Bad news: Xu Yanmiao traveled back to ancient times, but he himself is lazy and uninterested in anything but internet cybersecurity, which is useless in ancient times.... more>>

Good news: He's bound to a system.

Bad news: The system is called the Gossip System, not the fortune-telling kind, but the kind that contains other people's private information and scandals. Utterly useless.

More bad news: This system is also glitchy, and the extent of the bugs is unknown.

Even more bad news: This body is that of a minor official who can attend court meetings, while Xu, the time traveler... doesn't understand the classics, can't write with a brush, and is at risk of being exposed for cheating in the imperial exams.

Xu Yanmiao: "..."

Forget it, just lie low, wait to die, maybe dying quickly could lead to another time travel.

...

In the court, the emperor was furious about state affairs, and the courtiers trembled in fear.

Xu Yanmiao pretended to listen attentively but was actually focused on browsing the Gossip System.

[Wow, the emperor just took in a 16-year-old noblewoman yesterday! A beautiful addition! He's getting stronger with age! And he was tossing and turning in bed all night but still has such a powerful voice now! Amazing!]

[This noblewoman used to be the crown prince's concubine! And the crown prince even knows how to write passionate love letters!]

[Wow wow wow! The crown prince sneaked into the grandpa's harem... hiss—got intimate while the old emperor was attending court! Do it quickly! Why isn't there any video...]

[Huh? Why is there no sound?]

Xu Yanmiao cautiously raised his head and glanced around.

[What happened? Why is everyone kneeling? Where's the emperor?]

—The emperor went to catch adultery in the harem.

*

The "imperial exam cheating" bomb finally exploded.

Xu Yanmiao couldn't explain why his handwriting on the exam paper didn't match his usual handwriting, nor could he answer why he didn't understand the classics.

The evidence prepared by the ousted crown prince of the emperor hit the nail on the head, and his personal bodyguard was ready to drag Xu Yanmiao away to the prison, awaiting execution in the autumn.

Xu Yanmiao held onto the gossip that proved his innocence but was in a quandary:

How do I explain the source of my information...

[Say that I secretly met with the Chief Examiner, the Minister of Rites, three nights before the exam? Impossible, that night, the Minister of Rites was dressed as a woman, spent the night at the General's Mansion, with the general...]

The general's body shook, and he interjected: "Your Majesty!!!!"

"Although the evidence of exam cheating is solid, I believe there's still something fishy about this. It should be re-investigated! Especially Xu... Xu... Xu Yanmiao's attire is neat and tidy! Someone who cares so much about their appearance, how could they tarnish their reputation!"

The crown prince, who couldn't hear his thoughts: ??

[Also, what's with saying that the examiner faking yawning and tiredness was intentionally leaving me a gap for cheating? He spent the night before the exam in the pigsty without sleeping, how could he not be tired the next day? But, surprisingly, the Imperial Academy lecturer actually believed in pig's milk...]

The Imperial Academy lecturer's face went pale, and he burst out: "Your Majesty!!!!"

"I... I agree with the General's words! How could Xu Lang cheat in the exam! He... he... he deliberately drank a glass of pure water before the exam, believing that only good-hearted people can use pure things, such a kind-hearted person, how could he cheat in the exam!"

Thinking he had everything under control, the crown prince: ??

Xu Yanmiao was deeply moved.

[They're all good people, even if their brains don't work well, they're trying their best to find reasons and excuses for me.]

[But I really have no way to turn the tables, alas, it's a pity that I haven't finished watching the TV series I've been following. The old emperor angered the empress last night and got kicked out of the bedchamber, and now I'm going to die before seeing the ending. He seems to be planning to paint his face with ink and pretend to be a cat to cheer up the empress...]

"Bang—"

The old emperor slammed the table, forcibly interrupting the continuous stream of thoughts: "I believe Xu Yanmiao did not cheat in the exam! Release him, innocent!"

The civil and military officials couldn't wait to echo, fearing that if they were too slow, Xu Yanmiao might spill more gossip.

