The Script is Not Like This!

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This novel can be summarized in three sentences:

s*um top ab*ses tr*sh bottom.

tr*sh bottom loses his heart completely and leaves s*um top.

All of a sudden, the s*um top comes to his senses: Oh, I’ll look for the next one then, bye.

Hold on — Where’s the agreed ab*se for the s*um top? What happened to the promised transformation of s*um top into a loyal dog? This isn’t how the script is supposed to be!

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TSNLT
剧本不是这样的
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I Ran Away after I was Forced into a Love Polygon (2)
Game Loading (1)
President isn’t ‘Mary Sue’ (1)
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Date Group Release
05/17/25 DarNan Translations extra (end)
05/17/25 DarNan Translations c18
05/16/25 DarNan Translations c17
05/15/25 DarNan Translations c16
05/14/25 DarNan Translations c15
05/13/25 DarNan Translations c14
05/08/25 DarNan Translations c13
05/07/25 DarNan Translations c12
05/06/25 DarNan Translations c11
05/05/25 DarNan Translations c10
04/28/25 DarNan Translations c9
04/27/25 DarNan Translations c8
04/25/25 DarNan Translations c7
04/24/25 DarNan Translations c6
04/02/25 DarNan Translations c5
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red888
red888 rated it
March 29, 2023
Status: Completed
I laughed so much while reading this hahhahaa really recommend it, the main character is really special, normally mc’s aren't funny but he was definitely the exception, I really liked the ML too I wished it was longer haha
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_choochun
_choochun rated it
January 11, 2023
Status: Completed
3-4 stars because top x top was actually kinda funny

Spoiler

the pairing is the s*um top x second lead

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funny at some parts but not rlly my vibe I regret reading this HSGHA it's p long for a crack read. It's best to read this wo expecting anything.

didnt rlly feel anything for s*um top MC 😭 for me miserable 2nd lead saved this story.

i dont rlly recommend this for a crack read
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erialolita
erialolita rated it
October 12, 2022
Status: --
This was really good for such a short story. I almost dropped it after chapter 2, it took it a few chapters for the satire to come, but once it did, it was gold. I was reading this on my break at work, and actually laughed out loud and was smiling like an idiot.

My only real complaint, is the ending felt rushed. The 1 chapter extra and the authors note at the end helped though.

The MC and ML are fine to me, I mean I didn't absolutely love either one,... more>> and MC's personality is the type I'm not fond of in serious novels, but I didn't think the MC was as bad as some other reviewers made him out to be.

MC was forced into a screwed up situation and couldn't understand the thought process of the s*um gong or shou and his inner monologues reflected such.
Spoiler

the author is actually the s*um Shou who is trying to live out his fantasy and revenge on MC. MC didn't do anything wrong, the cheap Shou just has chuni syndrome even though he is in Uni

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I did wish the MC was a little more loving to the ML, but his character set up was supposed to be arrogant and ridiculous. It's such a short read, I don't think many will regret reading, especially if humor is your thing. <<less
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Nizze
Nizze rated it
October 9, 2022
Status: c19
That was too dang funny...

Thinking on how those overbearing tops that are described as intelligent but act dumb for those bottoms would feel if they didn't turn off their IQ is the reason I'm into BL where the MC is the top. This is a strike on how I think they must feel inside.

I also like how MC and ML are willing and don't pretend they don't want it... and how their relationship ain't overly romantic and mushy but they are funny and trust each other.

For something so short and... more>> made to be satirical it is very well made. I like it a lot. <<less
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Giratina
Giratina rated it
July 4, 2022
Status: Completed
This was so good! I never thought I would see the world hopping trope in a novel with 19 chapters, it was amazing. I loved Xiao Han (mc) and Wen Muyan (ml) they were funny and cute. I kind of wish that Wen Muyan could have topped Xiao Han because I fell like He's the top and Xiao Han is the bottom but oh well.
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IvaAres
IvaAres
April 18, 2022
Status: Completed
The beginning few chapters were pretty boring. I wasn't sure what was going on or where the plot was going. Butttt it picks up real quick.

The story isn't too memorable or too bad.
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Severe
Severe rated it
February 1, 2022
Status: Completed
I have no idea why people find it as such a humorous story - but I agree that the plot is pretty unique. The atmosphere is great, as well as relationships. Though I couldn't tell why they fell for each other at first glance - just from comradice feeling?

A good light story for the evening reading.
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thebadgirl05
thebadgirl05 rated it
March 26, 2021
Status: --
Welp, I really didn't take this much on seriously as I only wanted to move my attention from a novel that I recently just dropped because of how annoying it was. I really didn't expect much of this but it was successful on averting my attention, hence, the four stars.

Still, there really ain't much romance here to see. MC just do things to his convenience with disregard. His romance with WM isn't even worth mentioning. The romance between them just seemed perfunctory to conform to HE but other than that,... more>> there's really nothing else but amusement. <<less
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BLinMonsoon
BLinMonsoon rated it
January 20, 2021
Status: Completed
I was confused in the beginning, I will admit. But once I realised who the main characters really were, this short novel became instantly better. Very creative!
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Kyaaaaaaaaa
Kyaaaaaaaaa rated it
January 3, 2021
Status: Completed
This is a mostly comedic, lighthearted piece with a dash of romance. Perfect if you're trying to escape something you recently read (for example, a tragic novel).
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sagent
sagent rated it
September 29, 2020
Status: v1c2
Uhm... I would like to know why the MC has to follow the script. Did I miss the explanation or it is in further chapters? He has no system that forbid him. So for me 3 stars maybe it'll change once I read more?
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pinkumilkuu
pinkumilkuu rated it
April 13, 2020
Status: Completed
Good:

  • Comedy, it was really funny and each script was absurd but entertaining
Meh/Bad:

  • The ending, made me think this novel is just a gag made by the author.
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Soah
Soah
June 1, 2019
Status: c9
This is hilarious. A really fun take on the typical troupes in BL novels :')

Quite refreshing to read as it makes fun of the angst often experienced in romance stories and the things the protagonist does to overcome the 'script' is very amusing!
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