When the Sand Sculpture Protagonist Enters the World of Crematorium [Quick Transmigration]

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He Heng traversed and became the s*um villain in many wife-chasing crematorium scripts:

—An Alpha who, after marrying Omega for power, confined and abandoned his wife.

—A regent who imprisoned the emperor and then instigated a rebellion.

—A disciple who broke the master’s Heartless Dao and turned him into a laughingstock for others.

System: The protagonist in each world has accumulated an unprecedented level of blackening. Please eliminate their blackening values. If the mission fails, you will face the punishment of “bone-crushing and ash-rising.”

He Heng: Why pick me?

System: Darling, your happiness index is detected to be too high, making you perfect for this mission.

He Heng: So, people aren’t allowed to be happy these days?

World One:

He Heng had just transmigrated as a s*um Alpha, and the protagonist was standing on the edge of the rooftop, looking as if he had nothing to live for and was ready to end it all.

He Heng: “Come down.”

Protagonist: “There’s nothing left to say between us.”

Having said that, as he took a step forward, he heard the other shout, “I’m carrying your child! How can you bear to leave the two of us?!”

Onlookers threw horrified glances their way. The protagonist thought to himself: “…Suddenly, I don’t feel like jumping anymore.”

World Two:

The moment He Heng saw the emperor, who was imprisoned and humiliated in the deep palace by his “self”, he fell off his horse the next day during a hunting expedition.

This fall caused the regent, who held power in the court, to “lose his memory”. In his state of “amnesia”, he forgot everyone except the emperor.

Late at night, the emperor saw the man who once stopped at nothing for power suddenly run up to him, tenderly embracing his waist and sounding aggrieved, “Don’t you want me anymore? Why did you abandon me alone?”

Emperor: …Did he break his brain with that fall?

World Three:

He Heng transmigrated as the s*um disciple who, after breaking the cold and Heartless Dao of the master, turned demonic and eventually abandoned him.

However, when the master was scorned and pointed fingers by the entire cultivation world for his Heartless Dao, He Heng suddenly appeared. He sternly reprimanded the crowd, then kneeled before the ailing and beautiful master, speaking with a righteous tone:

“Master, who dared to break your Heartless Dao? I’ll go kill him right away to assist your mood.”

As the once rebellious disciple spouted nonsense while kneeling on the ground, the usually cold expression of the protagonist cracked for a rare moment: “…Did you just offer to kill yourself?”

Associated Names
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SSEWC
當沙雕攻穿進火葬場文學[快穿]
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10 Reviews


talleigh
talleigh
Jan 15, 2024
Status: Completed
Fun read, small amount of angst, fun comedic moments. MC gong is very respectful and
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even though he is bound to not be ooc and have to deliver some corny lines, ML sees through it and is usually holding back his laughter.

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Recommended for light and breezy reading.
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mahaohao
mahaohao
Apr 27, 2024
Status: Completed
It’s such a sweet story, full of fluff and no angst

MC if 100% green flag

it’s a which focuses on the MC fixing up his image to get together with ml

warning don’t read it has the spoilers for the ending and basically explains why MC goes through what he goes through

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Spoiler

10/10 so good 💯 fluffiness

Recap of novel

MC is god of light

No is white fox spirit

When MC was doing work he needed a new cloud because the old ones were out of battery so when he gets one he find ML in it so he takes ML cause he was freezing to death

He takes care of ML for a while then give him to marriage god since he doesn’t have a pet permit, they get along and ML finds out that he like Mc

Later the god in charge of the nine heavens give MC a marriage then during the banquet to celebrate it MC gets really drunk and messes up the marriage tree so main god sends him to do 4 lifetimes of heavenly tribulations

When he jumps down into the mortal world ML jumps down after him, when the marriage god sees this he give them a gift (the system) which is the red string of fate which ties them together

the system helps him go through the heaven tribulation so that he doesn’t have to suffer

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xLarissa
xLarissa
Apr 17, 2024
Status: c28
Started the novel and one thing you can be sure about is that the Seme is not a Red Flag and not a s*umbag.

Because *drumroll* the MC is the Seme here. The MC is really likeable and of the greenest Flags I have ever seen.

He's funny, nice and a truly likeable character.

... more>> Problem is, I don't really care much for the ML here. He's always described as the most beautiful, cute, sweet person. And while that's all true, I think he seems kinda bland and boring?