"Yes yes yes! Release him innocent!"

"Long live Your Majesty!"

"Your Majesty, please end the court session! Let Xu Lang go home and rest! You've tired him out by making him stand for so long!"

The crown prince: ??

Did Xu Yanmiao drug them with hallucinogens or something? <<less

Ning Shu had dropped dead. But in a burst of good fortune, she became a task-taker in charge of counterattacking for the pitiful cannon fodders. Thus, Ning Shu, in one world after another, took... more>> all kinds of life roles and encountered all kinds of “you’re heartless, you’re ruthless, you’re making trouble for no reason” people. She encountered all sorts of white lotus flowers, green tea b*tches, scheming b*tches, by the batch.

“Does any true beauty still exist in the world?!” Bellowed Ning Shu angrily. “You annoying tr*sh! I’m just here to counterattack, please don’t get in the way of me completing my task.” Transmigration main character, reincarnation main character. There’s only a lazy task-taker, no indestructible main character halo. Ning Shu had no choice, but to painfully gather moral integrity in each of the worlds. <<less

A Female Lead with a s*umbag Personality: Rong Si... more>>

Often walking by the river, she eventually got her shoes wet.

To save her life, she bound herself to a s*umbag system.

She embarked on the path of outdoing s*umbags in their own game.

Targets include the male lead, male supporting characters, villains, cannon fodder, and any other s*umbag entities.

About the Female Lead:

Rong Si is a seductive femme fatale who can play the innocent white lotus and manipulate like a green tea b*tch. Her heart is as hard as iron and she finds excitement in flirting and running away.

TN:
"got her shoes wet" means that if you live in a bad environment for a long time, you will inevitably develop bad habits; or if you do dangerous work for a long time, you will inevitably get into trouble. <<less

Transmigrating into a book, Ye Linglong became the malicious cannon-fodder female supporting character in a cultivation novel. Her aptitude was terrible, and she even forced the female protagonist to take her into the top sect during a cultivation tournament. After joining, she kept opposing the female protagonist, only to meet a tragic end.... more>>

To happily survive, Ye Linglong immediately gave up on threatening the female protagonist and turned her back on the prestigious sect. She joined the worst sect in the cultivation world instead. Being a malicious supporting character? Not for her! She just wanted to live beautifully on her own.

She thought joining the worst sect would let her laze around, eat, drink, and play like a salted fish. But who would’ve guessed that everyone in this “worst” sect was a borderline-insane villain, constantly on the edge of corruption, ready to sacrifice themselves one by one to the female protagonist?

Wait… Is their sect about to be wiped out? Don’t panic, she’s got this.

First Senior Brother: Seeks revenge after his entire clan is massacred, rampages through the cultivation world, but is eventually defeated by the female protagonist?

Junior Sister: "Senior Brother, I know her cultivation, techniques, and all her treasures. Come on, let’s power up! We can’t lose!"

Second Senior Brother: Hides his demon bloodline but is discovered and hunted by everyone?

Junior Sister: "Why are you hiding? With your badass bloodline, you could dominate both realms! I even know where the interdimensional portal is—go conquer them!"

Third Senior Brother: Becomes a demon after his golden core shatters and his meridians are ruined, eventually becoming a major boss defeated by a coalition?

Junior Sister: "I know a place where you can rebuild your golden core and repair your meridians. Hold on, we’ve got this team fight in the bag!"

Fourth Senior Brother: Falls in unrequited love with the female protagonist, gets heartbroken, and turns dark, only to be killed by the male lead?

Junior Sister: "This won’t work! Look, Simp No. 1 gives her treasures, Simp No. 2 signs contracts… You, Simp No. N, might as well just sacrifice yourself!"

The entire sect looked at their teary-eyed, seemingly weak, yet trouble-stirring, nonsensical junior sister: Was this joker sent by the monkeys to mess with us? <<less

All Meng Zezhi has to do is to live wantonly in these weird worlds.

