At six, Jiang Huai stubbornly clung to the thighs of the fairy in white and wouldn’t let go. She took him back to the mountain and made him her only direct disciple.... more>>

At fifteen, he changed his way of addressing his master from ‘mother’ to ‘sister,’ and after being severely beaten, he corrected himself to ‘Master’. Jiang Huai harbored a grudge in his heart for a full six years.

At twenty-one, he learned how to talk back to his master. <<less

There’s too much work to do, but there’s even more that our main character Sangwoo wants to do.... more>>

To Sangwoo, who spent all day macro-ing ingame, his portal awakening has given him the ability to create clones.

With his clones, Sangwoo will endlessly develop during his growth period. <<less

Fight moderately and play well, this is the ideal life in another world!... more>>

The bastard sword is a sword of moderate length. It’s slightly longer than a short sword, making precise handling a bit challenging. Compared to a long sword its reach falls somewhat short, making winning in direct clashes difficult. Capable of everything, yet not particularly adept at anything. Embracing such a moderate bastard sword, I, Mongrel, a guild man and middle-aged fellow, had a dream.

A dream of living leisurely in peace.

With my abilities, I could use gifts to defeat strong magical creatures if I wanted, and with my modern knowledge, I could potentially transform this different world. However, I choose not to.

Working casually at the guild, immersing myself in cooking and fishing… and if I can occasionally be of help to others, that’s more than enough.

This is the tale of a moderately laid-back guy, an adventure that doesn’t seek too many adventures. <<less

The great warrior who ended the chaos that plagued the world—that is Wi Yeonho, the Radiant Martial Sovereign.... more>>

He was known as a gentleman, a great man, and a chivalrous warrior...

“That guy? He’s a total s*umbag.”

The shocking truth that's too shameful to be let known to the world, behind the so-called greatest chivalrous warrior in history, is finally revealed! <<less

Van Carca, the notorious playboy and most popular heartthrob in the capital.... more>>

And Eurene Eifel, a penniless young lady from an impoverished family.

It was fine that they had a steamy one-night stand at a party while drunk, but the problem is that he’s a married man!

Even if the man is scheduled to divorce because he is married by an imperial decree, unlike Eurene, whose relationship with him ends here, Van is gradually becoming more and more obsessed with her, despite her being somewhat selfish and indifferent.

Just then, Eurene bumps into Van at a place she had gone to for a matchmaking session.

But this man, contrary to expectations, flies into a rage?

What, weren’t we just enjoying ourselves?

A tale of a single person since birth who knows nothing of love, successfully reforming a bad man through marriage! <<less

Su Yi is a demon king with a Buddhist-like character who wants to retire.... more>>

One day, she becomes cannon fodder in the book.

Later, the protagonist and the villains all call her the Big Boss.

Cannon fodder 1: The stepsister who died young in the memory of the domineering boss

——Is my brother a sister-con today?

Cannon fodder 2: The villain’s beautiful biological mother

——Bai Yueguang’s uncle falls in love with her

Cannon fodder 3: The heroine’s stunning stepmother

——The cruel prince took the wife of the minister!

Cannon fodder 4: The male supporting role’s fairy fiancée

——Didn’t you say you would cancel the engagement? Why haven’t you canceled it yet? <<less

On that day, the groundbreaking holographic game "The Sealed Land" emerged, directly causing a gaming craze worldwide, with an average of over three billion players online at one point!... more>>

But no one knew that one day in the future, everything in the game would come to life!

Tower of Seals, Ancient Legions, Doomsday Church...

Only Ye Qiu, who is a reborn person, knows all of this.

But I don't mind, because...

"I am the one who started this game."

"I will wait at the top of the Tower of Seals for a challenger to arrive, as the final boss."

