In an era when Guide kidnapping is rampant and even considered normal due to the shortage of Guides.... more>>

Chae Do-min, an exceptionally talented S-class Guide, is suffering from overwork,

and was waiting for a cute Esper to kidnap him.

Suddenly, a strange sense of déjà vu.

Finally, Do-min’s intuition, honed from being kidnapped at least five times, was telling him:

This is surely the appearance of an Esper who will save me from Guiding hell.

…But the Esper who has confined me is strange.

The more submissive I act, the happier they become, rather than getting bored.

Is this… right? Is it? <<less

What is it like to be forced to be with someone you don’t like?... more>>

Dong Ci answered after experiencing:

First, reject the unacceptable, then realize that you are moved by him, fall in love with him and, finally – you can no longer be separated from him.

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Dong Ci met a wanton teenager when she was young. Since then, her life was full of his existence. At first, she couldn’t stand his domineering and strong personality, so she wished to get rid of him. But the two were entangled together from school to marriage, anyway.

In the end, after a battle of life and death, Dong Ci suddenly discovered that there was nothing she couldn’t let go, and the pain that he once caused – which she thought was unforgivable before – couldn’t overcome his love. <<less

I am a female student who, one dark night, noticed my senior next door behaving in an unusually mysterious way. Driven by curiosity, I followed him, only to be trapped by him in a secret room. Inside that confined space, he suddenly kissed me, leaving me both startled and flustered. The senior revealed a domineering yet tender side, and amidst my confusion, I gradually found myself falling for him. However, we soon faced numerous challenges and dangers within the hidden room...... more>>

The male lead's name: Gu Xue

The female lead's name: Mu Rou'er <<less

Like a dandelion seed floating on a spring breeze, pickpocket Yoongyeon had been living however he pleased. Then one day, he was caught red-handed for stealing a wallet from someone he should never have targeted and ended up imprisoned in Dojae's house until he could pay back the money.... more>>

It was imprisonment alright, but he was given a place to sleep and food to eat without any shortage. Should this be called "imperial imprisonment"?

Despite having a warm back and full stomach, having lived his entire life doing whatever he wanted, Yoongyeon follows his instincts and tries to escape whenever he gets the chance.

Even as he keeps getting caught and running away again, the malice they had toward each other somehow transforms into curiosity and a love-hate relationship, and just when a strange atmosphere seems to be forming between them, the two end up easily crossing a line they shouldn't have!

From creditor and debtor, now they've become lovers, boyfriends... no, anyway, it seems like Yoongyeon and Dojae have become "that," and Yoongyeon's heart is in turmoil.

Meanwhile, instead of embracing Yoongyeon with the warm and mature charm of an older man, Dojae charges at him like a runaway train!

"Haah, you're so cute I could kill you."

"P-please don't... kill me."

“Huh? Why the hell would I kill you?”

“Just now you said…”

'For my first and last boyfriend... lover, at least he's decent-looking, so that's fortunate.' <<less

Yoonhwan, who had grown up with Yeonwoo like siblings since childhood, was Yeonwoo’s everything. Like a plant craving light, her mischievous yet gentle older brother was a natural presence. So, even when Yoonhwan was named a suspect in a mu*der case, she dismissed it as a boring joke.... more>>

“Yeonwoo, those kinds of people... outwardly act like docile lambs. Because they have to hide their true nature to blend in with the flock. And when the time comes, they will surely reveal their disgusting true selves. What will you be able to do at that moment?”

But the moment she realized his hidden duality,

“You’ll end up struggling, screaming, searching for me and calling out my name. That’s all you’re capable of doing!”

Just as the face in the mirror suddenly seemed unfamiliar, as if looking at a stranger, Yoonhwan’s always gentle face now appeared different.

“I told you. Even if I reveal my true nature, you won’t be able to do anything.”

And at some point, Yoonhwan’s warnings had shifted to her. The unfamiliar side of her brother, which she had never seen before, pressed down on Yeonwoo like the presence of a man.

“Tell me. Where, how should I do it?”

Yoonhwan asked, as if offering candy. A new sensation rushed in, pushing away the familiar pain with a single thrust of his hips. It felt like catching fire. Slowly and deeply, Yunhwan entered. He pulled out long and then entered deeply again. Each time Yoonhwan entered, her pelvis lifted high and fell, fitting perfectly like a puzzle. In the dizzying sensation of falling, Yeonwoo wrapped her legs around Yunhwan’s waist. She wrapped her arms around his back, clinging to him as if embracing him. She swayed as if pushed by angry waves.

