Bad news: Xu Yanmiao traveled back to ancient times, but he himself is lazy and uninterested in anything but internet cybersecurity, which is useless in ancient times.... more>>

Good news: He's bound to a system.

Bad news: The system is called the Gossip System, not the fortune-telling kind, but the kind that contains other people's private information and scandals. Utterly useless.

More bad news: This system is also glitchy, and the extent of the bugs is unknown.

Even more bad news: This body is that of a minor official who can attend court meetings, while Xu, the time traveler... doesn't understand the classics, can't write with a brush, and is at risk of being exposed for cheating in the imperial exams.

Xu Yanmiao: "..."

Forget it, just lie low, wait to die, maybe dying quickly could lead to another time travel.

...

In the court, the emperor was furious about state affairs, and the courtiers trembled in fear.

Xu Yanmiao pretended to listen attentively but was actually focused on browsing the Gossip System.

[Wow, the emperor just took in a 16-year-old noblewoman yesterday! A beautiful addition! He's getting stronger with age! And he was tossing and turning in bed all night but still has such a powerful voice now! Amazing!]

[This noblewoman used to be the crown prince's concubine! And the crown prince even knows how to write passionate love letters!]

[Wow wow wow! The crown prince sneaked into the grandpa's harem... hiss—got intimate while the old emperor was attending court! Do it quickly! Why isn't there any video...]

[Huh? Why is there no sound?]

Xu Yanmiao cautiously raised his head and glanced around.

[What happened? Why is everyone kneeling? Where's the emperor?]

—The emperor went to catch adultery in the harem.

*

The "imperial exam cheating" bomb finally exploded.

Xu Yanmiao couldn't explain why his handwriting on the exam paper didn't match his usual handwriting, nor could he answer why he didn't understand the classics.

The evidence prepared by the ousted crown prince of the emperor hit the nail on the head, and his personal bodyguard was ready to drag Xu Yanmiao away to the prison, awaiting execution in the autumn.

Xu Yanmiao held onto the gossip that proved his innocence but was in a quandary:

How do I explain the source of my information...

[Say that I secretly met with the Chief Examiner, the Minister of Rites, three nights before the exam? Impossible, that night, the Minister of Rites was dressed as a woman, spent the night at the General's Mansion, with the general...]

The general's body shook, and he interjected: "Your Majesty!!!!"

"Although the evidence of exam cheating is solid, I believe there's still something fishy about this. It should be re-investigated! Especially Xu... Xu... Xu Yanmiao's attire is neat and tidy! Someone who cares so much about their appearance, how could they tarnish their reputation!"

The crown prince, who couldn't hear his thoughts: ??

[Also, what's with saying that the examiner faking yawning and tiredness was intentionally leaving me a gap for cheating? He spent the night before the exam in the pigsty without sleeping, how could he not be tired the next day? But, surprisingly, the Imperial Academy lecturer actually believed in pig's milk...]

The Imperial Academy lecturer's face went pale, and he burst out: "Your Majesty!!!!"

"I... I agree with the General's words! How could Xu Lang cheat in the exam! He... he... he deliberately drank a glass of pure water before the exam, believing that only good-hearted people can use pure things, such a kind-hearted person, how could he cheat in the exam!"

Thinking he had everything under control, the crown prince: ??

Xu Yanmiao was deeply moved.

[They're all good people, even if their brains don't work well, they're trying their best to find reasons and excuses for me.]

[But I really have no way to turn the tables, alas, it's a pity that I haven't finished watching the TV series I've been following. The old emperor angered the empress last night and got kicked out of the bedchamber, and now I'm going to die before seeing the ending. He seems to be planning to paint his face with ink and pretend to be a cat to cheer up the empress...]

"Bang—"

The old emperor slammed the table, forcibly interrupting the continuous stream of thoughts: "I believe Xu Yanmiao did not cheat in the exam! Release him, innocent!"

The civil and military officials couldn't wait to echo, fearing that if they were too slow, Xu Yanmiao might spill more gossip.

"Yes yes yes! Release him innocent!"

"Long live Your Majesty!"

"Your Majesty, please end the court session! Let Xu Lang go home and rest! You've tired him out by making him stand for so long!"

The crown prince: ??

Did Xu Yanmiao drug them with hallucinogens or something? <<less

When Ji Xuan broke up with her ex, Song Zhaoli appeared as if he’d predicted it all.... more>>

Snow swirled in the air as he leaned against his car, a cigarette dangling from his lips with that infuriating smirk. "So… single now?"

Ji Xuan lifted her chin, gaze icy. "Even if I am, it doesn’t mean it’s your turn."