————————————————————

Also known as:

Game Arrival, I am the Mastermind Behind the Scenes

Starting the Superpower Era Because of Boredom

Players and Planners Battling to the End <<less

Elysia von Serenze, the eldest daughter of a wealthy baronet family, lived a carefree life without any worries. She had one secret: she remembered her past life. After living a busy and difficult life and dying in an accident, her dream in this reincarnated life was to live comfortably without any effort, just playing and enjoying life until the end. She had no interest in marriage, especially not in mediocre men.... more>>

At the "Spring Ball," which she attended due to her parents' insistence, she spotted Duke Cassius de Grendel. Watching the Duke stand like a statue, seemingly uninterested in anyone at the ball, Elysia found herself both puzzled and envious of his seemingly undisturbed life.

After attending the ball, Elysia was relieved that no marriage proposals came her way. However, out of the blue, Duke Cassius, with whom she hadn't even exchanged a glance, proposed marriage. Why would he, fourth in line to the throne and the kingdom's top bachelor, be interested in her? If she became the Duchess of Grendel, a position everyone covets, what would happen to her dream of living comfortably? And this man, he's more stoic and stone-like than she imagined!

Elysia, who dreamed of a life free from troublesome matters, just playing and enjoying herself, wonders if she can live the easy life she desires. <<less

Su Li transmigrated into a supernatural world of knights, griffins, orcs, and dragons. He became the eighth son of the Earl of Purple Thorn, with no right to inherit.... more>>

Forced to become a frontier lord, he unexpectedly awakened the [Daily Intel System] .

With the system’s help, he gathered treasures, built armies, developed his territory, and conquered beauties.

Before long, titles kept piling up:

Emperor of the Empire, Great Savior, Human Prophet, Watcher of Fate…

[Daily Prophet Intel Update – triggered due to your current “lying flat” status]

1: In the mountain-side fruit shop on the outskirts of Purple Thorn Town, there is a fruit that looks like an apple—Bloodthorn Fruit. Eating it will significantly purify your bloodline and promote you to Apprentice Knight.

2: In three days, the Fog Forest northeast of the territory will be affected by the Divine Tide Wind of the Sun Goddess, reducing the fog to its lowest level. For five days, the forest will be far less dangerous to explore.

3: In seven days, a goblin tribe that has bred an Anaryk Queen Spider will attack your territory.

4: A new batch of s*aves will arrive soon at the Maleburg s*ave Guild. Among them is a half-elf girl with the Frost Valkyrie bloodline. If she survives, she is destined to break through to Legendary Rank. <<less

Having transmigrated and become a Little Taoist Priest of Ping'an Temple, Xiang Jiannan feels that his life is quite tragic.... more>>

Since transmigrating, all sorts of things that don't align with his original worldview have come his way, especially that Master in the Taoist temple, who is definitely clueless about how much he's screwing people over.

Let's see how a Little Taoist Priest strives to grow while shedding tears of frustration.

***

Xiang Jiannan, a modern soul mysteriously transmigrated into the body of a young Taoist priest in the remote town of Ping'an, just wants a quiet life. He's stuck with a master who's more interested in making a quick buck than imparting wisdom, and the local temple, Ping'an Temple, is more dilapidated than divine. But peace is short-lived. When a local family claims their "Peace Talismans" are useless against a haunting, Xiang Jiannan is reluctantly drawn into a series of increasingly bizarre events.

As he investigates, Xiang Jiannan discovers that Ping'an Town is a hotbed of strange occurrences, from restless spirits to a pig demon with a penchant for collecting debts. With his master's help (or hindrance), and his own surprisingly potent, though often unpredictable, abilities, Xiang Jiannan must navigate this supernatural chaos. He finds himself forming an uneasy alliance with a mysterious agent from the Fu Mo Si, a government agency dedicated to suppressing the paranormal, and facing off against a variety of colorful characters, both human and otherwise.

Along the way, Xiang Jiannan grapples with the meaning of cultivation, the effectiveness of his master's questionable methods, and the very nature of good and evil. His journey is a blend of comedic mishaps, genuine moments of terror, and a deep dive into a world where the line between the mundane and the magical is constantly blurred. He'll be forced to question everything he thought he knew about Taoism, about his master, and even about himself. And through it all, he must learn to trust his instincts, even if they lead him down the most unexpected, and often hilarious, paths. <<less

Chen Xi looked at the soldier who had just hurled a several-hundred-pound boulder with disbelief, gazing at the sky. Is this really the late Eastern Han Dynasty?... more>>

Lu Bu, single-handedly breaking through an army of ten thousand, seems scientifically impossible. Zhao Zilong, with genuine dragon soul possession, slicing through a mountain with one strike—could this really be a human? Dian Wei, single-handedly protecting Cao Cao while slaying thousands of enemy cavalry—this combat power is off the charts!

