Died young! The second day after Xu Mao Mao rejected his blind date, he turned into that guy’s cat!... more>>

Lying in the arms of the male god, his heart is suffering!

Although the male god is beautiful and can earn money to support the family, however even in his dream he still wants to change back. How! ?

Later on, he was pulled into the [Cat Alliance Red Envelope Group]

You snatched one bite of a premium canned cat food, you snatched one comfortable kennel, You snatched a pair of sapphire blue eyes, you snatched… eh? ! A 10 minute transformation potion? ! Please give me a dozen, thanks! ! !

[Sorry, your love value is insufficient]

What is this love value thing!

[Love value is human affection, you need it to draw red envelopes. Youth, please relentlessly sell Meng]

Shen Yu: Want to make me happy? Transform out your cat ears and tail, cannot wear clothes.

Xu Mao Mao: Can … can I put on fur… <<less

Li Shuoxing, the god author of the male channel, got a love nurturing app out of thin air in his phone.... more>>

The rules of the game required him to interact with the virtual character “Su Mingqian” to increase his love value and unlock more functions.

Li Shuoxing soon experienced the true reality of Krypton Gold players.

Stage One: “tr*sh game, don’t try to cheat Krypton.”

Stage Two: “I can’t be fooled to buy a dollar gift bag.”

Stage Three: “One more Krypton and I’ll stop.”

Stage Four: “Don’t stop me. For my cub, I’m willing to Krypton the whole world!”

...

Stage N: “For every additional 10,000 votes, I’ll add 10,000 words; monthly votes can be lost, but the King of Fire must be won!” <<less

Shen Fubai, the top-tier celebrity in the entertainment industry, is blessed with a stunning appearance but is often labeled as a mere idol with nothing to offer beyond his looks. He has countless haters. When he first ventured into the film industry and collaborated with the film emperor on a drama, he was photographed on the first day of filming ignoring Jiang Heng, the film emperor, and acting arrogantly.... more>>

Jiang Heng, a young actor who won the title of film emperor at the start of his career, is known for his professionalism. When he first saw Shen Fubai on set and noticed the other ignoring him as he walked away, he frowned slightly, seemingly displeased.

From then on, rumors of discord between the two spread, and their fans have been at each other’s throats.

Privately—

Shen Fubai posted on his alt account: "I met my idol today and I’m so excited! Ahhh, I couldn’t even speak!"

Jiang Heng also posted on his alt account: "I finally met my idol today. He’s so handsome, but he didn’t acknowledge me. Crying.jpg"

Later, one day, both forgot to switch accounts.

That day, Weibo crashed. <<less

Qing Liu was originally a healer in a game, but one day she was transported to a starry world and became a cat. The little cat lives in a luxurious sky villa covering over a thousand square meters, with a perfectly balanced diet, a custom-made little nest, and even a panda to cuddle.... more>>

Qing Liu lay on the panda's head, thinking how wonderful this is!

Live Stream Room:

【So the cat's love interest turns out to be Miss Panda?】

【The female guest is internally digesting this; what about the other three male guests?】

“Destined Match” is a popular dating variety show in the starry world, where guests participate in their beast forms. Because they don't know each other's identities, the fluffies are very reserved and friendly toward one another. Until the latest live episode begins…

A certain tiger injures his leg, and a certain cat suddenly bounces back and forth in front of him, just to show off its four healthy paws and even seems ready to pull the tiger’s whiskers.

Tiger: “…”

A certain brown bear has a stomach ailment and needs to watch what he eats, but the cat trots over with a meal tray three times a day to eat in front of him, just to flaunt its nutritionally balanced food.

Brown Bear: “…”

Regarding the cat's misdeeds, a certain eagle has something to say: She comes to see me three times a day, each time for three hours; she really likes me.

Live Stream Room: 【Wake up, she’s just trying to tire you out!】

Later, during the confession segment where everyone returns to human form, Qing Liu sees her pets lining up in front of her, each transforming into a handsome guy, each with an increasingly noble identity, holding flowers and ready to confess to her.

