Smash All Pots and Pans To Go to School

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She was once one of Earth’s top engineers—sharp, cool-headed, a woman of schematics and precision. But fate has its own twisted sense of humor. When Wei San woke up in a tr*sh heap on a remote, forgotten planet somewhere in the galactic backwaters, she realized she’d crossed time and space… only to land in the body of a dropout with nothing but a malnourished body and a nose for salvaged junk.

Thrown from Earth’s engineering labs into the dirt of a nameless alien star, Wei San doesn’t crumble. She rises.

Because the tuition was cheap and she was broke, Wei San ended up signing up for the wrong program. She didn’t become a mech builder.

She became a mech soldier.

The kind that gets thrown into live-fire drills and survives off sheer bloodlust and pain tolerance. The kind of profession where “close combat” means face-to-fist and “training” means voluntary trauma.

Though she stumbled into the blood-soaked path of a mech soldier instead of building the machines herself, she refuses to be limited by labels. She trains, she adapts, and she learns to kill with as much finesse as she once designed engines.

Through perseverance, wit, and a hefty dose of don’t-f*ck-with-me energy, she blazes a dual path—as both soldier and engineer—toward a future carved with her own two hands.

One-line summary:

Poverty made me powerful.

Core theme:

How to grind your way to top-tier single-soldier with nothing but pain, precision, and petty spite.

[This novel is fast-paced, smartly written, and absolutely unafraid of biting humor. The worldbuilding is fresh, the characters fiercely vivid, and the protagonist?

She’s pure steel wrapped in sarcasm and stubborn ambition. A must-read for anyone who likes their heroines relentless, clever, and just a little bit deadly.]

Associated Names
One entry per line
Pawn My Life Just to Get an Education
SAPPS
Za guo mai tie qu shang xue
Đập nồi bán sắt đi học
我要上学
砸锅卖铁去上学
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F0010096
F0010096 rated it
November 1, 2022
Status: c89
Considering the tags and reviews from other readers, I honestly had high expectations for this novel. And now I'm very upset with my shattered expectations.

The story has a great start at the beginning but it crumbles slowly because of the MC characters. I mean, MC is obviously poor but with his background as a great mecha engineer in his previous life, she should be able to make a lot of money on many occasions, but she's not! She just missed every opportunity and then complained that she was poor. What... more>> a s*upid MC. Ohh sorry. But I'll drop it here. <<less
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xjgg
xjgg rated it
September 25, 2022
Status: Completed
it's alright. Honestly, the friendship is more interesting than the romance. I also can't really warm up to fl; she was perfunctory in her study (gaining credits just enough to pass), hated when people made dents on her mecha but didn't have any problem stripping down others', didn't read instructions. Just the type I dislike lol. Surprisingly, I like ML and his cousin. ML looked cold and indifferent, but he was actually quite gentle and doted on his cousin.
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when ying xingjue (ml) wasn't quick enough to save ying chenghe, he made a miniature mecha from clay as an apology because he remembered chenghe used to like playing mud. He also remembered chenghe's favorite drink. Huo xuanshan (chenghe's friend) wanted to drive light mecha but couldn't since his family all drove heavy mecha. Chenghe came to xingjue and xingjue persuaded huo xuanshan's family to let him choose light mecha. When xingjue had to stay at home resting, he still remembered that on that day, there was a mecha event chenghe wanted to attend. He also checked his academy admission only to find out that chenghe was admitted to another academy lol. Idk what happened between them, but chenghe thought they had never been close even though xingjue clearly favored him.

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the relationship between ying xingjue and ying chenghe is one of the factors I got distracted from the romance lol. Another factor is the protagonist halo. Ml's military academy was painted as the best and strongest, but they lost because they relied heavily on ml. They got nerfed bad. What military academy will train their students to rely heavily on only one person? The best academy having a shitty system that won't let their students stand on their own? Yeah right. I also liked how at the start their mental power/perception couldn't be improved with practice (cultivation concept) like in most novels. It's just something they are born with. All in all, it's an okay novel.
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Sulsulivan
Sulsulivan rated it
August 30, 2022
Status: Completed
Good quality. I personally not really like mecha novel, especially this chinese novel about mecha. But this being one of 2 mecha novel I like so far. World building, mecha sistem, story telling is great. And the most important is the story is very exciting.