The still gentle Yoonhwan and the unfamiliar man merged indistinguishably, flowing into her.

“Oppa, uhh... Aah...”

As Yoonhwan said, Yeonwoo could do nothing but call out to him. <<less

In his first year, Ning Chen transmigrated and joined the Qinglian Sect as the disciple of Sect Master Liu Ruyan.... more>>

By the third year, he awakened the Supreme Chongyang Sacred Physique.

That same year, Liu Ruyan schemed against him, imprisoning him in the deepest part of the Qinglian Sect’s Demon-Locking Prison, where he was used as a furnace for nightly essence extraction.

From that moment, Qinglian Sect’s strength skyrocketed.

A hundred years later, Sect Master Liu Ruyan advanced to the Nascent Soul stage, becoming the youngest cultivator on the continent to achieve that realm.

A thousand years later, Qinglian Sect transformed into an all-female sect. Among its disciples, nine stood out the most—peerless prodigies known as the “Nine Radiances of Qinglian.”

Three thousand years later, Liu Ruyan transcended the Tribulation Stage, attaining immortality. From then on, Qinglian Sect became the ultimate holy land for female cultivators.

After ten thousand years under the Great Xia Dynasty, the entire Qinglian Holy Land—composed solely of female cultivators—ascended as one.

Rumors spread that a divine entity was nurtured in the deepest layer of the Demon-Locking Prison.

Every woman who ventured there emerged completely transformed.

The female cultivators of Qinglian Sect whispered among themselves: “Mmm, Senior Brother really is… enormous.”

Feilu Novel Network Reminder: This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any resemblance to real persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not attempt to imitate. <<less

During the ritual of summoning demons, Aiwass finally recalled the memories of his past life. This is supposed to be an online game that has been published and operated by its own company for six years. Now his adoptive father is the leader of the latest version of the villain organization.... more>>

And he will reveal his identity six years later, and he will hesitantly jump back from the protagonist. In the end, because he decided to block the fatal blow for the player character, he was killed in the cutscene CG by the big brother who was rooted in the black without even having a chance to enter the book. — but it’s not a big problem. Because Aiwass also knows many secret promotion paths that are exclusive to the player character, as well as the various path rules that serve as secret knowledge, he will surely be able to reverse his unfortunate fate……

So now there’s only one question left. “According to the original plot, shouldn’t I have been saved by the protagonist before this breaking ceremony began?”

Aiwass, who was tied to the ceremonial table as a sacrifice, fell into deep thought. ——————

This book is also known as “When the Plot Skips Players Into the Game World” Keywords: Victorian Fantasy, Amber Flow <<less

This is a lighthearted comedy. The female lead has no grand ambitions—she only wants to tend her own little patch of land and live a semi-retired life.... more>>

Wang Man transmigrated into the body of a pitiful girl sold by her own Father and stepmother to a local thug. Faced with a household so poor it had neither food nor drink, and suffering from a severe concussion, she nearly starved to death.

Her half-blind mother-in-law offered her a vegetable bun she had hoarded for days.

Looking at the white fuzz growing on it, Wang Man was utterly speechless. Is this even edible? Am I about to meet my great-grandmother in the afterlife?

Her thug of a husband was lazy and gluttonous, spending his days dreaming of striking it rich at the gambling den. Thus began Xiao Man’s long road of violently taming her Husband.

Wants to gamble? Beat him!

Refuses to work? Beat him!

Won’t listen? Still beat him!

Too many bad habits? They must be fixed—and if not, then beaten out of him!

In short, Wang Man's philosophy was simple: Don't do your part? You get hit.

Once isn’t enough? Then twice.

Twice doesn’t work? Then more.

Keep going until he’s properly broken in.

The thug Wang San spent every day drowning in regret. He couldn’t understand how his mind had slipped enough to bring home this violent tigress of a woman.