Later, when they married, the world assumed she was the gold-digger—climbing into the arms of an untouchable heir.

Only Song Zhaoli knew the truth: He was the one who’d fought tooth and nail, clawing his way from second lead… to finally claim the spotlight. <<less

Waking up, I found myself as a priest character in a game.... more>>

But everyone is preying on the main character...

Will the main character be able to escape a fool's life and start anew?

The harem family comedy begins now! <<less

In her third year living in this steampunk world, Ciel gained the ability to simulate both the past and the future.... more>>

These simulations turned into a game where she could act without restraint, and after countless trials, real life became a replica she could navigate as though speedrunning it.

Churches, potions, mutations, the Old Gods, witches, sealed artifacts… none of these have anything to do with Ciel. She’s just an ordinary girl who wishes for a peaceful life.

She just happens to be particularly skilled at snuffing out danger before it even begins. <<less

You Shu transmigrated into a book and became one of the male protagonist’s shadow guards. He thought he was following a political intrigue script and as long as he hugged the male protagonist’s thigh well, he would reach the pinnacle of life sooner or later. He could also personally observe the male protagonist’s domineering side, expanding the harem and taking back the country. But the plot ended up going astray somewhere, and the good brotherhood in feudal society changed suddenly. He was inexplicably promoted to the position of Empress. Amidst the cheers of the shadow guards, he accepted the phoenix seal* with a dazed expression.... more>>

Xiao Weixin pretended to be sick and kept a low profile for more than 20 years. He worked hard to seize the throne and avenge his mother. But one day, he suddenly discovered that the little shadow guard beside him looked very good when he smiled. The fox’s tail moved quietly.

You Shu hated iron for not becoming steel*: Don’t you think there’s something wrong with your female lead smiling shyly at the second female lead?

Xiao Weixin: Oh.

You Shu: Can you succeed without the help of the female lead and the second female lead?

Xiao Weixin: En.

You Shu: I, this lackey*, am worrying about you…

Xiao Weixin: You are going to become Empress. Don’t talk nonsense and be careful with your words.

You Shu: …

The male protagonist was probably really crazy.

All the shadow guards: I have never seen such a dazzling moment in my life. Even shadow guards can have spring!

A shadow guard’s path to promotion that went astray.

***

T/N: *Phoenix seal (凤印 feng yin) - stamp representing the Empress’s authority.

*恨铁不成钢 (hen tie bu cheng gang) - hating iron for not becoming steel. An idiom that means to feel resentful toward someone for failing to meet expectations.

*狗腿 (gou tui) - literally dog legs. Slang for running dog, lackey, etc. Someone who is overly servile to others. <<less

One of the top expert killers, tired of endless assassinations and having survived a cruel and suppressed life, decided to escape the world’s strictest assassin organization.... more>>

A chance came during one of the nights when the organization was least prepared, and he fled. However, he discovered that the night he escaped was the night when the organization had sent out many experts and ability type users to capture a phoenix weakened by its rebirth. Eventually, when surrounded and knowing that his situation was hopeless, he desperately shot at the ability user blocking his way. This helped the phoenix break out of the encirclement and grant him his one and only wish – freedom.

The assassin’s soul was sent back to his ten year old self. He woke up at a point in time that would allow him to drastically change his fate – he killed the two assassins that picked him up and brought him to the organization.

Thus, he began a brand new life.

Two naive little girls and one experienced boy living together and filling their days with warm memories of childhood… <<less

Wei Huan, the sole heir of the powerful demon lineage of the Nine Phoenixes, sacrificed himself in a counter-ambush, only to miraculously be reborn on the enemy’s side as a helpless and powerless human.... more>>

For the sake of uncovering the truth, Wei Huan is forced to return to his alma mater, the Demon Realm’s most prestigious educational institution Shanhai Academy, to become the first human student in history. He unlocks the thrilling campus scenario, “I Am the Only Human Here”.

Among his worries, there’s one thing Wei Huan fears the most: his nemesis from his previous life. After all, even though he possessed the skill of “Ninefold Disguise,” the vigilant Golden Crow saw right through him every time.

Wei Huan: “Why were you able to recognize me at a glance?”

Yun Yongzhou: “Because I’m your husband.”

[Can changing my identity this time around save me from the consequences of my past mistakes?] <<less

The Abyss—represents pure annihilation, they possess incomparably powerful strength, following their instincts to devour all life in the world.... more>>

However, one day, a traitor appeared among them.

“Miss Sylvia, it’s time to demonstrate your power.”

“Eh~ but the dessert, hasn’t been finished.”

She is still a manly man today. <<less

“When did you learn that language!”... more>>

“Now.”