The cons only at end arc that so-so, maybe?. Still recommended to read!
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shampoofaeryyy
shampoofaeryyy rated it
August 9, 2022
Status: Completed
I'm not a fan of mecha, I actually hate it cause I can't relate to it but this story is an exception. I mean even though I have no knowledge about mecha, the writer still made it enjoyable for people like me. Also, I love everything about this story, the friendship between FL and her teammates, the jokes and understanding between each members, the rival groups cooperating with them to achieve common goals, the characters have their own personality, the chemistry between FL and ML, and also the fact that... more>> no one underestimate anyone because of their gender speaks volume to me. This is once in a lifetime story and I will always hold it dear to me. I will never regret missing my sleep because of this. <<less
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CaliforniaMaki
CaliforniaMaki rated it
July 29, 2022
Status: Completed
Woah! Just finished the novel (MTL) and I'm still trying to digest it.

A lot went on with this novel. It's basically a shounen genre but with a strong FL. There is mystery and the plot thickens as you read further. The world is set in the future with the rise of mecha fighting star beasts all over the galaxy. We follow Wei-san, a TM'd FL, navigate into this mecha world. The FL is a shamelss character and hilarity ensues when she banters with the other MCs. I had myself bursting... more>> into laughter when she's up with her tricks and ropes other in. Shameless!!!

I really enjoyed this novel and would recommend to others! <<less
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Kimari07
Kimari07 rated it
July 29, 2022
Status: c337
I had so much fun reading this that I even mtl'd it twice. It hit all the right spot for me. I never laughed so hard in a novel.

I adored the MC and really liked her interactions with her friends. Also ML is really cute. I especially love the scene where

... more>> Wei San stood behind the ML all bloodied, dirty and mu*derous with a knife on ml's neck.. ML stood there ethereally clean and peaceful. It painted a picture of a rogue and a princess in distress. Add the swamp as their background. I can't help but squell.. Kyaaa! <<less
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stella.novels
stella.novels rated it
May 13, 2022
Status: Completed
No words. It was fantastic. And soo funny. I literally died few times for laughing too much. And of cuteness. This is true friendship goal but I still feel hungry. Not enough dog's food. I love wei san she's such badass and the other four are also supp. I have a love hate relationship with xiao eli or xilan (both are the same person). The plot is also good. Just the ending is so. Im not saying ita not good, I just wanted more info about wei and juan and... more>> the other four friends. But its still very very good.
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this is very importnantno but for real dont click this if you didnt read the endingi really cried when everybody thought FL was dead. I kept saying that she cant die after all but my eyes didnt agree with me.

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Totally recommended. Love it 🛐🛐.

Edit: in the novel wasnt even one racist things nor words about the FL beauty. Just sometimes FL would conpliment juan but thats it and I love the novel for all of this reasons. Im tired of people saying black=ugly or fl=beauty and praise her every chapter. <<less
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Kyoko Usagi
Kyoko Usagi
April 28, 2022
Status: c12
Okay, I really love the premise, I think it's good. From the other reviews and what I've read so far things are looking good. The only problem is that the current translations have a lot lost in translation. While it's still readable, it's honestly at times pretty hard to understand the sequence of events. I think I plan to switch to reading the raws instead.
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Just Another Novel Reader
Just Another Novel Reader rated it
April 15, 2022
Status: Completed
It was a good read sometimes confusing but mainly readable in MTL. The ending wasn't the best, but it leaves an open ending. Which is the best case scenario instead of having a more rushed ending. Though it did get a bit rushed before it came to the open ending.

I was kind of waiting for the viewers to go back and look at the video of Wei San reading that mecha book and changed the title to something like "how a hidden mecha master was found" and laugh at the... more>> ones saying that our MC was scared of losing, or make some meme's about it.

Spoiler

The Sequoia/red shirt (or something) media was laugh at a lot and lost almost all good reputation/viewers.

Blue wave media got lucky and gain popularity and reputation from MC and friends. MC and friends invested in it too.