Something seems off. Chen Xi casually waved a feather fan, creating a powerful gust of wind, and sighed, “This must be a myth. Even I seem abnormal.” <<less

The first step in a tianshi’s retirement plan is to find a place with a beautiful and peaceful scenery. A place with blooming flowers like it’s spring that also has a view of the sea.... more>>

The retired tianshi was pulled into the first level of a horror game. He found a thigh that was thick enough to deal with ghosts and raise the family to higher levels. Meanwhile, his responsibilities will be to care about the flowers and watch the sea in peace.

Actually, he could kill a ghost with only a single punch on its back. The audience in the live broadcast just wanted to shake his shoulders and shout: please stop pretending to be a cute newcomer!

Later, under the eyes of the audience, Shen Qingcheng impatiently took out a peach sword [1] and a yellow paper.

Can’t I just have a normal, peaceful day? Spicy chicken game[2], you ruined my retirement life!

Thick thigh: ?

Melodramatic mc who loves to act weak vs silent and steady ml

[1] Definitive weapon used for demon exorcism during taoist exorcism

[2] tr*sh game <<less

In 1668, our city earned the title of “The Safest Place in the Country.”... more>>

I had a lot to do with that. How?

Because I was arrested. <<less

Etius, a game that no one has cleared. ... more>>

[GAME OVER]

The moment all possible strategies failed, “Student Frondier ?”

I became an Extra in the game, I became Frondier!

[Weaving]

•Saves and replicates images of objects. However, it is an illusion.

All I have is the ability to replicate objects as virtual images!

[Main Quest: Change of Destiny]

?

You know the end of humanity’s destruction. Save humanity and change its fate.

“Change the fate with this?!”

Duplicate everything to carve out my destiny! <<less

Shen Anning, a university student plagued by two decades of bad luck, finally caught a lucky break—... more>>

Only to die the day before her fortune arrived.

Maybe her resentment was just too intense, because right before death, she got bound to a wish-fulfillment system, kicking off her journey across multiple worlds.

But after meticulously selecting her, the poor system regrets it every day:

Why is my host always so unpredictable?!

Cannon fodder palace maid in the Qing court

Palace intrigue? No thanks. She clutches the son of a guaranteed-to-rise prince and snacks on drama with her besties.

Neglected stepdaughter facing emotional ab*se in the 1970s

Sent down to the countryside? Nope—she sends her s*umbag dad packing instead.

Cannon fodder peasant girl in ancient times

The suffering wife of a poor scholar? Anyone who wants him can have him!

Ex-girlfriend in a dog-blood CEO romance

Love-brained fool? Not her. Even dogs wouldn’t eat that trope.

Cannon fodder ranked ninth in the imperial court

(Details not expanded in synopsis)

Little maid from Dream of the Red Chamber

(Red Chamber-inspired arc)

Village girl cannon fodder in the 1960s

(Typical retro countryside setting)

The “legitimate eldest son” cannon fodder in ancient times

(FL presumably gender-bent or disguised)

Top-tier human furnace in a cultivation story

Used and discarded? Not happening.

Mother of a luckless "Child of Destiny" in a xianxia world

Save the world? Nah—she’d rather ascend and leave it all behind.

Unlucky princess forced to marry an ugly man under Emperor Renzong

(Historical heartache turned freedom arc?)

Beautiful widow in the 1960s

(Retro femme fatale energy) <<less

Nagase Tsukasa, born into a prestigious family of modern-day wizards, had immense magic power from birth but could only use magic to strengthen his physical abilities. Resigned to the fact that he couldn’t become a proper wizard, Tsukasa decided to live an ordinary life as a regular person.... more>>

However, Tsukasa wasn’t particularly bright. When applying for high school he aimed low and took the entrance exam for a backup school, but he slacked off and played around too much, resulting in him failing the exam and becoming a NEET (Not in Education, Employment, or Training).

