I wasn’t reborn with talent or ability, but at least my knowledge from earth allowed me to stay one step ahead in this other world.... more>>

Magic exists here, and new progress was rapidly being made in science while magic stagnated in the name of tradition. Using my earthly knowledge and not bound by the traditional thinking, I was able to do things other wizards couldn’t even imagine.

Still, inadvertently becoming an undercover professor for a mysterious secret society at the renowned Theon academy was never in my to-do list! <<less

[Invincible] [Super Cool Story] ... more>>

Chen Xuan, the Holy Son of the Grand Righteous Sword Sect, sacrificed himself to protect the Jade Maiden Peak for the sake of his master and senior sisters. He detonated his 9th Grade Golden Core and became a cripple.

But he never expected that this was all part of a grand conspiracy against him…

Facing the betrayal of his fiancée, the vicious schemes of his junior disciple, and the ruthless cruelty of his master and senior sisters—

Chen Xuan, who was expelled from the sect, let out a cold laugh, “You will regret this.”

Then, in front of everyone, he activated the True Dragon Heart and cultivated the supreme inheritance, forging the Supreme Yang Divine Dragon Body!

From that day on, Chen Xuan, accompanied by countless beauties, embarked on an invincible path, crushing all the prodigies throughout the ages!

The beautiful master begged, “Good disciple, your master knows she was wrong. Please, come back.”

The senior sisters cried, “Junior brother, come back quickly! We all long to be your women.”

Chen Xuan sneered, “In the past, after driving me out of the sect, you even tried to kill me completely. Today, I will make your entire sect build graves for themselves.” <<less

[Mind reading + madness + sand sculpture] ... more>>

Jiang Nanshu is transmigrated into a vicious wealthy real daughter in a bloody novel, and is bound to ‘Everyone’s Disgust System’. If everyone's disgust value toward her reaches 100 points, she can return to her original world with a bonus of 10 billion.

Courting death is just one of her many skills.

With a disgusting value of 89 at the beginning, Jiang Nanshu set a small goal for herself: In half a year, she will live a life of picking up money.

But she didn't know why everyone could hear her inner voice!

Facing the crazy Big Brother: "I think this project is good and can make a lot of money"

Inner voice: “You are bound to lose money, Big Bro! When you go out to work on a project, your rivals will come and steal your company secrets.”

Facing the cold medical Second Brother: "You colleagues have dinner. The dishes are delicious."

Inner voice: “Second Brother picks up the food and I turn the table, so the infectious disease can’t catch up with me.”

Facing the sickly scientific research Third Brother: "Third Brother is so amazing. He can do such an amazing experiment. Keep going!"

Inner voice: “The experiment is going to explode. This sister will leave gracefully.”

Facing the singer Fourth Brother: "These songs are very suitable for you. Sing them all, and you will become famous in no time."

Inner voice: “Hehe, just wait for the news of tax evasion to be exposed.”

Facing the love-brained Fifth Brother: "She can take time out of her busy schedule to accompany you for an hour, which means she loves you!"

Inner voice: “It's green like a green grassland. Your goddess has one in the morning, one in the afternoon, and one in the evening. You never expected that, did you?”

The male lead looks at her with a gradually deep look in his eyes: "Let's be together."

Jiang Nanshu covers her face and cries: "Don't let Sister Su misunderstand. I am not worthy!"

Inner voice: “Money is hard to earn, sh*t is hard to eat, and the life of the female supporting role is also life!”

But...

Why did she become everyone's favorite in the end? <<less

Jiang Huaining was reborn and bound to a system, only to discover she was actually the fake daughter in a switched-at-birth novel—and not just any fake daughter, but the vicious, scheming one.... more>>

She stole the company, stole the female lead's parents, did every bad thing imaginable, and was ultimately ruined by the male lead, ending in bankruptcy.

After her rebirth, she started strong—slapped a disgusting bystander once, then gave the male lead three slaps as a warm-up.

Then she went home and said to her mom,

"Mom, wire me 300 million. Your daughter will make you the mother of the world’s richest person."

"And you don't like that Liu family brat either, right? The weather’s getting cold—how about sending him to jail?"

Anyone who messes with me, no matter how far, will be punished!

From that moment on, on top of her mission to become the world’s richest person, she added a new goal: send someone straight to prison.

