The Crippled Crown Prince Stood Up And Kissed Me

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After his death, Jiang Xiaoman found himself transmigrated in a tr*shy romance novel called ‘Sassy & Charming Thief: The Crippled Crown Prince Is Domineering.’ In this world, he assumed the role of a supporting character tasked with aiding the male and female protagonists of this story. His only chance of resurrection depended on successfully assisting them.
In the end, due to a small mishap, he was mistakenly identified as the cannon fodder antagonist who died off early in the tenth chapter.

Setting for the cannon fodder antagonist: An eighty-year-old man, a revered Taoist master known as a living immortal, renowned for his ability to supposedly cure the prince’s leg with just one needle.

Jiang Xiaoman, the eighty-year-old master’s disciple: ???

Jiang Xiaoman, taking a gamble as a substitute doctor, gave the prince an impromptu injection. To everyone’s surprise, the crippled prince stood up.

With the first needle, the crippled prince leaped to his feet.

With the second needle, the crippled prince jumped up and pursued him, resulting in a brawl between them.

The crowd: ‘It’s a miracle!’

The crippled Crown Prince: ‘You’re done for!’

Jiang Xiaoman: ‘It wasn’t intentional! How could I have known you were pretending to be crippled!’

The Crown Prince: ‘I will reveal your deceit, you phony immortal.’

(Shortly after)

The Crown Prince: ‘The immortal is quite adorable, but considering that the immortal is already eighty, what if in the middle of something important, the immortal suddenly ascends to the heavens?’

Jiang Xiaoman: ‘Have you forgotten that there’s also a feisty female lead waiting for you?’

One-sentence summary: You pretend to be crippled, and I pretend to be an immortal.

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那个瘸子太子站起来亲我
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Wintercreeper
Wintercreeper
December 9, 2023
Status: c38
If you don't find it funny by chapter 10, then there's little reason to continue.

It's the kind of humour that relies on everyone being complete idiots, there's nothing clever or elaborate about it.

Characterisation is poor and stereotypical.

... more>> The heroin who's apparently a strong, proud and independent woman is nothing but rude, uncultured, childish and s*upid.

ML, the cold and intelligent prince, is just rude as well.

All "strong" characters are simply rude or downright mean, there's nothing strong about them.

MC seems to be supposed to be the clever bullshitter type, but the only reason why he's still alive is, that all other characters have even less IQ than him.

The misunderstanding is annoying and overdone instead of funny or endearing.

Story is convoluted and characters' behaviour makes very little sense.

It's plain comedy and if you don't find it funny, there's nothing else to it.

No rating because it simply isn't for me, the humour used in the description is different from the kind used in the novel.

Take it as a movie trailer; the best parts have been rearranged to archive a certain effect, but when you watch the actual movie, you see how misleading the trailer was. <<less
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Asmody
Asmody rated it
October 5, 2023
Status: c82
I love it!!!

I read this story in mtl, and didn't read extras about other couple, but the main story was very cuttteee and funny, so if you want to read this story, u must read!!!

(English isn't my native language, so I can do mistakes... sorry)
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