As for the days ahead? Oh, they were going to be rough. <<less

Gu Shuyao, a translator proficient in multiple foreign languages, finds herself transported to the Republic of China era (~1920s, 1930s) after a car accident. She becomes Gu Shuyao, a young lady from a gentry family with a good background and pleasant appearance. She is also engaged to a dashing and promising young marshal. At first glance, she seems to be a winner in life!... more>>

However, Gu Shuyao’s new life is far from perfect. The original, born into a declining traditional family, faces conservative and ignorant attitudes. She was almost subjected to foot binding and has nothing in common with the sophisticated socialites of the foreign concessions. Her fiancé looks down on her, surrounded by other women, mocking her for her feudal mindset and lack of worldly experience. Even when she becomes pregnant, he refuses to marry her. His confidante flaunts their relationship in front of her, speaking in foreign languages.

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This novel is about a transitional time from the old Imperial China to the new modern one, but also about love, respect in a relationship and change.

Excerpt:

Huang Weizhong stood beside the Young Marshal. His eyes quickly found the speaker—Gu Shuyao. He had never imagined that Miss Gu would be capable of speaking such words, and in such turbulent times, with so much chaos around. He was shocked, yes, but also, for the first time in his life, he felt a deep respect for a woman.

Turning his head, he glanced at the Young Marshal and saw him standing still, gazing at the young woman under the spotlight. His expression was distant—completely transfixed. <<less

After transmigrating, I found myself as Go Yeonwoo, a side villain who mu*dered the protagonist, Woo Jiyoo, only to be brutally killed by a group of S-Class Espers.... more>>

To make matters worse, the moment I transmigrated was right after killing Woo Jiyoo.

But unlike the original story, Go Yeonwoo awakens as an S-Class Guide.

The Espers, upon sensing Go Yeonwoo’s guiding energy, start acting differently from the original.

“This bastard, let’s take him and use him as our personal sl*t. Just killing him would be too easy a punishment.”

“We’ll make him regret killing Woo Jiyoo. I’ll have him begging for death by the end.”

The S-Class Espers fake Go Yeonwoo’s death and imprison him in a secret place, forcing him to guide them.

However, with his already twisted tastes, Go Yeonwoo finds the Espers’ obsessive behavior suffocatingly delightful.

He even pretends to resist, encouraging them to treat him even more recklessly.

But then…

“Hey, are you seriously stopping after eating just this much? Are you planning to starve yourself to death?”

“Get lost, Kang Taewon. Because of you, my sl*t can’t eat properly. I’ll feed him myself. Open wide, Yeonwoo.”

“Yeonwoo, is there something you want to say to me? You were jealous enough to kill Jiyoo over it, weren’t you? If you tell me now, I’ll listen. Go ahead.”

“You’re letting me hold you up? Does that mean you’re giving me permission now?” <<less

The heroine, who had an incurable disease, needed the heart of a great witch to cure it.... more>>

For that reason, Mirania the great witch was forced to die at the hands of the male lead named Grecan in countless lives.

I've had enough of this kind of life.

It's already my tenth life.

Mirania decided she would make a different choice this time.

She decided to assist Grecan, who would be the head of the wolves in the future. Starting by raising him from a young cub.

Mirania, who tried to tame Grecan perfectly by instilling herself into his memory as a benefactor.

“Grrr…”

“Now, be a good boy, okay?”

I smiled while looking at the cheeky wolf cub who's showing its teeth.

No matter how broken a story was, there's always an end to it.

By taming this wolf that couldn't distinguish between the front and back, this life, I'm determined to live in peace.

By the way…

Did I tame him too well?

"My beloved Mirania, please give birth to my child."

What appeared in front of Mirania, who opened her eyes, was Grecan, oozing a male scent on the subject of destroying her world. <<less

A certain boy, Fate, had a close childhood friend who promised to marry him. However, due to her parents’ circumstances, she moves far away from him. Fate dreams of seeing her again, and aims to become a strong adventurer to become the man worthy of her. He joins an A-rank party, but he is tricked into signing a s*ave contract. The days are like hell, being overworked every day. Then one day…... more>>

“You are truly useless and incompetent.”

“Then can I have him?”

What appeared was a childhood friend who became a swordsman. When he was saved by her, everything changed for the better. Furthermore, the hidden true power of Fate is revealed… This is a story of childhood friends who join hands and walk together. <<less

“Please… don’t cast me out. Master…”... more>>

Nael, standing in for his sick older sister, ends up attending to the nighttime needs of Duke Killian Deville.