...A multifunctional hemostatic agent, a levitating car, and holographic projection—these were just small steps on her path to kick aside the male lead and become a global tycoon.

—Later—

Reporter: "What do you think was the key to your success?"

Jiang Huaining: "My mom’s 300 million, my own brains, and all the praise from my sister and netizens."

"Oh, and shoutout to my fake ex-fiancé for sacrificing himself and teaching me that to be a proper billionaire, one must never break the law."

The male lead in prison: …

The former world’s richest man: …

The real daughter/female lead: My big sis is the best! She’s the smartest! The kindest! Always right! <<less

[Dog Food] [Regret] [Chasing Brother to the Crematorium] ... more>>

In his previous life, Qin Yi was a child lost from a prestigious family. He spent over ten years suffering ab*se outside, and even after being found and brought back, he was still neglected by his relatives.

The life that should have belonged to him was ruthlessly stolen by a substitute.

In the end, he died alone and tragically because of a surgery.

In this life, Qin Yi no longer held any hope for those so-called family members. He would rather die alone again than stay with them—he chose to leave.

And it was precisely this decision that led him to the most precious light in his life.

"Fool."

"They didn’t cherish you, but I will."

"Come home with me."

The woman wore a simple white dress. She gently held Qin Yi’s hand, a warm smile on her face—like an angel. <<less

After transmigrating into an alternate historical world, Ning Que secretly supported his wife, Lin Xianhong, helping her rise to fame as a revered divine doctor known throughout the land.... more>>

He never expected that, in order to save her white moonlight, she would heartlessly use the child in her womb as a medicinal ingredient.

If a woman's heart can't be warmed, then it's time to let her go.

With a wave of his sleeve, Ning Que turned away with grace and decisiveness, leaving behind the divorce papers.

He inherited the title of prince and gathered his former subordinates.

Internally, he reformed the court to benefit the people. Externally, he launched campaigns south and north, unifying the entire divine continent.

He donned the imperial robe and ruled from above.

Lin Xianhong cried out, "I was wrong. I know I was wrong!"

Ning Que sneered coldly, "It’s not that you realize you were wrong—it’s that you realize you’re about to die." <<less

In my past life, I, Lu Chen, a disciple of the Profound Spirit , endured three hundred years in the Demonic Abyss. To protect the sect’s peace, I sacrificed my spiritual roots and severed my cultivation. Yet, I was despised by my fellow sect members, treated with cold disdain, and ultimately met a tragic end, perishing with deep hatred!... more>>

Now reborn, I decisively leave the sect. From this moment on, I am peerlessly invincible!

All sects rush to win me over, igniting a battle to recruit me!

As the truth gradually comes to light, the sect master is struck with deep remorse and leads the disciples to kneel, begging for my return.

"My good disciple, I was blind and foolish. Please… come back!"

Senior Sister: "Junior Brother, I was wrong. The one who was ungrateful and heartless was me!"

Little Junior Sister: "I deserve to die! Senior Brother, please give me a chance to atone for my sins!"

Now, as the Supreme Emperor, I narrow my eyes, my voice shaking the heavens—

"You want me to return to the sect? That will only happen when the sun and moon reverse, and rivers flow backward!"

The sect? I will never return!

My enemies? I will never save! <<less

Qin Yuan transmigrated into a novel and became the main villain. ... more>>

He also found himself as the devoted simp for the heroine of this world.

However, Qin Yuan decided to abandon the path of simping, as he knew exactly what the heroine was truly like, having full knowledge of the novel’s plot.

When the heroine told him, “I don’t like you,” he calmly agreed and canceled their engagement, one that had been arranged by his past self.

Who was he, after all? He was the Holy Son of the Heavenly Vault Holy Land, the Young Master of the Great Emperor’s Family!

He was exceptionally talented and undeniably handsome.

With all these blessings and multiple identities, why would he continue simping for a fake noble heroine? That was simply out of the question.

With the awakening of the Destiny Villain System, Qin Yuan embarked on a journey to seize the protagonist’s opportunities and torment the heroine relentlessly.

In the end, the protagonist realized that the heroine was useless and discarded her. It was only then that she regretted her choices and finally remembered Qin Yuan’s kindness.