A VTuber otaku reincarnated as an elementary school loli somehow became fluent in English!　

And now she’s going to make her VTuber debut ……!　

This is the story of a young girl VTuber who saves the world with her linguistic cheat ability.

— “Won’t you become a VTuber too?” <<less

The second year high school student and RPG game enthusiast, Narukami Yuu has an accident because of carelessness and dies before confessing his feelings to his childhood friend.... more>>

However, thanks to the compassion of Jizou-sama in his neighborhood, he was sent to another world – Anazuma.

He tempered his heart and started raising his level, fighting monsters, obtaining many powerful skills…… crafting things…… and becoming a woman______!

In a slightly strange world, I became involved with various people, my faintly extraordinary life begins!

(The first 2-3 arc's have shorter chapters) <<less

Nagiri Kotaro is reborn into the world of Worthrune as Albert. And despite him being abandoned in front of a temple as orphan, his cheat power of being able to see other’s maximal potential and his otherworld knowledge help him to quickly advance in the kingdom of Alexa while being hailed as Crown Jewel of Wisdom.... more>>

That is until he discovers the fraud and corruption of the kingdom’s crown prince. Faced with the full rot festering in the kingdom, Albert quickly decides to opt for another possible route in life – one at the side of Mercenary Leader Malida.

Her superior military prowess as Oni coupled with Albert’s smarts leads to Malida finally tackling her lingering past, spelling the beginning of many intrigues, battles, and strategies.

Now, how does “overpowering in bed” comes into play here? Read it and find out yourself. Small warning: This series contains explicit nudity and depictions. <<less

Mu Liuyin was accidentally bound to the "Perfect Life System," which was originally designed for a male host. Due to a system error, the binding couldn't be changed, leaving the system with no choice but to take Mu Liuyin’s soul through different worlds—where she would always end up as the male lead, the male supporting character, a disposable extra, or even just a background character. In short, she will always be reincarnated as a man.... more>>

The real tragedy? Even as a man, she still ended up being dominated by women.

Mu Liuyin: This makes no sense!

Weren’t these supposed to be helpless, pitiful targets in need of her assistance?! Why was every single one of them overpowering her instead?! <<less

Frankel, a man despised as an evil necromancer, was not actually a malevolent being—he was just an unpopular, socially awkward loner who happened to love the undead. However, society viewed him with disdain for being a necromancer, ostracizing and hating him... until he was ultimately slain by the hero Cain and his companion Flora.... more>>

At the moment of his death, Frankel attempted to cast a forbidden spell to become the "Undead King". However, the spell failed, and he thought he had perished for good... but to his surprise, he was reincarnated as Yuricia, the daughter of Cain and Flora, while retaining all his memories from his past life!

She loves the undead! Handsome men are the root of all evil! While women—even if they’re bullies—are goddess!

Outwardly, she’s a delicate and beautiful girl, but inside lies a completely warped sense of values. And as if fate had a cruel sense of humor, Yuricia was gifted with the power of "healing"!

But Yuricia uses this power solely for her own selfish desires.

Her "healing power" gets in the way of her plans to revive herself as a necromancer.

Her repeated trials and errors come off as nothing but bizarre behavior to onlookers.

Yet, despite her intentions, the various incidents she stirs up are interpreted positively by those around her, and she ends up helping many people in the process.

After accomplishing numerous great deeds, she eventually becomes known as the "Saintess of Healing".

A siscon hero for a younger brother, a handsome beastman swordsman, a cursed high-spec prince, a future hero who’s gravely injured... She couldn’t care less about being adored by all these handsome men.

She heals everyone in her path, earning nicknames like "Street Healer", but she pays no mind.

All she wants are rare undead creatures!

Outwardly pure and proper, but inside lies the soul of a former necromancer and lonely man.

This is the story of a dangerously eccentric beauty with twisted values, weaving a tale of healing and salvation. <<less

God made a joke with Chu Youning when the doomsday came. She was one of the lucky people among the first batch that awakened abilities, but the shapeshifting ability she awakened did not have any attack power at all. Seeing the people outside, Chu Youning gritted her teeth bitterly in the mouth of the zombies. As long as she can survive…she was willing to do anything.... more>>

In the eyes of others, Chu Youning turned the cannon fodder shapeshifting ability into a powerful ability, an ecstasy cave where countless people with powerful abilities rushed into the bewitching maze she created.

…

The man pressed her tightly beneath him, clutching the chain around her neck in his hands, he said, “Become a mermaid tonight…” <<less

After transmigrating into a book, do you follow fate's footsteps, or become fate's rebel?... more>>

Ancient secrets are buried within bloodlines, and schools no longer teach the mathematics, physics, and chemistry of the previous life, but instead lecture on how to excavate bloodlines and become an excellent warrior.