Damocles military academy was lucky to get get MC. Good thing for them having cheapest tuition and a loan plan, that's why she chose that military academy.

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A lot of crazy and adventurous situations.

Giving 5stars since I could read to the end and haven't read a good novel for a while. <<less
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lazykitty_99
lazykitty_99 rated it
April 13, 2022
Status: Completed
A gem

I was very skeptical about reading this one but boy that was an amazing ride. I even feel like not reading any new novel so as to not destroy this novel taste.

I just loved their companionship to the point I even hated ML for appearing even only for last few chapters he has more pen time.

... more>> I guess in their group one is a bl couple (not successful though in extras) .

Someone said MC is Mary sue but I don't think so. She worked hard for every chance she get. Even though her friends are rich but they weren't heaven fav son like ml's team. Even arc kept me on hooks.

MC is sand sculpture type that she even made her group like her Even her college too..

Plus the article is gender neutral. No side fl/ML coming there for anyone's attraction.

Only flaw (not actually) I guess is ml. I feel he shouldn't be there that's how much MC whole group is good together Even though they are actually together in future as they went to same military district. <<less
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Roxasfleur
Roxasfleur rated it
April 8, 2022
Status: c145
I'm halfway to complete the stories, and let me tell you this story is an abosulute gem!!!

It's not a typical interstellar story. MC background is dirt poor but it's not a source of conflict. I love how MC bros are all so hilarious and there are no love triangle scenario. ML is verg gentle and quiet. He protected MC in his own way from the start. I love how the two of them, one born at the very top and the other at the very bottom of the food chain... more>> can end up together.

Even though I haven't finished the story, I really anticipate how this slowburn romance came to be.

But, seriously this story is very fun to read! <<less
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ragingphoenix
ragingphoenix rated it
March 22, 2022
Status: Completed
One of my favorite CNs. Sci-fi/mecha with a female MC was pretty rare in the CN world before this novel.

Wei San is a very likable protagonist. She's always looking for a way forward even when it doesn't seem like there is one.

But even better than her being a likable protagonist are her all male teammates and her dynamic with them being pure teammates/found family. These guys have each others' backs like nothing else. This is a story about hotblooded, bright-eyed kids kicking down every obstacle in their way, even when... more>> the obstacles are very, very scary.

There's no inane romantic melodrama. This is a story about beating the bad guys while growing up in the process. Even some of the less likable rival-type characters eventually get over themselves.

Great cast, great setting, great worldbuilding. 100% recommend. <<less
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08phamann
08phamann rated it
February 20, 2022
Status: c200
Very refreshing novel. There is no hint of misogyny or treating MC differently simply because she is a girl. She shared a bedroom with several guys and no one blinks an eye because to them it is completely normal. She is smart and works hard. The bromance was cute as hell, she makes more trouble than all the boys combined.

It started to get a bit boring for me towards the later half so I dropped it.
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AJglasses12
AJglasses12 rated it
February 3, 2022
Status: Completed
This novel is SOOO GOOD!!! I read this 100% mtl 4 times because it's just that good for me. The characters, events and storyline are absolutely interesting and funny. I just wish it was longer because the ending was a little rushed?? (Or this is just me wanting to read more of this story😂)

No regrets if you try reading this

P.S. I hope the author writes a 2nd book about Wei San
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IloveWebNovels
IloveWebNovels rated it
February 10, 2025
Status: Completed
I've read this a long time ago. All I can say is this is a feel-good story despite being action packed. All happy vibes with bits and pieces of conspiracy here and there. This story hyped me up like I drank 5 cups of coffee. I love the MC's character too. One of the coolest female protagonists ever! And the ML matches her vibe 😆.
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Xmas
Xmas rated it
December 16, 2024
Status: c326
I don't normally read mecha novels, but this one is fire.

I just love a FL who works towards her own goals and does things because she likes them. I appreciate how hard she works even if she is a bit OP. It's not romance but you still have enough interest/friendship from other characters to keep things interesting.
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jesssree
jesssree rated it
October 9, 2024
Status: c310
I adore this novel.

Strong FL who knows herself. She doesn't mind being perceived as poor, shameless, or stingy. Wei San looks out for herself, is herself, and that's all that matters. So refreshing.