“Qin Yuan, I realized that I still have feelings for you…”

“What? You want to enter my Human Emperor Banner?” <<less

It has been three months since a zombie outbreak occurred across the world. With the appearance of strong mutant zombies, social infrastructure is rapidly collapsing, and the survivors of the ruined, lawless world have changed drastically just to live. ... more>>

Bo-yeon, who was living in a safe bunker immediately after the disaster, is discovered by Do-kyung and threatened.

“I can’t believe something like this is still alive….”

His strangely eerie eyes slowly captured Bo-yeon’s appearance. It was a gaze as if he was appraising an object. He was judging whether to kill or use her by weighing her usefulness.

“Please save me…”

“If you’re not a woman… I don’t need you.”

Bo-yeon lives under the cold and mysterious Do-kyung and his protection as his woman.

* * *

“I like you. Including your obedient personality.”

A large hand that seemed like it could crush a human skull wrapped around Boyeon’s round head. There was an eerie sense of oppression in the hand stroking her head as if she were a dog.

“What can you do?”

“….”

“What can I do?”

“….”

“Don’t even think about running away. If you get caught, you won’t last a day even if I treat you gently.”

“….”

His voice was dry, as if he were just reciting facts.

“You can’t even breathe over something so trivial. You cry when I put my d*ck in your moist p*ssy hole. You tremble pitifully at the mere mention of a few words.”

He stroked her round, white cheeks and whispered in a seemingly affectionate tone.

“Wouldn’t it be easier to act cute and be lovely when I look at you?”

Taptap.Tap. He lightly tapped Boyeon’s temple, telling her to think carefully.

“Boyeon. Answer me. Be good.”

Boyeon had to answer. Obediently, like a small, pretty canary that sweetly accepts its master’s touch. <<less

Rabbit hunger disease refers to the phenomenon where if people only eat rabbit meat during a famine, no matter how much they eat, they will quickly starve to death. This is due to nutritional imbalance. However, eating only potatoes will not cause this.... more>>

Potatoes are a rare food that prevents starvation, almost meeting all the nutritional elements the human body needs to sustain life. In simple terms: potatoes are awesome.

Qiao Xuejun, a recent graduate in agronomy, just started her job when she unexpectedly transmigrated to the apocalypse and bound to a granary system.

The apocalypse is imminent, with extreme high temperatures, heavy rain, floods, snow disasters, acid rain, and mutated creatures. Extreme weather alternates, disasters are endless, and humanity struggles to survive with scarce resources.

System: Hoarding grain can be exchanged for a shelter; the more grain, the more advanced the shelter.

Hoarding grain and farming? This is a perfect match, my specialty!

As soon as she opened her eyes, she was tricked by her awful relatives into buying their unsold potatoes.

What a coincidence!

The potato variety is Holland No. 15, with a short dormancy period, strong disease resistance, easy to plant, and easy to store, yielding ten thousand jin per mu.

With a large warehouse, Qiao Xuejun bought them all out amidst her relatives' gazes of them being a sucker.

System: Congratulations to the host for completing the pre-disaster reserve mission. Mission Reward: Shelter （Primary）. Only 1 day until the apocalypse. <<less

He was the knight serving the Crown Prince.... more>>

She was the assassin sent by the Second Prince.

Trained from a young age, she never disobeyed the organization's orders. Even if it meant being transformed into a woman to seduce the captain of the knights, she accepted it without complaint.

Disguised as a young maid, she infiltrated the home of that seemingly carefree knight.

"He must never find out who I really am," she said.

"Better not alert her just yet, I'll play along for now," he said.

"To stabilize the situation, I should first gain his/her favor." —They said in unison. <<less

Not only does he have to fangirl on behalf of the manager’s daughter, but now he has to debut as an idol himself?... more>>

Assistant Manager Kim really hates idols. <<less

Leonardo Blaine, the true war hero of the Raina Logia Empire and the commander of the Armsilver 11th Squad, is dishonorably discharged for disobeying orders during the final battle that could have led the Empire to victory in the territorial war. People criticize and point fingers at him, and after being released on parole from prison, he disappears without a trace.... more>>

Three years later, his name has been forgotten by the world. The Council has been persistently pursuing him, but he has proven difficult to capture. Frustrated by this, Hugo Agrizendro, the commander of the Council’s army, decides to personally apprehend him.

“Since when have you been watching me?”