Qing Liu: “!!!”

At that moment, she suddenly remembers the original owner's memories. It turns out she is now an internet black sheep, an eighteen-line nobody invited by the production team to add some drama to the show. The reason those fluffies like her is that they don’t know her true identity!

Qing Liu: “…”

Thanks, but I’m running away now! <<less

A new holographic game called ‘Children’s Journey’ has been launched.... more>>

As the name suggests, it was about wandering in a fairy tale world.

Introduction:

Zhou Yin, relying on his intelligence, bypassed the trap set by the game production team and got to know the GM in the game.

That GM: You're really lucky to have met me randomly.

Zhou Yin: Get it right, I passed five levels on my own!

That GM: Without me, you wouldn't have passed the final level.

Zhou Yin: ......

That GM: But I'm willing. Who made me the planner and the boss.

Zhou Yin: (///) <<less

After "retiring," Xue Changyi, one of the Ten Yama Kings, arrives in the parallel world's Jixia Academy—Underworld High School—to become a substitute homeroom teacher.... more>>

Xue Changyi is proficient in burning livers, skinning and boning, and capturing souls. He has killed, beheaded, and judged, but… he's never been a teacher.

Underworld High School, Class Nine, the legendary experimental class.

Class President Qin Shi Huang, Study Committee Member Zhuge Liang, and troublemaker Lü Bu.

Liu Bei from the next class comes by daily to sell straw sandals; the poet Li Bai attends class every day with a wine pot and sword; and there's also the tyrant Emperor Yang of Sui, now a classmate, and his beloved father, Emperor Wen of Sui, making parent-teacher conferences incredibly convenient…

Yang Guang, the Sui Emperor, who hasn't turned in his homework: "I am the Son of Heaven, the True Dragon Emperor! Do you dare strike my hand with a ruler?!"

Substitute homeroom teacher Xue Changyi blinks: "We can skip the ruler."

Yang Guang sneers.

Xue Changyi ponders for a moment, then takes out his Divine Striking Whip: "Spanking, however, is an option."

Yang Guang: "..."

One day, in addition to selling straw sandals, Liu Bei expands his business—selling best-selling novels!

Underworld R1800+ rating, annual sales TOP1!

For 200 consecutive years, the reigning sales champion!

Highly recommended by the poet Li Bai, a mysterious and forbidden love story! <<less

One day, Xu Mo got off work as usual and heard some noise coming from the trunk. He opened it and saw a female celebrity tied up and stuffed in the trunk!... more>>

Little did he know, countless cameras were aimed at him at this moment – this was a new type of reality show.

The first randomly selected passerby was caught in less than an hour.

But when Xu Mo was selected, things started to take an unexpected turn.

“Damn, this isn’t how the script goes. This Xu Mo is too bold, he’s not following the rules at all.”

“Crap, is this guy taking it seriously?”

“The female celebrity has been scared to tears!” <<less

"Will you marry me, Anais?"... more>>

The male lead proposed to me.

"What about Selena?"

"Selena doesn't matter. You're the only one I'm interested in now."

Even without a hint of interest in the female lead.

"I'm sorry, but I..."

Before I could even utter my refusal, the refreshing sound of coins rang in my ears.

[asdf has donated 100 points!]

Accept and get ten thousand points

"Shall we go pick out a ring first?"

Forget about conscience; if it's fun, that's all that matters. <<less

Ning Guiqu transmigrated into a novel, becoming a minor villain with the same name as his real-world self. Fortunately, his character hadn't appeared in the story yet, as his plot arc wasn't due to begin for another four years.... more>>

Life after transmigration was full of frustrations, so Ning Guiqu created an alternate account to serve as his personal venting space. Whenever he needed to rant, he would message this account. After venting, he would feel much better. This became Ning Guiqu's way of relieving stress in his new world.

**

When his dormmates invited him to play games, Lu Yuan logged into his WeChat account, which he hadn't used since graduating high school.

To his surprise, he found 99+ unread messages.

