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Original Poster (Xiao Bai):

During our grand opening period, all visitors will enjoy free admission to Forbidden City, West Lake, and Mount Wutai, plus a complimentary candied hawthorn stick!

Reply 1: Planet 25184? Isn’t that the barren wasteland where not even dogs would poop or birds would lay eggs?

Reply 2: Friendly reminder from someone on the front row: recently, alien traffickers have been using all kinds of tricks to lure and abduct Federation citizens.

Reply 3: These days, even the human traffickers are slacking off. Not doing their research properly. This thread’s gonna sink fast.

One month later, the thread resurfaced at the top of the forum.

Reply 4: I swear! I’m not a paid shill! You have to visit Planet 25184! Otherwise, you’ll regret it for the rest of your life!

Reply 5: I’m not spinning fairy tales, I’m dead serious! I just took a bath in West Lake, and my mental power broke through!

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Far away, on Planet 25184.

Bai Ting sat by Cangshan Mountain and Erhai Lake, gazing at the vast skies and drifting clouds.

“The weather’s turning cool,” he said lazily.

“It’s time to bankrupt the Wang Corporation. No, wait, I mean, time to unlock Shangri-La.”

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