Leonardo was calculative and astute, so it wouldn’t be surprising if he had been observing Hugo for some time now. However, Leonardo’s answer was something that even Hugo had not anticipated.

“From the very beginning.” <<less

Poor theater actor Lee Soo-hyun.... more>>

He fainted after being hit by a falling light, and when he opened his eyes, he possessed a character in “The Blue Knight of the Holy Sword”, a novel that was discontinued due to unpopularity.

What's more, he transmigrated into the body of Arendt von Eckhart, who betrayed the Knights Templar and was destined to be executed soon.

The only thing left for the character who has completed his or her role on stage is to exit. In other words, there is only death... Character interpretation can vary depending on the actor playing it.

“Please take care of me, you traitorous bastard.”

In order to survive, he must create a role other than that of Arendt, the 'traitor', even if it means twisting the story.

Now, the life-threatening method acting begins! <<less

I am the developer of the reverse harem game “God’s Play,” which is about to be released.... more>>

One day, when I suddenly lost consciousness and woke up, I possessed the villainous princess [Theresa] of the game I made.

I can’t even.

[Let’s start the broadcast.]

What do you mean by a broadcast? This is a setup that isn’t in the game.

A rainbow-haired man in a bright red suit appeared in front of me in the middle of the confusion.

“I’m Ozworld, a channel manager. If you compare it to the world you lived in, it’s like a broadcast PD. However, the target is not humans, but the Constellations.”

Tak!

A quest popped up when the channel manager flicked his finger.

[Quest: See the true ending in hard mode]

*Compensation: End of Broadcast

*Failure: Death

The condition of the true ending is to be connected with one of the four male protagonists.

But Theresa, who I possessed, is the villainess with the worst compatibility with all the male characters and dozens of death routes where she died in their hands!

“I hope you will become a BJ of a big channel.”

Will I be able to safely end the broadcast and run away from this game? <<less

Jingzhe is a eunuch. But he’s just a fake eunuch.... more>>

It’s a secret.

Even more troubling is the secret that he hooked up with a palace guard.

The guard is beautiful but has a violent temper.

Of course, their relationship has a reason behind it.

Jing Chen was unlucky to get caught up in a strange system that assigned him impossible tasks.

Even worse, if the mission fails, there will be punishment!

What’s even more unfortunate is that when he failed for the first time, there was an unlucky guy who was rolled up beside him!

But… The unlucky guy looks pretty good.

Unfortunately, he has a bad temper.

Very bad!

*

Jingzhe didn’t know if he was dizzy or sick. Why did he cause such trouble for himself?

Maybe it’s because he looks good.

He is also very beautiful.

When he was dragged out of the cold palace and forced to his knees, blood stained his clothes.

Someone stepped in the sticky blood and pulled him up. When he raised his head to show his face —

The emperor, who looked exactly like the beautiful guard, stared at him expressionlessly.

A bloodstained hand stroked the side of his face. “What are you afraid of?

The emperor sniffed Jing Chen’s neck, and his damp, cold breath made people shiver.

“Don’t you like me?”

Jingzhe regretted it. If only he had known...

Friend: "If you had known, you wouldn't have messed around, right?"

Jingzhe: "...But he’s so beautiful!"

Friend: "You're hopeless." <<less

One day, when she opened her eyes, Dongbaek found herself much younger.... more>>

She had been living an ordinary college student’s life, but now she was thrown into the era of the Three Kingdoms.

“Um… which country is this?”

“It’s Han (漢). Were you not even aware of where you were?”

As if surviving as a woman in this harsh environment wasn’t difficult enough, a crow named Jao informed her that, as “Alice,” she must kill her nemesis, the “Queen,” to survive.

Determined, Dongbaek disguised herself as a man, entered the household of the powerful Zhang Rang as his adopted son, and began gathering talented figures from the Three Kingdoms one by one, eventually earning the emperor’s favor.

“I, So Dongbaek, humbly accept the command of the Son of Heaven and bring peace to this chaotic era before my return.”

It was the late Han Dynasty, a time of turmoil and bloodshed.

Destined to face the “Queen,” So Dongbaek embarks on her survival project in the world of the Three Kingdoms.

“I’m Alice, after all. I don’t log out easily.” <<less

“In spring, a single grain is sown; by autumn, ten thousand seeds are reaped.” ... more>>

[You’ve barely managed to plant a Tier-1 spirit plant, Emerald Bud Rice, using crude techniques. EXP +0.1!]