The sender was... his gentle and attractive roommate, Ning Guiqu.

Puzzled, Lu Yuan opened the chat:

[Damn it! Who bumped into my suitcase? Can't you watch where you're going?]

[Having to wake up early for college sucks. Can someone please blow up the school?]

[Idiot Shi Wen, can you please stop asking me to play games? Don't you realize how terrible you are?]

[So what if I'm good-looking? I'm still just an ordinary guy. I don't want to attend those s*upid mixers! Can't you leave me alone?]

...

Lu Yuan froze upon reading the messages.

Beside him, Ning Guiqu asked softly, "Lu Yuan, are you joining us?"

Lu Yuan replied, "In a moment."

His WeChat pinged again with a message from Ning Guiqu: [s*upid Lu Yuan, hurry up and get online. Think you can keep us waiting just because you're handsome?]

Lu Yuan: "..."

Well, well. His roommate had quite the hidden side.

Later

Ning Guiqu noticed two identical avatars in his WeChat contacts. Feeling uneasy, he tried logging into his alternate account, only to find it completely empty.

Shocked, Ning Guiqu realized with horror: who had he been sending his rants to?

He logged back into his main WeChat account and tentatively sent a message: [Is this account still in use?]

To his dismay, he received a reply!

[Yes.]

Ning Guiqu's vision darkened. He tried to reassure himself that it was fine, totally fine. The person probably didn't even know him, so it wasn't embarrassing at all!

A moment later, his phone chimed again.

[Ning Guiqu, you've finally realized I'm not your alt account?]

Ning Guiqu felt like dying. It was someone who knew him! <<less

Yamada Nagito, a university student living away from home, needing a cheap place to live, he finds out about a mysterious “House that grants wishes”... more>> on the market for a ridiculously low rent; he snaps up the house and starts living there. A few nights in he starts hearing strange creaking noises. Each and every night he’s assaulted by these torturous noises. The last straw is when he finds the number 7 carved into the wall, as if counting down to something. Yamada, having an interest in the occult seeks help from a website he frequently : “Ikaigabuchi”, which specialises in occult topics. <<less

Mishima Kanji is just an ordinary high school student who likes games and giant robots. ... more>>

The new VRMMO “HAO” takes place in a sci-fi world and boasted overwhelming combat freedom – you could shoot guns, enhance your body and swing blades, use psychic abilities, or avoid combat entirely and profit massively from item production.

Hearing he could produce and pilot giant robots to fight, Kanji was eager to dive in, but what awaited him was the sheer crappiness of HAO’s game design. After spending all his starting skill points, all he had to show for it was an immobile junk robot and two thick engineering textbooks in English he’d never read. Infuriated, Kanji uploaded the entire textbook data to forums, an act that triggered misunderstandings about him.

Oblivious to HAO’s true nature, Kanji keeps unintentionally reinforcing others’ mistaken assumptions about him.

But unconcerned by all that, this is a tale of his efforts purely for the sake of giant robots. <<less

Jiang Tang is a bit unlucky. She transmigrated. Her husband is an absolutely wicked villain beyond redemption in an Otome video game.... more>>

In the end, because he wanted to have the female lead by force, his family was broken up and ruined by the decent male lead, ending very miserably.

Besides that, their eldest son will become the future BOSS, his second son will become the vicious male supporting character, and the youngest daughter will become a very cunning, ignorant, and incompetent cannon fodder.

Jiang Tang is very anxious. If she was really the villain’s wife, then according to the plot, she will die from illness after a year.

Jiang Tang looked at her villain husband, rubbed her little hand, and said: “Bro, let’s get divorced. Children belong to you, the property belongs to me.”

The villain husband: ???

My husband, sons, and daughter are all wicked people.

In order to stay alive, Jiang Tang made painstaking efforts to transform the children into positive and upright good young people. At the same time, she also harvested her own love. <<less

In a certain League of Legends (LOL) match, a streamer well-known for infuriating people, was providing commentary and live streaming.... more>>

Streamer: This support, so tr*sh.