Demonic beasts that attack humans roam outside the cities, and to resist them, humans can only continuously cultivate and improve themselves.

A world that once revered science has become one that reveres martial arts. Still having to face the covetous gazes of the novel's male protagonist's sister and the male protagonist himself, Su Jiu, as the novel's villain, can only secretly cultivate using the space that came with her transmigration, pretending to slack off in public to reduce her presence, transforming from a once brilliant star into dust.

But!

On the day she awakened as a junior warrior, she discovered that her bloodline was actually different from the bloodline described in the novel from her previous life...

Thus, fate began to deviate. <<less

Yu Keke is bound to a system after transmigrating into a book, demanding the redemption of the blackened villain.... more>>

If the task is not completed, she will die. She has a sincere attitude: How should she approach Ji Jingye and prevent him from turning black?

The system answered confidently: How do I know?

Yu Keke: ? So what's the use of you?

System: I know everything in this world. For example, the top star person in front of you is already secretly married and had children with his agent, but is secretly dating a female celebrity who he has recently fried CP with. The female internet celebrity over there is about to get married, but she is still having a lot of fun outside. She and her friend P plan to play exciting games on their wedding night... balabala

Yu Keke: ! And then what? Has she been discovered?

System: ?

After discovering that they were the same kind, one person and one system immediately became addicted to eating melons, so happy that they completely forgot about tasks and villains.

Until one day …

System: Host, I suspect the villain has been secretly in love with you for a long time. He actually has a lot of photos you sent him on his phone - wait, why are our channels still connected ? !

One person and one system were shocked and turned around. The big villain who was processing documents looked up and smiled at them, saying, “What's the matter, won't you continue chatting?”

Yu Keke: ! !

System: ! !

So system, is the task considered completed?

Ah, this... may, maybe?
- - - - - - -

Ji Jingye was unexpectedly reborn and somehow connected to the system and Yu Keke's mind channel.
He sat with cold eyes waiting for Yu Keke to attack him and prevent him from blackening.

However …

Yu Keke: [Really? Really? Wow, then what?]

System: [Then the man...]

Yu Keke: [Woohoo, exciting!]

Ji Jingye: …… I feel like a fool for taking precautions seriously.

After Ji Jingye took the initiative to appear, Yu Keke finally saw him and her eyes lit up.

He waited silently for her to speak, but heard the system’s [wow] appear again.

[Host, I just ate a big melon! The woman is actually pregnant, she’s keeping it, this is absolutely first-hand news!]

Yu Keke quickly turned around: [What, what, whose child is it?]

Ji Jingye's face remained expressionless: ... Do they still remember what their task is?

Wait, so whose child is it?

Reading guide:

1. All melons and characters have no original counterpart. Any similarities are purely made up. Please do not substitute them.

2. The novel world has no logic, please remember to put away your brain when reading (dog head)

3. The variety show in chapters 44-47 involves lily melons, which is described but not considered as a side CP. There is no follow-up after the variety show, so if you are not interested, you can skip it directly~

One sentence summary: Damn it, the villain actually eavesdropped on us eating melon! <<less

Was this punishment the result of her having read too many little picture books about elves in her past life?... more>>

This time, she was fully immersed—actually turned into an elf herself…

“So yeah, I really can’t bring myself to like you arrogant pointy-eared types.”

“My dear little sister, say no more. I understand everything.”

“I told you already—I’m not your sister’s reincarnation!!”

Theresa was utterly hopeless. <<less

Ever since an NPC named Shu ChunChun, had been taken advantage of and used carelessly by the world-hoppers, awakened her consciousness, she knew that the... more>> only way to drive out the world-hoppers was to make them fall for her, HARD. <<less

A hero in a skintight suit saved me.... more>>

It felt like a cat rescuing a butler, as if I had been successfully chosen.

Their hero name is "Demon King."

Something has gone terribly wrong. <<less

If you’re going to be reincarnated, it’s only natural to be a beautiful girl.... more>>

A man, after his death, is reincarnated into the world of his favorite modern dungeon manga.

However, his new identity is that of a minor character♂.

“Why am I not a girl…!”

If I’m going to be reincarnated, I want to be a beautiful girl.

With this obvious truth in his heart, the man lives as a minor character♂ (who no longer has any significant role) to achieve his goal.

His aim is to seize the TS event that occurs a year later in the original story and finally transform into a beautiful girl!

This is the story of an explorer living in a modern dungeon world.