As Tsukasa awkwardly navigated his way through the new school year, he accidentally ended up wearing a cursed bracelet that would kill him if left alone. The curse was so powerful that even his mother, a skilled curse breaker, couldn’t lift it. To remove the bracelet he had two options; cut off his arm, or use his immense magic power to break the curse. Thus Tsukasa enrolled in a modern magic academy in a parallel world to learn the curse-breaking magic he needed.

And so began Tsukasa’s carefree school life, where his only talents were his magic power and martial arts skills. <<less

There is a genre of literature in this world called “abusive literature,” which takes pleasure in torturing the protagonist, who suffers so much they barely remain human. They often appear in the story as pristine and pure, like a clear breeze under a bright moon, but leave in a shattered and disheveled state. All the other characters in these stories are NPCs, born solely to torment the protagonist. Once their torment is done, they are stabbed to death by the now maddened or deranged protagonist, and that’s their exit.... more>>

“The so-called pleasure is to gradually grind down beautiful characters, breaking their pride, making them dark and muddied, and then presenting them to the readers.” — A certain author of abusive novels.

In response, the NPC actors from the Transmigration Bureau exclaimed: “What a lunatic!”

Looking at the censored mosaic-covered script in their hands, they showed the expression of the old man looking at his phone on the subway(1) and decided to slack off and do the absolute minimum.

*

World 1: A desperate academic prodigy vs. a degenerate rich second-generation heir with peculiar fetishes.

System: “You are a degenerate heir with peculiar fetishes, exceptionally professional at playing the ‘master.’ You will sign a contract with the protagonist, tormenting him physically and mentally within the contract’s scope until he is completely corrupted and you both perish together.”

The Degenerate Heir: “My fetishes are peculiar, and I’m exceptionally ‘professional,’ am I right?”

He looked at the beautiful academic prodigy at the door, whose face was ashen: “Uh, for today, how about we set a safe word?”

The System: “?”

— That’s what you mean by being professional? <<less

Su Li, an ordinary person who lived for 30 years, surviving on social welfare as a laid-back slacker.... more>>

Occasional pointless complaining and self-defeating philosophical platitudes didn’t bring any meaning to his 30 years.

Until he was transported to another world…

Su Li, who had no elemental talent, Su Li, who was labeled as useless, lived an unremarkable life.

One day, Su Li picked up a person in distress and told them: “The reason you think light is important is only because darkness pervades the world. When light fills the world, darkness will become important.”

The Son of Light Saint who was betrayed by the Bishop of Light

— He’s right!

He is the sage who guides people forward, the signpost standing before the people, my faith, my everything!

He is not a god, yet he far transcends gods.

Su Li saved an injured mute bird. As birds sang outside the window, he told the bird: “The reason people like things that make beautiful sounds is only because they happen to understand that sound. Because of ignorance, there is no sin.”

The Level 9 demon beast Raven, severely injured by the Mercenary Association:

— All people are ignorant and foolish, thinking that ravens represent evil, even labeling me as a natural disaster. I hate humans the most, but he is the exception.

If the world is what he wants, I too will aspire towards it.

Su Li told his young friend who wanted to go to the big city to strive for success: “Moving upward is human instinct. If one day you fall due to reality, please don’t hate yourself.”

The friend who eventually amassed enough gold coins to fill a city:

I once thought that a child from a remote countryside would never understand everything I pursued. However, heaven blessed me, allowing me to witness true great wisdom… <<less

Our academy is not operating normally.... more>>

I said we are not operating normally. Well, what do you mean? <<less

When Jiang Tingzhou is reborn, the first two things he does are: quit his job and break up immediately.... more>>

In his past life, after being lost at age five and then found again by the Jiang family—a family famous for their culinary legacy—he spent nearly half his life fighting against Jiang You, the adopted child who had taken his place. This false young master was deeply favored by fate, as if born under a halo of divine luck.

Jiang Tingzhou worked himself to the bone, fighting tooth and nail to prove that this little green tea (pretentious schemer) was inferior to him in every way.