[Emerald Bud Rice grows vigorously. You gain Emerald Bud Essence (1%)!]

When Li Ye reluctantly accepted the sect’s spirit farmer task and planted his very first seedling, a path toward immortality unfolded before him.

With a system panel to aid him, he received feedback from every plant.

Talisman crafting, alchemy, artifact crafting, formations, gu techniques…

“All these are merely meant to protect one’s path. If you truly want to become immortal plant trees.”

Li Ye smiled calmly.

Behind him, countless plants gathered in reverence.

A towering tree pierced the heavens, connecting all realms its presence at the very center of existence.

As its branches gently drooped, the Dao Fruit of the Green Emperor quietly took shape. <<less

In that city, a peculiar urban legend circulated.... more>>

"If one found themselves alone in a room at midnight, a ghost would slip through the window and stealthily enter. Once marked by its blade, there would be no escape, and life would quickly meet its end."

Only she and her master know that this urban legend hold some truth.

Egret, a girl who was taken in by the assassination guild at a tender age, before she could even comprehend the world around her. She was raised as an instrument of assassination and utilized accordingly. Due to her exceptional aptitude for assassination, she was highly valued, but it also subjected her to rigorous training. Emotionally detached and carefully honed, she grew up to be an elite assassination tool, earning the moniker "Ghost."

On that day, her routine was the same as always—to carry out her assigned tasks.

However, the job she received was different from the usual. It involved a target with a hidden secret. The mark was the eldest son of a duke—a man possessing military power on par with that of a "hero" within the immensely influential duke family.

As she embarks on the mission to target an opponent of overwhelming strength, unexpected encounters and unforeseen events await her.

Mana Doll.

A humanoid weapon crafted in the ancient era of the magical civilization. Designed to resemble humans, capable of speech and thought, this tool took the form of a girl. The encounter with such a mana doll would transport her beyond the confines of her "ordinary" existence.

Through a series of varied incidents and encounters, their bond would deepen.

This is the story of a girl raised as a mere instrument who crosses paths with a girl created as a mana doll, ultimately embarking on her journey as a human. <<less

Xie Ran nickname – humanoid AI... more>>

Feature 1: more sensible than the AI.
Feature 2: more ruthless than AI.

Later, when he went to the parallel world, the people with the same name as him had a great life, but because of their feelings, they were deceived and hurt by the people they loved, and ended up miserable.
Xie Ran who was attracted by their obsession: Feeling?

After a period of time,

Subordinate: Boss, you have not contacted Xie Ran for a long time.
s*um male: Has he learned what he did wrong?
Subordinate: No, he is now much richer than you.
s*um male: ? ? ?
Subordinate: Oh by the way, he is about to ruin your company.

In the outside world it’s rumored that current Xie Ran was born from love turned into hate. Xie Ran: Hate? What is that?

Xie Ran AI system: Sorry, this touches on Mr. Xie’s knowledge blind spot, but it’s okay, I’ll teach you.
Passers-by (pupil shaking): …. Xie Ran learns human emotion from AI?!!! <<less

The Devil of the North, the cruel cold-blooded man and the dog of the Crown Prince—Grand Duke Sjoerd Brosius. He spared no means or methods if it meant killing the monsters that threatened the kingdom.... more>>

However, Sjoerd, known for his cruel methods but incomparable abilities, ended up harming countless people during a sudden rampage in a battle against monsters. Consequently, he met his death at the hands of Prince Reuschers, the Crown Prince's rival and the strongest Guide.

"There will never be anyone as terrible as you in this world."

At the brink of death, Sjoerd reflects on his life. Even the kind-hearted prince—who was liked by everyone—despised him. And his Guide, the Crown Prince, regretted everything and abandoned him in his final moments.

Sjoerd wakes up five years in the past.

Doubting this unbelievable reality, Sjoerd seeks a different life to prevent his rampage. He approached Reuschers, who had yet to awaken his power, and tried to talk to him, but then.

"Why are you acting like this towards me? Aren’t you supposed to hate and disregard me?”

He starts to realize things he never knew in his past life... <<less

After class placements were decided, the school’s two infamous ‘problem youths’ not only shared the same class, but the same desk.... more>>

They’re clearly good at studies, but pretend to be slackers. Fakers from head to toe who just keep walking farther down the path of their performance.

