Wake Up, Your Vest Has Fallen Off

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The genius of the Architecture Department at the Polytechnic University, He Yuan, is known for being tall, cool, and reserved. He doesn’t say much, just draws tirelessly, sketching with markers from morning till night.

At 10 PM, He Yuan opens his color-testing live stream—

He Yuan: “Shade 12. Looks good, buy it.” (Calm.jpg)

He Yuan: “This texture feels like smearing cement on your lips, and it dries up like laying down asphalt.” (Indifferent.jpg)

Barrage 1: “Weren’t beauty streamers supposed to be coquettish? Did this host just come back from a construction site? LOL”

Barrage 2: “You have charming lips but you have to say poisonous words, this anchor is really hardcore——”

Barrage 3: “OMG why am I being convinced by a straight male streamer to buy this lipstick shade?! The shade is so damn good-looking! ! !”

Meanwhile, at the Medical University next door, the freshman Xiao An is quite the slacker. He can fall asleep as soon as he touches his desk, gripping a scalpel from the start to the end of class.

At 8 PM, Xiao An opens his dark cuisine live stream—

Xiao An: “Today, we’ll attempt to perform a miracle by combining a pack of pickled mustard greens with Häagen-Dazs. Let’s give Häagen-Dazs a round of applause.”

Xiao An: “When cutting through bone, you make your incision at the joint. Most of the interior is fibrous connective tissue, which is easier to slice.”

Barrage 1: “Crying again because of that minty voice of the little brother—”

Barrage 2: “Boy, aren’t you sleeping? How come you remember everything the teacher said?!”

Barrage 3: “Someone, please take him away! How can someone seriously create dark cuisine with such a straight face? QAQ”

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A website’s anniversary event brings the two, who couldn’t stand each other, together—

He Yuan: “…You’re a streamer too?”

Xiao An: (Oh crap, the streamer I’ve had my eye on turns out to be the person I can’t stand. QAQ)

In order to keep their secret identities and stream in peace, the two decide to rent an apartment and live together. From then on, their streams feature a new dynamic—

He Yuan: “Today I will try a limited edition for Arbor Day…”

Barrage: “Is that guy walking behind the streamer his boyfriend?! OMG, watching him apply lipstick for him is too sweet!”

Xiao An: “…A beautiful and delicious dessert of water chestnut skewers with herbal jelly is ready.”

(He Yuan walks by and scoops up a bite as he passes.)

Barrage: “Ahhh, finally someone is willing to eat the food made by the child, the old mother cried violently TAT”

Associated Names
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WUYVHFO
醒醒你假面掉了
醒醒你马甲掉了[直播]
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auroraRMC
auroraRMC rated it
February 3, 2025
Status: Completed
One of the cutest school BL romances. Enjoyed this one a lot.

Our MC and ML are pretty realistic students. There is a bit more focus on our MC's perspective (gong), but we also see parts from the ML's perspective (shou). So it's quite a lot of fun to see how they dance around with each other online and then eventually get to know each other more intimately in real life.

MC is your typical OP top student. He's in architecture but apparently that requires a lot of math and science so... more>> he's really good at that. Even later on when he has to venture into interior design and fashion design it seems like he gets the hang of it quickly. However, despite his dominating strength, he also has to spend a lot of effort on it, with multiple all-nighters pulled and periods when he feels significant amounts of pressure. Originally it sounds like the MC is in dire financial straits but he's actually the son of a rich businessman. He's just financially strained due to pursuing his own independent dreams and supporting himself financially for that purpose. Truly respectable. Our ML is the opposite. He's also the son of a rich family of doctors, but he's much less independent and more carefree. His family environment does seem a little uncomfortable, with the typical second child syndrome when the eldest child is excellent and the second has a lot of pressure and expectations to be similar and disappointment when you fail to live up to it. A major catalyst for our couple's relationship is the ML's father cutting off the ML's financial sources to awaken his motivation to strive and his awareness of his privilege.

Our MC is pretty emotionally dense, but he's always been extremely indulgent of the ML's little whims. As they grew closer as roommates and adopted a parrot together, the ambiguity only increases. Fortunately, the whole relationship determination doesn't drag on for too long, and the two of them are extremely sweet when they get together. The MC is a green forest for sure, he's so gentle and indulgent with the ML, and the ML is extremely dependent and attached to him. Dog food galore. Wish there were more extras, but loved their relationship. <<less
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