments in the earlier parts of the story. The story is also filled with a satisfying progression of their bittersweet romance that will make... more>> you both die of diabetes and cry for them. I don't usually like the obvious happy ending for such novels, but the ending for this one was very nicely rounded. <<less
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