【Main Gong (top) 1V1 Episodic Drama】... more>>

★ Part 1:

Rogue, handsome, sports-student, slacker top x Arrogant, tyrant, young master bottom

On how a wild sports-student conquered his rebellious roommate

Shang Le was drugged by a pe*vert at a bar. In a dazed state, he dialed the number of his arch-enemy roommate. Upon waking up, he found himself holding a strikingly handsome guy in his arms, with the other’s rebellious, beautiful eyes tinged with red, and their pale skin covered in bruises.

Shang Le: “…”

Question: After my arch-enemy showed extreme kindness to rescue me, I f**ked him into a ragdoll, will he kill me? How can I save my own life?

Shi You (smiling): Very simple, just let him f**k you back.

★ Part 2:

Cultured scoundrel wolfdog top x Icy beauty painter bottom

The seventy-two strategies of a lonely nobleman seducing a poor college student

Wei Zhuxi’s family owed a high-interest loan, and he worked part-time every day to pay off the debt. While working at a bar, the famous beauty from the neighboring art school suddenly collapsed into his arms, eyes misty with tears as he pleaded, “Help me.”

The next day, Bai Zhiyu leaned against the bed, smoking a cigarette, and threw a stack of money in front of him: “From now on, follow me. Next time, I’ll be on top, and you’ll get plenty of benefits.”

Wei Zhuxi: “…”

He narrowed his eyes. Clearly, this was a beautiful little wildcat with claws out, but its ambition was not small.

★ Part 3:

Abstinent and dominant top x Vicious, sharp-tongued mad dog bottom

The dominant top finds this tyrannical CEO a bit cute, and can’t help but take action to train him

Shi Conggong, deep and cunning, took over the family business at eighteen and became the richest man in the city by twenty-eight. One day, while at a bar looking for his delinquent nephew, he encountered his drunken arch-enemy.

Usually, when he saw him, Chu Jiao would be sarcastic and calculating, but this time, his eyes lost their usual depth: “Shi Conggong, I’ve never seen a man as badass as you.”

Shi Conggong: “…”

He had no idea what game the other was playing, but for once, he was intrigued. Then the drunken Chu Jiao dragged him to a room upstairs in the bar, and neither came out all night. Their arch-enemy relationship completely changed. <<less

Female Lead: I choose the second male lead!... more>>

[Several stories of second male leads rising to prominence.]

[None of these stories should be associated with any novel, dedicated to all the second male leads I’ve loved over the years.]

The first story: Tsundere Emperor Dog × Salted Fish Queen

The second story: Loyal Sweetheart Voice Assassin × Pig-Raising Expert with Full Life Skills Soft Sister

The third story: Evolved Monster Man × Hotpot-Flavored Little White Dragon Big Sister

The fourth story: Natural Idol Who Traveled Through Time × Bickering Poison Ivy from Another Time

The fifth story: Cross-Dressing Boss with Great Skills × Thick-Skinned Chatterbox Making Do

The sixth story: Tribe Chief of the ‘It’s Actually Good’ Tribe × Reborn Princess Engaged for Peace

The seventh story: Aloof Scholarly Childhood Friend Brother × Hard Boss with a Horror Movie Aura <<less

One day, Luo Yang transmigrated and became a cannon-fodder supporting character in someone else’s story.... more>>

According to the script, she was either the female lead’s foil or the male lead’s admirer. No matter how she struggled, what awaited her was always a miserable ending.

Faced with the aggressive male and female leads, Luo Yang smiled: Sorry, ever heard of a face-slapping maniac? <<less

[The Infinite Regression Genre] ... more>>

Look in any fantasy novel, and you’ll find that regression is a guaranteed cheat code!

But what about the ability of Infinite Regression?

There’d be no need to worry about bad endings, not when the protagonist can simply reset to reach that eventual happy ending.

“Cheat code, my ass.”

I tried it myself just to find out otherwise.

