The Sickly Bigshot’s Favorite Salted Fish [Showbiz]

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After a car accident, Shi Zhou transmigrated into a book as a weak and easily bullied cannon fodder stand-in—destined to be written off soon.

On his first day in the book, Shi Zhou, a hopelessly gay and looks-obsessed guy, picked up a sickly beauty. Drunk, he clung to the beauty and spouted nonsense:

“I kissed you, so you have to kiss me back!”

“Hehehe, your car looks pretty spacious… perfect for some exercise!”

“You’ve got a stomachache, beauty? Let me rub it for you~”

When he sobered up, Shi Zhou realized the person he’d shamelessly kissed, groped, and even kicked out of their own bed was none other than the book’s fragile white moonlight—the most terrifying bigshot of them all, Qin Yancheng.

Tell him, what could be more mortifying and terrifying than a cannon fodder stand-in running into the supreme white moonlight?

Shi Zhou: “I’m sorry! I was wrong! Can I just… leave now?”

Qin Yancheng smirked coldly: “What do you think?”

Much later—

Shi Zhou: “You wanna know how I calm down the psycho instantly? Easy! Kiss him silly before he explodes! Here, let me demonstrate~ (+ ̄+▽ ̄)~mwah!”

Onlookers: “Uh… are you sure he’s calm?” (+づ+ωど)

Qin Yancheng had a painful past that left him depressed, world-weary, and prone to mood swings, his body still plagued by illness. He loathed his former self so much that he projected that hatred onto Shi Zhou, who bore an uncanny resemblance to his younger self—

Yet…

When someone tried to blacklist Shi Zhou, Qin Yancheng founded a talent agency for him.

When someone cut Shi Zhou’s screen time, Qin Yancheng made him a capital-backed addition to the cast.

When someone slandered Shi Zhou, Qin Yancheng handled the PR crisis and even faked a relationship with him.

Detractors ready to expose their “fake publicity romance” were stunned:

Holy shit! The billionaire President Qin is wearing a cartoon apron and expertly chopping veggies?!

Qin Yancheng won’t let go of Zhouzhou even during a gastroscopy—are these two magnets in human form?!

Look at how gently he combs his hair! Those hands can sign nine-figure contracts and peel shrimp with care.

In the end, everyone agreed: Who dares say ‘ChengZhou’ is fake?!

Shi Zhou, the triumphant tamer of the psycho, scratched his head: “Well… actually, we were fake at first…”

The ChengZhou fandom had a top-tier fanfic writer known as the “Little le*d Leader”—Escaping Airship—who churned out endless R-18 content. Not only were their stories eerily realistic, but they also posted high-def candid shots of President Qin for everyone’s enjoyment.

Until one day, the le*dest of the le*d Little le*d Leader accidentally doxxed themselves—

Fans were shook: “The sugar I’ve been getting high on was fed to me by the real deal?! This isn’t fanfic—it’s Zhouzhou’s diary! It’s documentary literature!”

After seriously reading the very NSFW fanfics, Qin Yancheng remarked flatly: “You like it like this? Then we can make all of it reality.”

Shi Zhou, blushing and scrambling into a corner: “Fck! Stay back!!”

Sickly, Psycho White Moonlight Bigshot Gong × Silly, Salty-Sweet Cannon Fodder Shou

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talkingtothestars
New talkingtothe
Jul 12, 2025
Status: Completed
4.5 stars.

Writing a review because there isn't a single review for this yet~

This novel is so funny without overdoing the comedy and MC is so silly, I was really entertained throughout the story.

The NU synopsis kind of does this novel a disservice by rambling too much. If I were to give a more general summary for this novel, it would be as such: Young CEO MC drowned and died in a car accident, transmigrating into a stand-in cannon fodder actor in a dog blood novel. In an attempt to escape... more>> a plot point meant to ruin his character's acting career, he ran into the sickly white moonlight character (ML) and seduces him without knowing. Since he had always wanted to be an actor in his past life, MC takes this chance to live his dreams while angering his original sugar daddy, the s*um OG ML of the novel, to death with ML's support.

This novel is really just a well written and well paced feel good showbiz novel, with a sprinkle of dogblood (from the s*um male lead). It mostly follows the MC in a variety show with the ML and their daily interactions. ML is a green flag yandere (if that's even possible), he really took MC under his wing and protected him, never overstepping the boundaries despite his urges. MC is a ditsy kid who is happy to toss the cold mask he had don in his past life to survive as a company CEO. Together, they are a pile of hilarious misunderstandings and sweet interactions.

I highly recommend if you are looking for an easy and quick read to pass time and for some giggles.

P.S. Thank you BL Muse for the translation as well! I've read many novels on their site and have loved every single one, they're on point with their novel selections :D <<less
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