The System is Abstract, Luckily, So Am I

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【Mission 1: Entering the Cultivation World—You have obtained a Foundation Establishment technique. Now, try slaying the “Undying Divine Dragon.”】

“System bro, let’s not even talk about how my starter mission is to kill a dragon. There’s just one small problem—I haven’t transmigrated.”

【Mission 2: Apocalypse Arrival—After awakening an E-rank ability, it’s time to show your strength! Try taking on the ‘Zombie King’ one-on-one.】

“Bro, forget the fact that I’m still in the modern world. Based on your logic, wasn’t I just in the cultivation world a second ago? Also, could you at least awaken my ability first? You expect me to kill the Zombie King like this?”

【Mission 3: All-Female World—You are the sole, precious male. Please sweat it out with at least three different targets and give it a try.】

“Bro, I have never begged anyone in my life. But right now, I’m on my knees. Please, I beg you, take me to this world!”

“Wait, you’re seriously calling an earthworm the ‘Undying Divine Dragon’?”

“Wait, kills in zombie mode actually count?”

“Wait, a soft hum is enough to be considered ‘successful’?”

【Mission 4: Demon-Slaying at the Brothel.】

“Heh heh.”

“Uncle, stop laughing! I’m really here to slay demons!”

“Hands on your head! Squat down! Who told you to stand up?!”

“System, you’ve ruined me so badly!!!”

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系统很抽象,还好我也是
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    CayDraconis
    CayDraconis rated it
    March 2, 2025
    Status: c30
    This is not my usual cup of tea, but I was bored and did a search for "cultivation", and this was one of the options. If you are reading for cultivation, this is not the one you are looking for. However, if you just need some good laughs to lighten your day, I recommend. Chapter 7 had me laughing so hard I was crying. So I figured I'd leave a brief review since there were none

    Basically, like the synopsis says, MC gets a system... for cultivation (so far... eagerly awaiting... more>> the apocalypse system)... but he hasn't transmigrated. MC is a 17 year old high schooler who is clever and has a unique outlook on life. Basically, life is meant to have fun, and he just rolls with whatever comes his way. Leaving several people to question his sanity as he goes around attempting to complete the bugged system's missions. His thought processes and how he interacts with the people around him, are the true charm of this story. He basically sucks people into his insanity, like the old man in the park and Uncle Police Officer. And his best friend is on the same wavelength
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