The myths of regressors’ successes depicted in all those novels are actually fake…

It was all just vile propaganda!

“This run is doomed too.”

This is not a story of success. It’s a tale of the aftermath of failures.

Thus begins the heartfelt biography of a man with 1,183 runs of experience! <<less

"Are you sure you no longer want to be human and want to join the newly established Animal Bureau?"... more>>

Shi Qian: "Yes, who could possibly resist an adorable little animal!"

---

[Long Aotian and the Chinchilla]

Long Ye doesn't know that he's destined to become the future Long Aotian. Currently, he's going through a classic "broken engagement" trope.

Then, a treasure-hunting mouse falls from the sky, forever changing his life.

Later, after letting the cute Chinchilla parkour on his head for too long, Long Ye had a magical hat crafted to protect his hair.

Artisan: "...I've never been asked to make such an absurd magical item."

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[The Cowherd in the 1970s and His Little Yellow Cow]

Chen Niu, a cattle herder from Shengli Village, was falsely accused of being a criminal after he happened to be at the scene where a female educated youth screamed for help one night.

In this life, before he could even leave his home, he was knocked to the ground by a kick from his family’s prized cow.

From that moment on, Chen Niu had an ancestor.

Meanwhile, Shi Qian, disguised as a cow with a pair of dragon horns, rose from being the village bully of Shengli Village to the campus bully of the Agricultural University.

Don’t ask how—let’s just say he’s transcended.

---

[The Beautiful Actress and the White Tiger Superstar]

After her father’s death, Meilin was forced to take over the bankrupt circus he left behind.

She inherited not only massive debts but also a white-furred tiger.

A year later, in a miraculous turn of events, Meilin cleared all the debts and partially shifted her career from actress to manager.

Her client? The world’s most famous and handsome white tiger.

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*PS: The future worlds will likely follow the Chinese Zodiac.* <<less

After signing the share transfer of the Bai company, Bai Weiwei who had a cong**ital heart disease got betrayed by her adopted sister she always loved along with her trusted bodyguard.... more>>

Shocked, betrayed, and worried for her father made her unwilling to die, and her resentment actually let her bind with a quick transmigration system. Completing the task means that she will be able to increase the number of days she can live, and she will be able to get revenge on her white lotus sister and the unconscionable bastard bodyguard.

CEO, Emperor, General… Supreme Immortal? All of them will turn to a love-sick waste who bowed before her skirt.

Just… why is this unlucky star of a wooden fiancee trying so hard to chase her? Stop sucking my life force already! Our marriage is only for business! I want to break the engagement!

Ye Yuxuan: “I will never let go of you.”

Bai Weiwei: ".............." <<less

Xia Fengguang was forced to transmigrate into several novels. ... more>>

In the CEO novel, the female lead was a young, ordinary university student while the male lead was the devilish king of business.

In the Jianghu novel, the female lead was the energetic and adorable medical genius specializing in poison while the male lead was the vicious demonic sect leader.

In the fantasy novel, the female lead went from being a useless daughter of a second wife to a cultivating genius that is only seen once every thousand years while the male lead was the demon king who is cold to everyone but warm to only one person…

As for her, she is the male lead’s fiancee who is a great beauty and has a great family background, but no matter which world she is in, she will never receive the male lead’s affection. Xia Fengguang finds this laughable. A genius who doesn’t get along with society, the enemy country’s emperor who has a poisonous tongue, a playboy crown prince, a medical sage who appears serious on the outside but is frivolous inside… Aren’t all these men already more interesting than the male lead?

(The male lead’s moral values are not normal, please read with caution.) <<less

To survive, Sheng Nuan must traverse different worlds, playing the role of self-destructive cannon fodder while saving the darkest villains. These villains are cold-blooded, obsessive, and ruthless—capable of annihilating millions with a smile and destroying the world with a wave of their hand. Holding the cannon fodder’s script, Sheng Nuan is terrified…... more>>

Later:

A paranoid young man with a gloomy expression: "Nuan Nuan, you're not allowed to go anywhere except by my side..."