Streamer: If this jungler was my teammate, I’d already be idling at the fountain, playing piano for him.

Streamer: I suggest this player go back and practice last-hitting properly.

Audience: Stop talking crap! If you’re so good, why don’t you do it?

Streamer: Your daddy here can actually do it.

Audience: Yeah, sure. If you’re that good, I’ll chop my head off and let you kick it around.

—

A few months later, the veteran LPL team TTC announced their new mid-laner. A boy with flamboyant blue hair appeared in front of the audience. His Zed gameplay was so astonishing that whoever he faced ended up dead. Female fans teetered on the edge of betrayal, tempted to switch their loyalties.

During a post-match MVP interview, everyone held their breath, eagerly watching this talented newcomer.

The young man took the microphone, smiled, and asked, “To the water friend with the StarTV username ‘Suburb King 101,’ my team’s address is on the official website, when will you be mailing your head over?”

—

After one regular-season game, the staff went backstage to fetch the team for an interview, only to stumble upon TTC’s new mid-laner and their jungler standing in a corner.

TTC’s star jungler, Road, was pressing the team’s new mid-laner, Soft, against the wall. Leaning in close, he asked in a low voice: “You know what to say during the interview, right?”

The fiery mid-laner, who had cemented his tr*sh-talker reputation in his very first game, was currently blushing furiously.

“I know. I won’t tr*sh-talk… I swear I won’t.” <<less

One day Wang Ping joined a transmigrators’ group chat. Each member could randomly transmigrate to different worlds and obtain their own exclusive cheats. Wang Ping thought he was about to reach the pinnacle of his life…... more>>

“Wait, 60 out of 67 group members went offline? What happened?”

“Ding! One group member was eliminated. Chen Kang, who joined the group chat at the same time as you, has died. He didn’t survive for even ten seconds. All group members, please take this as a warning.” <<less

Q: What’s a secret you’ll never let your partner know?... more>>

Anonymous:

I wish my boyfriend would like me less, otherwise, when we break up, I don’t think I could take it.

…

Discussion:

Oy, Anon, you should see that other highly liked response. I have a deep suspicion that it’s from your boyfriend!!! <<less

Yu Sheng is born with a Crow Mouth. Nothing good he says comes true, whereas everything bad he says does.... more>>

In the last exam before summer vacation for his 2nd year of High School, “Troublemaker” Yu Sheng from the terrifying Central Third High jinxes himself into the place where the cream of the crop gathers — The Provincial Interhigh Summer Camp.

Because of his face, he was picked to be the partner of the neighbouring Province Point High School’s No. 1.

The night before their finals, the undefeatable Young Master Yu who has never blanched before speaks up. He hurtles tonnes of tr*sh-talk at the No. 1 Home Tutor who slams the door on him—

You were almost late to the exam!

You almost forgot to shade your MCQ!

You nearly got off-topic in your essay!

The invigilators were all flocking around you!

You can only score 50 points more than the city’s No. 2 at most!

……

Later, when he outscores the city’s No. 2 by 50 points in his Sciences, Jin Linkun faces the media who swarm him and answers simply when asked the secret to his excellent marks.

“Study hard, study smart, and have a good attitude.”

Jin Linkun: “And also, find a little Crow Mouth to fall in love with.” <<less

Posting a thread on the forum about pursuing a wife and discovering the story of how he had already agreed to it.... more>>

The gong always thought he was still pursuing his wife!

In the eyes of the shou, they were already a couple.

So, without his own awareness, the gong engaged in all the couple-like activities with the shou every day, while secretly complaining on the forum about his pursuit progress.

He ends up stumbling upon the gong’s thread, cue misunderstandings, dramatics and netizens feasting on melons while being stuffed with dog food. <<less

Shu Shu: There’s an idiot living upstairs!
(Yu Yu: There’s an idiot living downstairs!)... more>>

Shu Shu: I’ve never seen a guy like that before!
(Yu Yu: I’ve never seen a girl like that before!)