He won the prestigious God of Cooking competition.

He brought Jiang Group’s restaurant chain to new heights.

Even the person Jiang You longed for but could never have fell in love with Jiang Tingzhou instead.

He poured every ounce of effort into proving that Jiang You wasn’t naturally worthy of love or admiration—there was no “main character aura.” As long as you worked hard enough, anything could be changed. He believed everyone should prefer him.

But in the end, his parents called him aggressive, his old friends drifted away, his coworkers talked behind his back about how cold and unapproachable he was, and the lover he’d forced to stay eventually left him.

Only his career had turned out well.

Yet just as he began to taste success, Jiang Tingzhou died from overwork. All he could do was watch helplessly as Jiang You played the part of a tragic, returning white moonlight and smoothly inherited everything he had built.

Then he found himself reborn—back at twenty-two, sick with a fever, still working nonstop, and being gaslit and bullied by his boss.

Wait a second… who even wants to be reborn?!

Jiang Tingzhou: [Dead fish eyes] .jpg

He’s officially given up on his luckless life. Deep down, he realizes that being reborn means nothing. Nothing he does ends well. No matter how hard he fights, it’s all for nothing. What’s the point of grinding if the end result is just emptiness?

Love, money, success—it’s all external. The only thing that’s truly yours is your body.

So he finds a quiet place to lie flat and gives up. All he wants now is three good meals a day. To eat well and live peacefully.

But strangely enough, once Jiang Tingzhou stops trying, people around him start to regret things. It’s like everyone suddenly starts liking him again.

Later, he even goes viral as the internet’s most desirable food vlogger?

#TopTierTemptationJiangTingzhou

#JiangTingzhouTheManYouCan’tSayNoToAfterMidnight

#ISeeHimAndTearsStartDrippingFromMyMouth

From the Gong’s POV:

Lu Baiyu went through a breakup that felt like falling off a cliff.

In their chat history, Jiang Tingzhou had always been the one sending dozens of messages, chatting nonstop in a sweet, clingy way.

“Hubby, miss you ❤️”

“Dreamed about you last night, I really really want to see you.”

“I made a new dish!”

“[Photo] ”

“When are you coming back to Yongqing? I want to cook for you.”

Lu Baiyu had been away on a business trip, working nonstop. He saw the messages but didn’t have time to reply—he was used to it.

Then, after finishing an international meeting, he opened his phone and saw a new message from Jiang Tingzhou:

“Hi. We’re breaking up. Bye.”

Lu Baiyu: …?

He sent a question mark.

But the chat showed a red exclamation mark.

Just like that, he was blocked—out of nowhere.

Pairing:

Former top achiever turned slacker culinary genius shou × aloof iceberg-type gong who goes feral when he loses his lover

Notes:

Rebirth, shou is a former overachiever who now lies flat; gong is a “white-cut-black” (appears pure, actually ruthless) top who’s been in love with the shou across both lives.

Plot-heavy with dramatic emotional lines. Career storyline takes up a good portion. The gong’s memories of his past life will gradually return. There are lots of misunderstandings, so expect some intense “chasing the wife back from the crematorium” drama. And yes—the crematorium part is serious.

The shou seems universally disliked, but is actually a total heartthrob. <<less

Yin Mingyu 007 worked until she was bald, and still could not afford to buy a one hundred square foot apartment in the first tier cities.... more>>

After her sudden death, she transmigrated through to the Chengye Dynasty and was a shu daughter of the Yin family in Jiangnan. Once liberated, she just wanted to do nothing but eat and wait to die as a salted fish.

House fight? It has nothing to do with her. Isn’t it nice to lie down?

Compete for favor? It has nothing to do with her. Isn’t it nice to lie down?

Looking for a good future? It has nothing to do with her. Isn’t it nice to lie down?

However, her older di sister who married the Xie family in Jiangnan passed away. Her di mother, because of her young grandson, chose Yin Mingyu after circling around in the courtyard.

Being a new wife was difficult, being a stepmother was even harder.

Yin Mingyu was never afraid of the di mother and spoke directly, “I don’t want to.”