Heard through the grapevine about the two big brothers who always fight over the last place in class.

Basically, this is a serious comedy. About the little matters of growing up. <<less

Kaleido, a talented but unpopular boy band, shot to fame by chance because of a video shot at the airport. In the video, Pei Tingsong, the youngest and most gong member of the whole group, pinned Fang Juexia Gege against a wall as he gently patted his face with a ticket. Yet Fang Juexia just took the ticket away, biting it as he tidied up his clothes. A “bullying” incident within the group thus transformed into an intense flirting exchange, and the TingJue CP was born.... more>>

Netizen: holy sh*t that’s so gong! Kabedon AND a bayonet fight! (internet slang for lovey dovey actions between men)

And thus, the abandoned trump card burdened by rumours of having had sold his body and the legendary rich member with a strong backing were bound together. They had clearly never gotten along since their debut, yet they were now forced to embark on an endless path of selling their fake ship together.

Pei Tingsong was famous for being ‘real’ in the circle, and he had offended many people from his lyrics alone because they were overly ‘real’. But he stressed again and again that he and Fang Juexia were only providing fan service.

CP fan: [Someone who has never been fake is selling a fake ship.] May the philosophy students please explain the paradox to this young student Pei here.

Xiao Pei: Fine, you guys win.

Juexia: (seriously considers the logic) If B is true, then A is also true; but if A is true, then B should also be true…it really is a paradox.

Xiao Pei: Fang Juexia, you’re heartless. <<less

7 years of unrequited love and another 7 years of relationship.... more>>

Kyeoul believed that the love completed over a long time with Ithae would continue forever and beyond.

But.

“Looks like he’s out with that person again today.”

There was a reason why Ithae was diagnosed with fatigue syndrome.

Meetings with another person, continuing since last spring.

Ithae no longer smiled when looking at Kyeoul, and Kyeoul simply resigned himself to looking at such an Ithae.

“If it’s not fate, we need to break up.”

For both Ithae’s sake and his own. Holding onto each other was wrong.

Rather, we needed to let go and at least preserve our memories.

That brilliant youth once upon a time.

So that the past, which burned with a bright fire, would no longer become pitiful.

Kwon Ithae (32).

Lived a monotonous life. Until meeting Kyeoul. After meeting Kyeoul, his monotonous world began to move. With trembling excitement and beauty. This thrilling feeling that love gives cannot last forever.

Choi Kyeoul (32).

Even 7 years of relationship turned out to be useless. Constant communication and meetings with a person who is not me. Cold attitude, different from before. There were no more reasons to desperately cling to this relationship. I just needed to let go, but somehow it turned out to be so difficult. With age, he absolutely couldn’t stand fatigue.

When to read: When you want to see the outcome of love irretrievably destroyed by fatigue.

Quote for empathy: “Ah, we need to break up.” <<less

[Post-apocalyptic rebirth] + [Extreme hoarding] + [Survival strategy] + [Decisive and ruthless] + [Blackened revenge] + [No goody-two-shoes] + [Tech meets superpowers] ... more>>

Years after the discharge of nuclear wastewater, the world is suddenly plunged into a new Ice Age. Over half of humanity perishes.

Those who survive are forced to do anything just for a bite to eat.

In his previous life, Su Mu had just bound his survival system when he was betrayed by the goddess Yan Qingshu and brutally torn apart and cannibalized by the “Little Sun” faction.

Now reborn, he’s done playing the saint.

This time, he wants revenge, and he wants it cold.

First, he scams the Little Sun faction out of a massive fortune.

Then, he goes on a relentless hoarding spree.

With one billion U.S. dollars, he builds a super shelter rivaling a doomsday fortress!

In a world where order has collapsed, supplies are scarce, and hellish chaos reigns…

A single sausage can make a beautiful celebrity offer her body.

A box of instant noodles can cause entire mobs to riot.

While others freeze like dogs, Su Mu lives better than he ever did pre-apocalypse, warm, fed, and flush with power.

Lying comfortably on the couch in his indestructible shelter, swirling a glass of red wine and petting his loyal dog Wangcai, Su Mu sneers at the people who betrayed him in his last life.

“Whether you live or die has nothing to do with me. I’d rather feed my stuff to the dog than give you a single bite.” <<less