He thought he only needed to endure one night—just one—while focusing solely on his sister.

But after enduring the duke's forceful advances and losing consciousness, Nael wakes up to find himself aboard a ship bound for the North…!

“Please, just let me go home. I only need to stay until morning. Please…”

“Nael, from now on, you’re coming with me. To my estate in the North.”

“No, I don’t want to go! Please, let me go home!”

“I paid a fortune to buy you from the baron—a mere commoner like you. From now on, you belong to me, and where you go is already decided.” <<less

Dragged into the world of a tr*sh-tier light novel, I figured my new noble title would let me coast through life and dodge the tragic fate that originally awaited me. ... more>>

But as it turns out I was wrong.

Step by step, I’m being pushed toward a future I never asked for.

This is the tale of an utterly ordinary man who has no choice but to become a hero.

Sweet words from the author before you dive in:

1. The story is written entirely in first person, but the “I” will switch between characters as the plot demands (the author is on the verge of a split personality).

2. When the protagonist gets knocked around, please cut him some slack. He’s just a regular guy and can’t always pick the perfect option. His late-game self will look very different from his early-game self.

3. Early chapters revolve around campus life and character drama. Fights are scarce; this isn’t a grind-for-XP adventure. Think of it as a Japanese school gal-game wearing a Western-fantasy skin.

4. The manuscript has already passed the one-million-word mark. Doesn’t that prove the author is now a properly trained digital author? <<less

In the winter before he was due to graduate from university, Su-hwa ran away from Jin-woo.... more>>

The two had been bound by a persistent, ill-fated affair caused by an accident… Unwittingly, Su-hwa found himself drawn in, only for his unrequited love to be trampled on mercilessly.

“Ah, for f*ck’s sake… I’m not some worthless rag.”

Jin-woo treated him like nothing more than a toy, wearing Su-hwa down, body and mind. In the end, Su-hwa, exhausted, hid the fact he was pregnant with Jinwoo’s child and disappeared.

Yet a few years later, the quiet life Su-hwa had believed he could enjoy with his child was shattered by Jin-woo’s sudden reappearance.

“You wretch! The heavens will surely punish you!”

“Hey, lady. You’ve certainly set up quite a show here, messing about with someone else’s partner and kid, have you?”

Su-hwa was terrified. He wanted nothing more than to flee, but he couldn’t.

“Your little run’s over, Yeon Su-hwa.”

Like a nightmare resurrected from his university days, Choi Jin-woo stood before him once again.

“You’ll never escape from me again.”

*This work contains depictions of violence, gaslighting, and coercive relationships, which may be triggering. Please take this into consideration when reading. <<less

A web novel writer transmigrated into the body of a soon-to-be-married, soon-to-be-killed groom of a Murim Dating Sim.... more>>

To live, he must escape. <<less

Wen Tian, on the way to send off his sister, was kidnapped by some people.... more>>

The multitude of bandits, happy and delighted: Boss, Boss, we have kidnapped a pleasant-looking wife for you.

Wen Tian: QAQ

The Bandit Leader: Come, my wife, let me look at you, baby.

Sifang Town has been bustling with liveliness recently. The town’s best-looking Young Master Wen has been missing for half the month and suddenly returns with a man.

The wild man, called Chu XiangTian, is the head of the bandits in the West Mountain. Rumors said that he was a devil who killed people without blinking.

Everyone sighs incessantly. Young Master Wen is truly pitiful…

Young Master Wen, whom the people said were pitiful, stares fiercely with wide and round eyes. “You sleep in the study room at night!!”

The tall and burly man immediately has a black face.

Wen Tian, with pouting lips, says, “You are being fierce….. QAQ”

Chu XiangTian softens and itches to hold that person in his arms. <<less

■ Light Comedy | Wealthy, World-Weary Bartender × Sunshine Idealist Shop Owner... more>>

■ Fierce-Looking but Pure Sleeved Tattoo Hottie × Timid Yet Lowkey Flirty Cutie

Chen Kuang held in his anger and rushed upstairs to knock on the neighbor’s door.

Because of his job requiring him to be active at night and sleep during the day, he had been tormented for a week—constantly woken by the clanging and banging from above, to the point of developing neurasthenia.

Whether it was a couple doing that, or renovation smashing walls, or some brat getting hit—shouldn't it be about enough by now?

