The Villain CEO Always Mooches My Melons

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[Watching the fun without feeling bored bottom x seemingly cold CEO, but actually loves to eat melons top]

Wage worker An Xia dies suddenly due to working overtime all night, and when he opens his eyes again, he is transmigrated into a bloody and abusive love ABO Mary Sue novel, and becomes the assistant of the biggest villain CEO in the book, Fu Qingchen.

The villain CEO is young and promising, rich and handsome, but because he cannot get the love of the protagonist, he resorts to extreme measures, and is ultimately sent to prison by the protagonist bottom.

An Xia sighs at this— how did he become this top love-brain’s employee🙂

After all, everyone knows that it is not easy to be an assistant to the chairman, and it is even more difficult to be an assistant in a Mary Sue novel.

He was originally a miserable wage earner in his previous life, and he never expected that he’d still be a wage earner even after transmigrating!

An Xia had a smile on his face, but cursed inwardly: [No real person would arrange a task like finding out someone’s ancestry within three minutes, no way, no way. People who force others to do things will have no toilet paper when they go to the restroom in the future, hehe.]

Fu Qingchen, who was about to ask An Xia to find out all the background information of the protagonist bottom, suddenly paused, and his original words were swallowed back: “…Assistant An, please make me a cup of coffee.”

An Xia, who had been sitting for a long time and had a sore back, immediately agreed: “Okay!”

*

It is said that Fu Qingchen, the CEO of Fu Group, is at the top of Haicheng’s diamond bachelor list. According to informal statistics, the number of people chasing him could circle around Haicheng five times.

At a banquet, Fu Qingchen was taking a c*cktail from the protagonist bottom, and An Xia, who was standing next to him, had bright eyes—

[Ah! The protagonist added a lot of ingredients to this glass of wine, and they are all imported goods! Is the Chairman finally going to be taken down tonight!]

Fu Qingchen’s hand holding the glass trembled slightly, and he turns his head and stuffed the glass of wine back into the hands of the protagonist bottom.

*

On a sunny afternoon, Fu Qingchen was just about to play a round of golf to relax, but An Xia’s eyes lit up again—

[Eh! Fu Qingchen must have broken both hands in today’s golf game, which caused his ability to take care of himself to plummet. It is said that he can’t even wear underwear properly.]

[In the end, the protagonist bottom took this opportunity to finally take advantage of him, and even touched that unspeakable place…]

Fu Qingchen’s body trembled, and he sent a huge sum of money to An Xia with trembling hands: “An, An Xia, I suddenly want to drink coffee again. Please go again, I will reimburse you for the cost.”

An Xia was shocked by the million dollar coffee reimbursement on his card: [But I heard that drinking so much coffee will affect the function of that place, it won’t work in the future!]

Fu Qingchen collapsed: “I don’t want coffee anymore, change it to Nongfu Spring Water!”

*

It’s still an ordinary working day. Fu Qingchen, who was handling work, heard a familiar voice again. He subconsciously became nervous, fearing that An Xia would speak wildly again—

[OMG! Has the identity of the protagonist bottom, the fake young master, finally been discovered? Now the real young master has gone to his house, and they are arguing about doing a paternity test!]

Fu Qingchen, who finally heard other people’s gossip, breathed a sigh of relief, and silently put down the documents in his hand and waited for An Xia to continue.

Please talk.

Sure enough, other people’s melons are delicious!

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反派总裁总蹭我的瓜吃
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Review
4 Reviews


Kyaaaaaaaaa
Kyaaaaaaaaa
Nov 29, 2024
Status: Completed
Rating: 4.5

It's hilarious and meant to be a light-hearted, nonsensical read to turn your brain off for.

The male lead is this "cold villain" archetype who's really this normal, chill dude who starts becoming down bad for our melon eater and unknowing feeder MC (who is a money man and has the most comedic thoughts).

It's short, but it is such a fun fun read after something heavy! Recommend fully, I think it does its job perfectly if you don't take it seriously.
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Fisukisuki
Fisukisuki
Feb 16, 2025
Status: c30
I felt like this novel truly mean to be Parody of many Melon Watcher novel. Because while it has Fun Faceslapping Melon scenes, other scenes also has the Lack of Common sense where the OG!Shou and OG!Gong are Villain and Dumb in absolutely Lack of Common sense. Too idiot for this world kind of people. Lol

You can tell the different between an Author trying to make it just Humorous or a Parody Comedy. And this one definitely the Parody Comedy.

Anyway just read it for the Fun, and don't take it... more>> for serious plot I guess. I hope at least the rest of the story would have Satisfying end! 🙏🙏🙏 <<less
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Common_people
Common_peopl
Feb 09, 2025
Status: Completed
It's so funny! This story have some common plot like in the short Chinese drama that suddenly come in you fyp. But in BL genre, and I think this one is funnier. It's about the MC think that he became a secretary of the villain in the book.
Spoiler

but he actually just Rebirth but have amnesia until he remember and can read ML's mind in the end. Until now I still don't understand what's the gossip system mission in the end. It just there to spill the bean?

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Well, this novel more in comedy romance so, don't mind the fill in the blank plot. It's recomended for you to read this if you want some funny and sweet out of the box topic with no big conflict.
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RickyTracy
RickyTracy
Mar 09, 2025
Status: Completed
If you say one common thing about mind reading gossip books, it is funny! Some joke are like a bit silly, but still makes you giggle at the same time.

All of this kind of tropes has a leading melon eater and one's little followers.

They all funny, warm, not too much drama (actually so much drama yet I am not sure it can still be called drama)

No matter how hot the tea, they dare to swallow it.

I am pretty amazed that this book make tea a little more wilder ... more>>
Spoiler

there is live version of 3p!!! And the protagonists group are still enjoying that.

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If you want similar, you can find them in recommendation, As BL, this is my third book I am reading this kind of trope and I am pretty obsessed bcuz first two are so so interesting and funny. <<less
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