The cold-blooded emperor whose face was stained with blood: "Nuan Nuan, for you, what does it matter if the empire falls?"

The demonized immortal with snow-white hair: "Nuan Nuan, you are my inner demon."

The zombie king of the apocalypse with an unwavering gaze: "Nuan Nuan, it’s your choice—kill me, or save me."

Sheng Nuan became even more panicked... <<less

Our academy is not operating normally.... more>>

I said we are not operating normally. Well, what do you mean? <<less

Special powers bestowed by the gods, [Skills].... more>>

Some are undesired, some serve no use.

This is the story of a peculiar man who buys such skills. <<less

One day, the sensitive high school boy, Kugamiya Yuuri, was suddenly transferred to another world. And within a dungeon, even. Fortunately, Yuuri’s otherworld daily life began when he was picked up by the Scarlet Lynx clan.... more>>

Eh? The skill he posses, [God’s Eye], is super rare? Thanks to that his job is Seeker? So you mean he’s the strongest appraiser? It’s true that he possesses these, but for a sensitive boy who gets to experience another world… he’s going to selfishly live a carefree, slow life.

With that, this is a story about a boy who pushes ahead with his sensitive boy ways, living a sensitive boy-like life despite transferring to another world, and even despite getting a cheat, he doesn't care at all and continues down the sensitive boy road and enjoys the life of a sensitive boy. <<less

Since childhood, Gu Wuji regularly encountered ghosts. One day, he was dragged into an infinite world of terror. But as a result….... more>>

I treat you guys as evil spirits, but all of you want to hug my thigh? <<less

Ever since an NPC named Shu ChunChun, had been taken advantage of and used carelessly by the world-hoppers, awakened her consciousness, she knew that the... more>> only way to drive out the world-hoppers was to make them fall for her, HARD. <<less

Xie Shi'an was bound by the "Return from Evil to Righteousness’" System 250, tasked with replacing the ungrateful children in every world who turned their backs on their families. ... more>>

The familial love he had always yearned for—these heartless brats received it yet threw it away.

Rubbing his eyes with his chubby little hands, An'an vowed to turn over a new leaf and become the most well-behaved child for his parents.

In one world:

A deaf-mute couple raised their adopted son by collecting scrap, only for him to abandon them the moment his birth parents showed up.

Xie Shi'an, who had been picking up scrap with his father to support the family, was furious when his birth parents came knocking.

"Stay the hell away from me!!!"

In another:

A half-beast mother nourished her child with her own blood, only for him to grow up resentful, blaming her for "tainting" his bloodline.

But little Xie Shi'an, in the form of a tiger cub, clumsily caught a rabbit and piled it before his mother, nuzzling her with a soft "Awoo~" as he urged her to eat.

And yet another:

In a harem novel, the first wife sacrificed everything for her son, who despised her for not giving him a healthy body.

Xie Shi'an made it his mission to cheer up his mom, bring joy to his grandpa, expose his s*umbag dad, and help his mother find a second chance at love.

One-sentence summary: Turn over a new leaf and become the best child ever. <<less

A new employee named Yu Guang came to the Quick Transmigration Bureau.... more>>

She was a gentle and polite person. However, she had a shortcoming: she was too principled, and thus liked to “use reason” about everything.

After a meeting and a discussion, everyone was happy to assign Yu Guang to the Holy Mother Support Department, which no one wanted to be assigned to.

At the same time, they also paired her with an old defective system, hoping that it would contribute to their “progress” in its own unique way.

Everyone thought that the holy mothers were a group of unreasonable and unlikeable creatures and hoped that Yu Guang would simply expose their true nature and reveal their hypocrisy.

However, unexpectedly, under Yu Guang’s watch, the holy mothers stood up!

What was the big deal about being a holy mother? With proper education and guidance, even holy mothers could create miracles!

Under Yu Guang’s guidance:

– The white lotus holy mother in a CEO novel: “Don’t pity me just because I’m delicate. I can cry while throwing bricks at you.”