This is one of the times I wished this was a reversible couple because the ML might as well be a female as it wouldn't change anything. MC playes the dominant part and shines while the ML plays the damsel in distress. Wish they were on the same level and not so one-sided on one side.

Otherwise, the novel is funny, enjoyable (if a bit boring imho) and it's edited mtl. It's serviceable but some sentences sound strange and you can find some 'she' instead of 'he' parts and some wrong verbs etc.

I'll be dropping it because of the named issued before but might try it again at a later time. <<less
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Icebear2000
Icebear2000
May 06, 2024
Status: Completed
10/10 a novel full of fluff and I love it. No crazy plot or treachery, just going through multiple worlds and loving the same person
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KartKid111
KartKid111
Jun 24, 2024
Status: Completed
Just finished reading this novel, and dare I say it was a great read! I was cautious about the second hand embarrassment that other readers warned about but I didn't experience it at all!

I wonder if it's because my face is now very thick-skinned or what, but I actually found it funny!

All the cringe, funny lines that the MC spoke in the first arc are absolutely hilarious and I loved every second of it. I'm just a bit sad it toned down later on. Or not? I mean, sure, there... more>> are moments where the MC said very funny cringe worthy lines that made me laugh out loud, but its not as good as the first arc, in my opinion.

But it's nevertheless a good read! I came here for the gags and somehow had a nicely written plot and novel. It wrapped up the loose ends of the plot and made me realise why the system is... not really present. And why the MC has to transmigrate into other worlds as well as who ML is and why is he there with the MC.

Spoiler

Its actually just a red thread that the matchmaker god dropped and bound them together. Not a real transmigration system. As for why it formed into a system instead of anything else, its probably because the MC had to live through four different worlds. And as for the MCs original world (Like the modern world, not the nine heavens something world) that aren't part of the four worlds? Hm, I have some ideas but I'm not so certain.

One more thing, ML is actually a fox! A snow white fox! A fox that is about to become a human, well- he already became a human in the first arc at that point. But in the background story, he wasnt yet.

And MC is an immortal in the nine heavens something-something. I kinda... forgot lol. I sort of skimmed through the background part so I can just read them acting sweet together one last time. He was gonna be engaged to a fairy or something by the emperor but he didn't want to, got mad and drunk, went to visit ML in the matchmaker gods resident I think and then he got punished, to experience four lifetimes as a mortal. The deal was that he won't marry the fairy if he does that. (The fairy isn't the ML. ML is the fox.)

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Overall, I highly recommend this fluffy, funny, and cute novel! MC is a respectable gong who doesn't force the ML and ML is a super cute soft boy, I wanna hug him so much. And sure. Other readers say he's too feminine and he might as well be a girl. But what's wrong with him being feminine?! There are girls out there who are very masculine, called tomboys. They might as well be boys, hm? See, it's very rude to say that.

Anywho, I love both the MC and ML. Our MC is very funny and silly, while our ML is very cute and sweet. I guarantee you a lot of fluffiness, funny moments and no angst in this story.

Maybe a small, small angst. But not a lot. It gets resolved quickly. Anyways, happy reading! I have a few more novels I have to read and finish~

Spoiler

Like the time ML thought MC died and drowned. Well, he almost did. But the System saved him. It was in the second arc, and I think that was the time first time I saw the system after a long time, starting at the beginning of the second arc lol. I almost thought that the author forgot about the system, not even making it announce the decreasing blackening value. Or increase.

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Also, why did I only rate it 4/5 instead of 5/5 despite all my praises for the novel? Ah... well- I only liked the first arc. I didn't quite like the other arcs as much. I like them, but not as much as the first arc _ (:3」∠) _

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Not that I prefer ABO novels more, the other arcs just felt... out of theme? Not QT-like? Cause the system is barely present, not as much funny jokes (There are. But ahh? It's just less.), less... focused on the novel worlds plot? Who knows. It just feels less for me if you get what I mean. Its like the author is more casual and not very serious about the novel anymore.

Wait no. I actually do like the second arc. Its second place from the first arc. The other arcs have their moments, but, really. I like the first and second arc more. The weird ship moment at the second arc is what set it off from the first arc. It just feels abrupt. It could've ended nicely and not be dragged out during the tour part.

