The Number One Good-for-Nothing in the Celestial Realm

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Feng Chiyue is the most beautiful being in the Celestial Realm, but she’s also the biggest good-for-nothing. However, her senior sister, Ming Jiansu, is an unparalleled Sword Immortal and a renowned general under the Heavenly Emperor. Because of this, no one dares to mess with Feng Chiyue.

Until one day, Ming Jiansu goes missing on the battlefield between Celestials and Demons. Everyone believes she has perished and eagerly awaits Feng Chiyue’s downfall.

On the first day, Feng Chiyue acts arrogantly, cursing at the Heavenly Empress from behind a protective barrier.

On the second day, Feng Chiyue strolls around leisurely, wreaking havoc in the Supreme Palace’s alchemy furnace.

On the third day, Feng Chiyue takes a chariot to the East Sea and plucks a scale from the Dragon Prince to forge a weapon.

Only after half of the Celestial Realm is in ruins do people realize that Ming Jiansu wasn’t Feng Chiyue’s protector; she was the shackle that kept the Celestial Realm’s calamity in check!

Desperate, everyone searches for Ming Jiansu’s whereabouts. However, they only find a note on the battlefield: “This old lady quits!”

Everyone: “Huh?!”

*

After faking her death, Ming Jiansu indulges in a carefree life of drinking and pleasure in the Asura City. Back in the Celestial Realm, she had to wait on all the immortals during the day and cater to Feng Chiyue at night. She had never suffered so much, even before ascending!

The Celestial Realm? Even dogs wouldn’t stay!

A month later, Ming Jiansu wakes up from a drunken stupor, her mind filled with worry for her junior sister.

— Will my junior sister go hungry and cold?

— Will my junior sister be bullied by those blind fools?

— Will my junior sister…

She sneaks back to the Celestial Court, only to find her once quiet palace bustling with activity. What awaits her is a mountain of bills.

Ming Jiansu: “?”

Why on earth did she think coming back to the Celestial Realm to be a dog was a good idea?

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eorinsun
eorinsun rated it
December 6, 2024
Status: Completed
It's a fun read. I keep thinking about their alignment while reading and I think it'd be something close to chaotic neutral? The motivation for both of main characters are only to make their partner happy and they can do it because they're ridiculously OP so there's not much stake in anything they do on top of the plot armour that protects them.

All in all, it's great if you don't take the story too seriously.
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koralreads
koralreads rated it
March 21, 2025
Status: Completed
This story unfolds in the Immortal Realm, starting with Feng Chiyue, a lazy yet extravagant phoenix. As a result of the disappearance of Ming Jiansu, her beloved sword cultivator companion, she wreaks havoc and infuriates everyone in the immortal realm.

Ming Jiansu, who ascended from the Mortal Realm to achieve immortality, envisioned a carefree life in this realm. However, reality was different: penniless and saddled with even greater responsibilities, she found herself providing for an indolent phoenix at home.

Both Feng Chiyue and Ming Jiansu are overpowered, merciless, and indifferent to everyone... more>> except each other. They will not hesitate to kill and destroy the world for the other. Together, they’re clingy, indulgent, and affectionate. While I often dislike stories that start with characters already in love, this one managed to win me over.

The story continually evolves and grows better with each chapter. If you've enjoyed "Her Beauty’s Blade, " you'll likely enjoy this novel too. Much like "Her Beauty’s Blade, " this story offers characters that felt distinctly unique, and well, action.

The translation quality is excellent, allowing readers to fully immerse themselves in the world and characters. The main story spans 74 chapters, with extras that delve into events both before and after the story’s timeline. <<less
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grrrrrr2048
grrrrrr2048 rated it
February 20, 2025
Status: Completed
I loved it.

It's quite satisfying to have the blatantly over-powered characters actually get to be blatantly over-powered instead of being held back by frustrating-to-read-about bs like morality.

Fun and low-stress to read. 5/5
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panourgue
panourgue rated it
November 6, 2024
Status: c66
Author is very adept at annoying a reader:

- characters are trying to find information that a reader already knows

- characters are acting dumb for no apparent reason

- plot stretched out to the extreme

- pacing is a horrible mess

- pov changes very frequently and at completely inopportune moments

- etc.

Basically it's a very simplistic story with unlikeable characters told very badly.
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