– The charitable holy mother in a historical drama: “I want to use my money to help others, but I can also rob the rich to aid the poor.”

– The kidney-donating holy mother in family novels: “Oh, you poor thing in need. How could I stand idly by as you suffer? Here, I’ve tied up all your family members. Just take a pick and stab whichever one you want your new organ from.”

After they conducted an interrogation, Yu Guang’s colleagues at the Quick Transmigration Bureau discovered that there seemed to be an issue with Yu Guang, the task receiver…

Yu Guang: I, Yu Guang, am a person with three principles. I love providing love-based education, overshadowing the romantic lives of the male and female protagonists, and by the way, I’ve also overturned the Quick Transmigration Bureau.

Colleagues: You could just tell us that with your mouth. Please put down that brick in your hand! <<less

She is the rising (new) movie queen of the entertainment circle, who is also Beijing’s Ye Family long-lost Second Young Miss. Everyone knows that the Ye Family Eldest Young Miss is the chairman of Fenghai Group; Ye Family Third Young Master is a Major General of the military area; and yet, Ye family wants the second young miss to come back home, but she is just a flower vase (pretty face) of the entertainment industry.... more>>

Father doesn’t love her, Mother is not fond of her. However, no one knows that she is merely a vase on the surface. In fact, she is actually the top special agent that gives endless headaches to all international big shots. She, is higher (loftier) than the military industry added together!

But she didn’t imagine that, with one slip, she unexpectedly got bound to a system that draws energy from completing tasks.

From then on, she crossed numerous parallel worlds and rewrote all kinds of miserable lives. Regardless of which world, she lived flourishingly. But she did not expect to attract a mysterious force’s big shot during these tasks…

When she draws the energy to return to the summit of reality, With the body of Ye’s family second miss, she can have whatever she wants​, but the family business can’t accept it. It’s just that it’s not good to have a man who is always behind her, how can she be worthy of the title ‘Top Secret Agent’ given by the international big shots?!

Wait for her to unmask her identity, one by one, it is precisely the time for the Phoenix to overlook the land under the heavens.

One is a mysterious teenager who is frighteningly outstanding. The other is a top agent who is famous all over the world. It’s a love showdown between the strong and the strong. <<less

Okitegami Kyouko is a famous detective who solves cases in a single day. In fact, she has to, since her memories only last for one day before they ‘reset.’ However, for important things, she writes messages for herself down on her body with a special pen. One of her common clients is Kakushidate Yakusuke, a man who is often wrongly suspected of committing crimes. There is also a live-action drama adaptation of this story.... more>>

The original novel’s story is about a detective named Kyōko Okitegami who is also known as the forgetful detective. She forgets everything in a day, but solves cases the same day. (Her name has the Japanese word for “today” in it.) An unlucky young man named Yakusuke Kakushidate somehow ends up as the suspect in every case, and he always asks for the detective. <<less

Xia Ruyan had an unnatural death, but by chance, she was chosen by the Lord God and granted her a system. In order to resurrect,... more>> she has to travel through the world of novels to complete various missions, but why is there an immoral guy attached to each mission? <<less

The system asks: “What do you do when you encounter a s*umbag?”... more>>

Bei Yutang replied: “Destroyed.”

The system asked, “What about the Boss?”

Bei Yutang ran away immediately!

Whether ab*se of s*umbags or white lotus, she, Bei Yu Tang is very skilled.

But regarding abusing the boss, forget it!

The fighting power of the Big BOSS is too strong, it’s better for little Xiami* like her to go.

She didn’t want to be killed by the boss, instead of killing the boss.

A certain Big BOSS: “Wife, who do you want to destroy, let your husband do it.”

Bei Yu Tang excitedly replied: “System monarch.”

System: (Tears streaming down and pretending to die…)

*Little Xiami: small player <<less

This story is about a strange woman who is looking for her lover in her past life but she always finds the wrong one.
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