Why Am I Still Alive?

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Spiritual energy revival? Gods descending upon the world? Endless catastrophes? Everyone suffering?

What’s that got to do with me? I’m just a terminally ill patient who’s already been declared a goner on a death countdown and given up on treatment.

I set out on the path of exorcism and demon-slaying not to defend the country or protect the people—

It’s just that the hazard pay is way too tempting, especially the compensation package…

“They say this evil god’s job system is cursed—no matter how well it starts out, it always ends with the practitioner dying horribly…”

“I’ll take the full set.”

“This corrupted demon sword devours its wielder—it’s already claimed ninety-nine lives…”

“I’ll take two. And that man-eating demon helmet, the soul-devouring blood claw—get me those too.”

“This dark potion defies the heavens and harms the balance…”

“Enough talk—I’ll buy out the whole stock!”

But here’s the problem:

Why the h**l am I still alive?

I’ve taken on every high-risk mission, stepped on every landmine, stared death in the face more times than I can count—

And yet I’m still alive and kicking.

【Congratulations! You’ve been awarded the title of #1 Hero Who Moved the World…】

“…Are you kidding me? Isn’t the average life expectancy in this job just three and a half years?

I’ve passed one three-year mark after another, I’m practically an S-rank Hunter now, the top hero in the world…

And I still haven’t died.

All I wanted was a glorious death in the line of duty to cash in some survivor benefits—

Why is that so damn hard?!”

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我怎么还活着?
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