The fifth time his fist pounded the door, it opened.

What came into his view were the clear eyes of a petite woman, flustered and overwhelmed. Chen Kuang’s brows moved slightly.

He lowered his gaze and saw the writing on her apron—“L.ing Silver Jewelry DIY”

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2.

A new neighbor had moved in downstairs. Qiao Ling had never seen him, but according to the aunties in the neighborhood, “Just looking at him, you can tell he’s not a good person—goes out in the middle of the night every day, and someone even saw him fighting several people in the alley.”

Better stay far away.

When the door opened, the first thing she saw was the scary half-arm tattoo under the sleeve of his T-shirt. Then she looked up and met Chen Kuang’s gloomy gaze.

“What’s your deal.” He frowned.

Qiao Ling’s heart trembled, her legs going weak from fright.

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3.

Chen Kuang’s daytime sleep schedule and Qiao Ling’s jewelry store business hours were practically irreconcilable.

So, Qiao Ling could only invite him into her apartment... to sleep.

With daily contact, her impression of him gradually changed. The only two constants were—

He really was fierce, and he really was sexy.

The kind she wanted to flirt with.

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Male lead: Just breathing

Female lead: ＞0＜ Seducing again! <<less

65 years ago, the Gate Era began.... more>>

With the emergence of Espers and Guides, individuals with extraordinary abilities, society rapidly transformed.

Amidst this chaotic shift, Siho, who lost his family and developed a severe hatred towards Espers, lives a difficult and broken life, both physically and mentally.

Then, one fateful day, Siho finds himself trapped inside a Gate at the crossroads of a choice.

His destiny takes an inevitable turn when he encounters Kang Jae-yoon, who entered the Gate seeking death.

“The true precursor to rampage is when the eyes turn red.”

“Like your eyes right now?”

At the moment of death, Siho, who awakens as a Guide, is violently assaulted by Jae-yoon, who has gone rampage.

In exchange for enduring this merciless beating, he is granted a new life.

Due to the law, Siho is forcibly bound as Jae-yoon’s Pair Guide, and soon, three of this other Espers approach him.

In a tangled web of relationships formed by choice or fate, the emotions of these five individuals become increasingly intertwined.

And as their fragile everyday lives begin to unravel, a new threat to humanity emerges– the Black Gate.

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※This work contains intense violence, profanity, and non-consensual relations. Please take this into consideration when reading this work. <<less

The only living Omega in this world?!... more>>

Min Seoyul, an Omega from a future where Alphas no longer exist, suddenly finds himself summoned to the distant past—an era where Omegas are unheard of and only Alphas exist.

Being thrown into the past is shocking enough, but what happens when an Omega like him is discovered in a world where they don’t exist?

A fateful encounter between Seoyul, an Omega who has never seen an Alpha before, and Heegon, an Alpha who has never met an Omega.

To make matters worse, from their very first meeting, his heat and Heegon’s rut collide—setting off an uncontrollable chain of events. <<less

Give me a sister’s affection. Even the scraps are fine, just so I can lick a little of it...... more>>

Prince Dvel Karloche, who reclaimed the imperial throne. At the same time, the princess’s engagement is annulled.

Princess Isha felt relieved not to be forced into a marriage she did not want.

In this cold palace, where not a single person was on her side, she firmly believed Dvel had reclaimed the throne for her.

But faith was nothing more than a futile hope.

***

“So after all… the one who should die isn’t me.”

Isha looked just like Mardi a moment ago. She looked like a woman who had just vomited blood.

“It’s not Mardi, nor Sardia.”

Standing at the end of life, twisting her body like a dying patient, she painfully spat out each word.

“It’s you.”

She pushed down the solid arm that had been resting on her stomach. Slowly, she turned her upper body and looked at him. Their eyes met.

“It’s all because of you, Dvel.”

With a face soaked in tears, she raised the corners of her mouth and stabbed him with a knife.

“Please die.”

There were no more tears in Isha’s eyes. <<less

“You used to joke sometimes, didn’t you? That if you became an omega, you’d carry hyung’s baby first.”... more>>

I’ve possessed Hansol, a villain who had already made his exit in the original story. As the second son of a chaebol family, whose every move becomes a hot topic, his social image has already hit rock bottom beyond recovery due to his outrageous behavior. He’s about to be kicked out of his home due to a loveless marriage. His only salvation is his stepbrother, Han Jinheon, who suggests a deal: if Hansol manifests as an omega, he can escape this situation.