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So... after much consideration, I give it 4 stars~ <<less
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Neiemi
Neiemi
Jun 16, 2024
Status: Completed
Ridiculously silly book that you can just breeze through for shenanigans that you don't think too hard about for too long. The prompts of each arc are interesting but then the author handwaves a lot of points and you remember this is comedy + should not be taken seriously. I think the potential for a great novel is here, but I don't think the author meant for this to be anything but silly fun.

Pros:

- unexpectedly funny MC with a unique personality

... more>> - interesting arc intros

- the last "real world" arc is sweet

Cons:

- sweet, but dull ml

- arcs get lost in the middle and wrap up quickly with little resolution

I think I would've liked this better if both the MC and ML were fleshed out a little more. MC got less flack because he was funny, but he could've used some depth too!! <<less
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Amethist67
Amethist67
Apr 08, 2025
Status: Completed
This was absolutely hilarious 3.5/5

short sweet any longer it would be brain rot

it was a bit repetitive on some things ML was a bit too soft for my liking this is one of those classic damsel and distress bl heroines I would say with a little modern twist cuz MC actually cares what he thinks and doesn't take advantage of it

(too much so its tolerable)

I wish their was more extras, ... more>>
Spoiler

I like seeing what happens after more than hear them rehash the same story of them meeting for the second time always annoys me to no end LOL I want to either see kids or domestic Bliss thank you.

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overall I recommend but I probably won't reread <<less
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Ouryane00
Ouryane00
Apr 28, 2024
Status: v1
It was good at first but at the middle of the story, the MC (gong) suddenly had holes in his brain

The plot suddenly felt “forced” just so that the MC and ML can have a misunderstanding that went on for a while

... more>>
Spoiler

Sooo MC (gong) and ML (shou) finally kissed. It should be a smooth ride after, right?

No!

ML realized that MC isn’t really the original so he said “you’re not him”

And the MC misunderstood that as the ML using him as a substitute for someone else

Then, after some weeks or months, MC asked ML if he liked someone. ML says he dpes (because it’s MC) then MC says they should divorce

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I just feel that the misunderstanding is too forced it isn’t cute, rather it’s frustrating and stopping me from reading this novel further <<less
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SayMrrp
SayMrrp
Nov 23, 2024
Status: c28
Temporarily pausing at C28 (start of arc/world 2). Might pick it up or drop it later, idk.

The first arc really makes me wonder if this is parody or not lmao. It's quite "Crack Treated Seriously." Like others have said, you prob won't like it if you can't tolerate some cringe/2nd-hand embarrassment because the MC does quite dumb (yet amusing if your sense of humor matches) things in serious situations. I personally found it hilarious, but the novel also does just default back to the usual tropes. It's a mix of... more>> unhinged spontaneity and the usual BL tropes. I found it kinda confusing because I thought it would be more like a parody at first, but then it went back to the script XD

The romance isn't that great imo. It's... shallow or at least standard BL fare. The humor/comedy was more appealing to me and more interesting than the romance. If you're here for high-quality romance, maybe don't aim for it here. It's not bad, but it's not that interesting or deep. I think readers who like this probably have a sense of humor that matches the comedy in the novel and don't really care that the romance is weak.

I kinda fit that description, but I think the arc's themes/worldbuilding aren't interesting enough to keep me reading. The first arc was A/B/O which leads to some hilarious moments (like the summary), but the 2nd arc is historical/Chinese emperor which isn't my thing. I enjoyed the first arc (People who don't like the classic a/b/o tropes prob dislike it tbh; maybe that's also why the novel's ratings aren't high), but I didn't feel like reading the second either because it's gonna be too repetitive or because the 2nd arc's world isn't my type. Like, the first arc was fun, but do I really wanna do it again? Eh.

Also, the ML is quite... boring. He's quite generic. MC's carrying the novel lmao

If you're interested and the type of reader I mentioned, maybe just read the first arc. I felt pretty satisfied just reading that 1 arc lmao. I think it'd do fairly decent as a short story on its own. <<less
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readingaddict1
readingaddic
Jun 03, 2024
Status: c38
I am reading this novel, and two things stand out for me. 1, it's the secondhand embarrassment, and 2, it is so cringe. Outside of those two, it's a pretty good read; it's fluffy and cute, but still...
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