The di mother also directly expressed her opinion: Not willing doesn’t work.

Yin Mingyu: “……then whatever.”

Anyway, she always lies flat. She will marry over in the future. Don’t blame her for just looking after her own happiness and interests. <<less

Qi Xu was brought back to his wealthy birth family at the age of 18. At 28, he died in that same wealthy family.... more>>

Looking back on those ten years, Qi Xu realized he hadn't exactly acted like a decent human being.

To show that he was mature and understanding, he actually turned down the jewels, luxury cars, houses, and yachts his biological parents gave him—completely wasting their good intentions.

He spent his whole life trying to prove that he was in no way inferior to the fake young master, only to end up betrayed by everyone, cast out by his loved ones, and die a tragic death after falling down the stairs.

Now reborn, Qi Xu decided: this time, he’s taking everything with him.

On the first day Qi Xu was brought back to the Shen family, Mr. and Mrs. Shen prepared two sapphires for both the real and fake young masters.

The fake young master was so “understanding” it hurt:

“I already have plenty of gems, Mom. Can I donate this to help build a school for the kids in the mountains?”

Qi Xu, receiving a gemstone for the first time, stared unblinkingly:

“Mom, can you buy me a safe to store my gems?”

When college started, the Shen couple gave each of the boys an apartment in a good school district to make studying easier.

The fake young master politely declined as usual:

“Dad, I haven’t even stayed in the seaside villa yet. Let’s give the school apartment to someone who really needs it.”

Qi Xu accepted smoothly:

“Thanks, Dad. I’ll move in right away.”

While everyone was praising the fake young master for being sensible and not materialistic, Qi Xu was already collecting rent from the school apartment.

And the tenant? It was none other than the fake young master’s childhood friend — the golden boy of the Xie family, Xie Huai, born at the top of the pyramid.

On rent day, Qi Xu knocked on Xie Huai’s door:

“Time to pay rent.”

Xie Huai had just come out of the shower, casually drying his half-wet hair.

“It’s Valentine’s Day today. Any special discounts?”

Qi Xu replied coolly:

“Nope. Single dog like me doesn’t celebrate Valentine’s Day.”

Xie Huai leaned down and kissed the corner of Qi Xu’s lips.

“Can’t I at least get a discount on utilities and half-off the rent?”

Qi Xu gave a cold laugh:

“Keep dreaming.”

You can have the person, but the rent stays full price.

This time around, Qi Xu took with him everything he didn’t have in his past life — including Xie Huai, who in the previous lifetime, had barely exchanged a few words with him. <<less

[One-sentence summary: Transmigrate as a lazy wife in a 70s novel and try to make yourself comfortable while being lazy!] ... more>>

When villagers mention the Lin family’s daughter-in-law, they can’t help but sigh and lament. What kind of misfortune has fallen upon Old Lin’s family? Undoubtedly the whole family was diligent and hardworking.

The eldest daughter-in-law is a skilled farmer, and the second daughter-in-law is a skilled cook, but the third daughter-in-law is notorious for being lazy, neither working in the fields nor doing household chores at home. It is said that she is even unwilling to cook at home during the autumn harvest.

All mothers in the village were watching the scene while reminding their sons to marry someone who is more diligent in the future.

On the other hand, the Lin family doesn’t care at all. The third daughter-in-law is a bit lazy, but who told her to have the ability to write articles and earn money? Whenever she comes to the county town, she brings back meat and other food. Whose other daughter-in-law has this ability?

Since they have enough food to eat, it is just appropriate that they do more work at home.

The noise outside does not matter. Zhou Yunmeng, the third daughter-in-law of the Lin family, is currently calculating the supplies in the supermarket herself. She was thinking about what excuse to use when she brings back some meat and food on another trip to the county.

Oh! That’s right: she also needs to write a few articles quickly to make money!

ps:

1. Transmigration. Has personal designs, for example, in the 1970s there was no payment for writing articles but the world in the book has it.