Great storytelling and world-building.

If you've read "Stormtrooper" by Heinlein. This world kinda reminds me of that: setting far into the future where humanity discover aliens and are actively fighting against them. Very technologically advanced. Military-focused. Most of the story is not about that tho (~300 chapters into it). It's about the inter-school (and inte-star) mecha competition where Wei... more>> San (FL) is one of the 5 main participants for her school. She's a genius in her own rights, being double-majored in mecha engineering and solider), but because she's surrounded by others who are also geniuses, she's not presented as a Mary-sue type of character and develops plenty through hardwork and perseverance.

Filled with mecha (and also hand to hand) fight scenes. Great fight scene; well translated. Humor: so, so funny. I definitely have LOL'd at how shameless she is (also her teammates). Howling at 3pm. (Seriously, when I started reading this, I stayed up til like 4:30am reading 150 chapters)

I love her friendships!! So, so much. I'm gonna be so sad once I finish this.

The novel doesn't talk about how they look (not really) which is def one of the draws, as other reviewers have pointed out. But if you're interested in seeing some of the fan art (?) you can google the Chinese name :) So. Cool. Holy snap. Definitely will give you a feel of the story.

Note about reading ahead: the best translation is still Boba Tea. However, if you feel impatient like I am tho, Boba Tea's chapter 434 is chapter 137 on vynovel. <<less
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Shawjohn
Shawjohn rated it
April 13, 2024
Status: --
Forgot where I last stopped but I reckon I was around 100 chapters in.

The start was really good I'd say, was able to capitalize on the Mc's rough pasts and transition and showed much hard work she was putting in.

But then once she entered the school, she pretty much became a merry sue that was able to easily triumph over others with ease.
Spoiler

This includes easily being able to dismantle and reassemble mechs after just a but of tinkering and winning underground battles with only minor hiccups.

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Was initially interested and thought it was good but it quickly became just your generic op MC that does her own things filled with all sorts of "coincidences" like MC meeting the right people at the right time and place or so.

Unfortunately dropped the series though still really like the earlier chapters when it felt more real.
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SilverSilkie
SilverSilkie rated it
April 4, 2024
Status: c353
THIS bit*h IS SOOOOO GOOD

are you tired of not having any good friendships? We got them here! Are you tired of the worldbuilding not being deep enough? Do not f*cking worry bestie we got them here too! The translation is also pretty good, though sometimes they switch up the genders or simply it doesn't translate well, but it didn't bother me a lot so it was good! The MC is lovable, a goofball, and the friend group too has thier moments to shine, with them I can believe that they... more>> are friends and trust eachother <<less
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campfiretails
campfiretails rated it
March 25, 2024
Status: c225
After the travesty of my last two five stars, I hope this isn't in vain this early.

It's good, but the beginning was a bit better than the main story. It's like the opposite problem of English novel.

It's a Mecha novel, so the author put in a lot of effort in the world building and battles. Unless the author forgets a random detail they added a 100 chapters ago

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I'm looking at you Pingtong Accademy breathing techniques.

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That doesn't mean there isn't any good character moments and scenes. Just a bit lacking.

Here's some cool worldbuilding details that might make you interested

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So the main adversary at the beginning are the star beast (I would like to call them the Galatic Menace, but that just me). They are biotech monsters with partial intelligence. At first they kinda of feel like any other alien/beast invasions. But their might and ferocity started to leave a mark on me. The story really does feel like not only a technological arms race, but a biological arms race.

The mechs are pretty cool as well. They are made from the corpses of star beast. So the story has a nice transition from the weak mechanical mechs at the start to the more biological mechs of the mid point. However since the mechs aren't describe the best all the times, you have to piece this information together in an uncomfortable way.

There is also magic, well it's not called magic, but there is a magic system. They call it perception, and it allows the characters to perseve and control biological and mechanical process. It's a very limited magic system, but still cool anyway. Most people are only skilled in using perception in certain ways. Controlling mechas, creating mechas, and commanding other mechas. This goes a bit further since the difference vetween a mecha and a stat beast is practically null. Of course the MC also has one of the highest perceptions in the whole story and can use perception in two ways. Because of course she does.

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