Can Hansol trust his brother’s words? <<less

When the confession letter was made public by Gu Yincheng,... more>>

Su Nian's heart died on that stormy night.

Once, Gu Yincheng’s gentleness had been like a beam of light,

Illuminating the bleakness of her world.

But when that light went out,

Su Nian yielded to her Father's request—

And stepped into the abyss that was Zhou Beiming.

Rumors said Zhou Beiming had countless women,

That he was the most fearsome man in Yucheng.

It was said he had once broken a woman’s ribs in bed,

And squandered fortunes building dens of debauchery for his own pleasure.

But the first time they met,

In a violent downpour,

It was a beautiful man who held an umbrella over her.

He asked her,

“Little bunny, want to come home with me?”

She placed her hand into his palm,

And became his lover for two years.

Zhou Beiming never broke her ribs.

He only made her his joy, night after night.

He still kept other women around,

But later, Zhou Beiming proposed a marriage contract.

The most feared man in Yucheng

Would come home every night after work—

To cook, to clean,

To hand her his money and protect her with his life.

He asked for nothing else,

Only that he could kiss her, hug her, lift her in his arms.

Until one day, Zhou Beiming’s “white moonlight” returned from abroad.

She looked just like her.

No—Zhou Beiming had fallen for her because she resembled his old flame.

Su Nian decided to give up her place,

To step aside and let him find true happiness.

She signed the divorce papers and left.

The arrogant man’s eyes reddened.

He called her blind.

He said,

“Nian Nian, you are my white moonlight,

You are the cinnabar mole on my heart.

From beginning to end, I’ve only ever loved you.”

He said,

“If you can’t see it,

I’ll do it a thousand, ten thousand times.

If you can’t hear it,

Then I’ll speak every word of love to you—

But I won’t let you divorce me.”

Su Nian was moved.

So there really was someone in this world

Willing to love her a thousand, ten thousand times over.

Someone who would cry—just because she didn’t want him. <<less

Click. The crisp sound of a Zippo lighter rang out pleasantly, and his sharp nose came into view in the glow of the flame.... more>>

“Wooshin Global… heard you were promised that.”

Unexpectedly, he brought up the deal from Chairman Ryu. If she had a child within a year, he’d give her the building.

“Do you know what that means? Whoever owns that building is next in line to take over Wooshin Group.”

He exhaled a slow stream of smoke.

Lee Soo had assumed, perhaps naively, that he didn’t know about the condition.

“…Isn’t it something you’re going to end up with anyway?”

“But it comes with a condition, doesn’t it? That Chae Lee Soo gives birth to Ryu Taejo’s child.”

Lee Soo bit down on her lip.

“The Chairman must already have his successor in mind. Telling us to have a child… it’s just a pretext.”

Her shoulders were stiff with tension, but she forced herself to speak calmly.

“You and I, we’ve only seen each other once. Neither of us wanted this marriage.”

He looked down at her, slightly amused, like a child discovering an entertaining new toy.

That look again. That expression. Lee Soo clenched her fists tightly.

“Why? I think I might prefer it that way.”

“More than anything, I… I don’t plan on having a child with you, Mr. Ryu.”

“Ah.”

Ah?

Her chest tightened. His expression was unreadable, and her anxiety mounted.

“What I mean is… I can go through the motions of marriage, even without love. I know that’s how it often works in your world. I’ll do my best, too. But a child…”

She trailed off under his gaze, it was as if he were daring her to keep going. A heavy silence settled between them.

Say it now. Before it's too late.

Lee Soo gathered her courage. She swallowed hard and spoke again.

“A child is a different matter. Even if you offered me something more than a building, something far greater, I still couldn’t bring a child into this world under those conditions.”

He lazily lifted his chin, inviting her to continue. She didn’t want to let herself get pulled into his pace, but she had to say it.

“If I don’t have a child within three years… I was told I’d be divorced.”

He let out a low, mocking laugh. A puff of white breath escaped from between his lips.

“Ahh, so we stay married while the mother-in-law’s watching, don’t have a kid, and then split after three years? Must be the teacher in you… you’ve calculated it all out. Sounds like a pretty sweet deal, doesn’t it?” <<less