2. Daily life, it is just about eating and drinking. <<less

Bai Guo is a thousand-year-old salted fish spirit. Due to her excessive salt content, she was kicked by the Heavenly Dao Father into the 1960s, becoming the prematurely deceased little daughter of a villainous family.... more>>

So... she decided to lie flat as a salted fish in a different place!

In the villain family, a little daughter was born, and the whole family was extremely worried.

While other children could crawl, roll, and climb, their little salted fish could only lie there.

The villains tried every method to make their little salted fish move more, completely ignoring the protagonist group.

Villain Grandmother: Take this bag of peanuts outside to play. If you can’t finish them, give some to your little friends or feed the chickens. Not a single peanut should be left when you return home!

Little salted fish hugs a large bag of peanuts, feeling unhappy~

Villain Grandfather: Good girl, come with Grandpa to pick herbs on the mountain. In a couple of days, I’ll buy cloth to make you a new outfit.

Little salted fish carries a small herb basket, feeling unhappy again~

Villain Father: Do you know the lame man at the village entrance? He was lazy and refused to walk as a child, so he ended up lame!

Little salted fish: QAQ Bad Daddy, stop scaring me!

Villain Mother: Good girl, take a month’s worth of food to Grandpa, and I’ll take you to the county town to play!

Little salted fish: Can I trade the county town for more salted fish lying down time?

Villain Sister: Your body can’t be lazy, and your brain shouldn’t be lazy either. Study hard with your sister!

Little salted fish: Wuwu~ A fish’s memory is only seven seconds~

The ignored protagonist group was unhappy: Hey! Is it that we aren’t jumping high enough? Come and trouble us! <<less

Wen Chi was getting ready to join a romance reality show. His randomly assigned partner? Jiang Siheng—the movie emperor who debuted at the top of the industry.... more>>

His manager cheerfully broke the news to him. Wen Chi’s reaction was to collapse on the couch with a deadpan face: “So thrilled.”

A few seconds later, his phone’s robotic voice chimed in: “Damn, time to work again :)”

Thinking of the breach-of-contract penalty, Wen Chi slung on his little backpack and tearfully left home to brave the journey ahead.

The other contestants on the show? Internet-famous starlets more popular than him, filthy rich CEOs, game streamers with more fans…

No way to win. So whatever.

Wen Chi lies down in peace.jpg

While everyone else showed up dressed like flamboyant peacocks, Wen Chi rocked a loose T-shirt, oversized shorts, slippers, and a mini water bottle hanging around his neck—he looked exactly like a kindergartener on a class trip.

At first, the producers were worried Jiang Siheng wouldn’t be interested in Wen Chi, and that the two might lack chemistry on screen. But they quickly realized they’d overthought it.

During game segments, other couples worked together to complete tasks. As for the HengWen1 CP, Jiang Siheng did every single task himself under the blazing sun, while Wen Chi sat comfortably in the shade, wearing a bucket hat while hugging his water bottle, gently patting his hands to cheer Jiang Siheng on.

New viewers: Why is Wen Chi just sitting under the tree doing nothing? I can’t with this. Poor Jiang Siheng.

Viewers who watched the entire stream: It’s not that Wen Chi won’t move—it’s that Jiang Siheng absolutely refuses to let him get even a little sun.

Jiang Siheng spoiled Wen Chi so much, it made everyone else look away… but honestly, it was so good to ship!!

After the show ended, fans thought that was it for the HengWen CP, and cried their eyes out.

Until one day, during a red carpet livestream, Jiang Siheng’s nanny van pulled up outside. Fans who’d been waiting forever excitedly turned to look.

The man got out—but instead of heading towards the red carpet, he leaned slightly into the van and started talking to someone inside.

Fans wondered who it could be—who could get Jiang Siheng to speak so gently?

Then, a familiar salted fish slowly shuffled out of the van—none other than Wen Chi, obediently holding Jiang Siheng’s hand.

The closest fans overheard their conversation.

“Jiang Siheng, I’m so tired…”

“There, there. We’ll go home right after we get the award.”

“This is all your fault. I told you not to do it so many times. My back is killing me.”

“Mm, I won’t next time. You were amazing, baby.”

Fans: …Is there something going on here that we’re not supposed to know about? <<less