Shu Shu: Hmph, he’s such a d*ck!
(Yu Yu: Hmph, she lacks a d*ck!)

Shu Shu: Toy boy!
(Yu Yu: Tomboy!)

Shu Shu: Look at his room number, minus one from 250!
(Yu Yu: Look at her room number, plus one from 250!)
Friends: ……

One month later:

Shu Shu: I want to kill that fish (Yu)!
Yu Yu: I want to tear that book (Shu)!
Friends: ……

One year later:

Shu Shu: I’m getting married to the guy upstairs!
Yu Yu: I’m getting married to the girl downstairs!
Friends: What! Why didn’t you tell me that the one upstairs (downstairs) is a male god (female goddess)!!! <<less

The empire has turned into the land of the undead due to a spell gone wrong. God summoned heroes from countless worlds to purify the... more>> empire and plant new hope. Lee Shin Woo, an ordinary earthling, was also summoned. As an undead, that is. <<less

Here, martial arts are no longer legends. They have been passed on from generation to generation, from century to century. ... more>>

After being confronted by science and technology, they have completely integrated into modern society and all kinds of martial arts competitions are taking place across the country as the consensus between who's superior among scholars are hard to reach, but among martial artists, it isn't that difficult!

Lou Cheng has found an unknown cultivation item that fuses with him and helps him with the first part of martial arts, meditation.

Facing his dream and the glory in his heart, he will advance step by step, becoming the warrior of this modern city and the hero of the era! <<less

Karaboshi Haruki has no presence as far as can be recognized, and so he became an adventurer with only the desire to “stand out.” One... more>> day, a dungeon appeared under his home in Hokkaido. Coincidentally, he picked up a “Skill Board” with which he can spend skill points to increase his growth rate. Is it possible to become a popular person by obsessively diving into your home dungeon everyday? <<less

The blacksmith Anvil created weapons alone in a ruined world. He came across a community, a hero universe, where there are heroes of every dimension.... more>>

All the heroes wanted his weapons, all the monsters hated him, all the world blessed his existence, however nobody prevented his death.

Decades later, a dimensional invasion started on earth. Kang Shin-hyuk, a boy who can’t use mana inherited Anvil’s VIP ID and memories. <<less

If you are good enough, why don’t you fly to the heavens, and rise side by side with the sun?... more>>

This is about a girl who played using a male character, carefully building up her strength, guarding her wallet to one day be able to sponsor her male idol.

This is the story of a group of mentally insane people.

Tang Xiao had two wishes so far, the first wish is to sponsor Mu Cheng. The second wish was to help every enemy of Su Muzhe!

Female: Wife, I have died! When I die, hold me tight! That way, the ones who have come for revenge will know that we are a pair!

Male: … …

Everyone: Why aren’t you going to the heavens?!

Everyday, when Tang Xiao sat at home, she would first, number 1: kiss kiss pat pat and stare contentedly at the collection of naked posters of her male idol Mu Cheng that she had pasted all over her home.

Secondly, she would play online games.

With her male ID, Tang Xiao would cause havoc and uproar all over the game by confessing to girls constantly everyday, mu*dering all the men and generally, harassing people in public.

Every single time, she raised havoc, a female ID named Su Muzhe would punch her and try to knock her to her senses.

Thus a marriage began between a male ID who had a girl behind it, and a female ID who had a man behind it.

While at the same time, Tang Xiao tried her very best to roll into the sheets of her male idol, not knowing that she was already associated with him in the 2D world.

This is the story of how Tang Xiao was shamelessly bribed by her male idol to marry his character with naked posters of himself, and how every time she announced she wanted to sleep with him, she was punched. <<less

f*ck, the woman next door dared to be so disgusting, ah! Memeda! Memeda your sister, ah!
Your whole family are memeda, ah! Who will collect her from MD, ah!
Ling Xiao Xiao roared, afterwards she miserably completely discovered—
That she was the one that collected memeda, ah…. T_T... more>>

**memeda is the cuter way of saying muah, the kissing sounds. <<less