And, it is also the story of a man whose brain is consumed by TS desires. <<less

One day, when she opened her eyes, Dongbaek found herself much younger.... more>>

She had been living an ordinary college student’s life, but now she was thrown into the era of the Three Kingdoms.

“Um… which country is this?”

“It’s Han (漢). Were you not even aware of where you were?”

As if surviving as a woman in this harsh environment wasn’t difficult enough, a crow named Jao informed her that, as “Alice,” she must kill her nemesis, the “Queen,” to survive.

Determined, Dongbaek disguised herself as a man, entered the household of the powerful Zhang Rang as his adopted son, and began gathering talented figures from the Three Kingdoms one by one, eventually earning the emperor’s favor.

“I, So Dongbaek, humbly accept the command of the Son of Heaven and bring peace to this chaotic era before my return.”

It was the late Han Dynasty, a time of turmoil and bloodshed.

Destined to face the “Queen,” So Dongbaek embarks on her survival project in the world of the Three Kingdoms.

“I’m Alice, after all. I don’t log out easily.” <<less

I, Aristides Castro G Morris Brooklyn Washington Napoleon George I, doth proclaim myself as the sovereign of this realm. Our untimely demise hath been the consequence of preserving our people from impending doom. To reward our noble deeds, the gracious goddess hath bestowed upon us the gift of rebirth. Yet, alas! Why have we been transformed into a maiden, and a princess of dragons, no less?!... more>>

This extraordinary story follows a man haunted by Eight-Grade Syndrome, now reborn as the dragons’ princess. However, his chuunibyou tendencies come with a price—a curse cast upon him by a vexed goddess. Every time his symptoms flare up, lightning strikes, an electrifying consequence of his behavior.

Prepare for a captivating journey as this chuunibyou princess navigates the realms of dragons, adventure, and self-discovery. With lightning crackling at every turn, our protagonist must embrace their newfound identity, face formidable challenges, and uncover the secrets that lie within this enchanting world. In this tale of curses and resilience, embark on an enthralling adventure where destiny and the whims of the divine intertwine. <<less

Good news: I’ve been reincarnated! And I even have a powerful master to guide me!... more>>

Bad news: My master abandoned my sect’s matriarch when I was ten years old and ran off. Now it’s just me holding the sect together by sheer willpower.

Good news: A self-proclaimed “Number One Beauty in the World” has suddenly shown up as my junior sister without invitation!

Bad news: I was born blind—I can’t see anything.

Good news: One day, out of nowhere, I regain my sight!

Bad news: Something feels… off about my junior sister. And the matriarch too… Everyone seems strange!

…

When corruption and evil surged across the Five Continents, the five divine mountains stood tall, shielding the mortal realm from chaos.

One morning, You Su—a man who had been blind since birth—awoke to find himself surrounded by writhing, slime-covered tent**les glistening with verdigris. At their source stood a figure clad in pristine white robes, but instead of a holy fairy, what greeted him was a grotesque mass of wriggling, filthy flesh.

“Can you see?” she asked.

“Fairy, don’t be afraid,” he replied calmly. “I’m blind.”

(Volume one attempts a more restrained tone, but volume two starts to take off~)

A cultivation story filled with clever twists, fierce competition, unexpected romance, and decisive action—all wrapped in an unconventional narrative style. <<less

As a holy knight, I had been taken as a prisoner of war during an engagement against the vampires. “Oh my, granting you death? You... more>> wish! Accept my embrace and turn into a vampire. I will be counting on you in the future~ my precious daughter.” The silver haired, vampress loli queen lifted my chin gently, and with a smile of ridicule, aimed her sharp fangs towards my neck. <<less

Zhu Mo, a wealthy young miss, suddenly gained the ability to hear the thoughts of her deskmate. To her shock, she discovered:... more>>

——Her deskmate was a transmigrator!

This was an old-school campus romance novel. The male lead was her cold and aloof childhood friend, and the female protagonist was the new transfer student.

As for her? She was the vicious supporting character!.

In the original storyline, she deeply loved the male lead and, out of jealousy towards the female protagonist, kidnapped her. In the end, she was abandoned by everyone and ended up in prison.

Zhu Mo: ‘…?’

Zhu Mo, who had an almost obsessive love for ‘gentleness,’ quickly withdrew her favour for the male lead and turned her attention to the sunny female protagonist.

When the female protagonist first entered their class and the only remaining seat was the seat next to the male lead, Zhu Mo stepped forward——

The horrified transmigrator: ‘What, is the supporting female character making her move already!?’

Zhu Mo grabbed the female protagonist’s wrist and said, “You can sit with me.”

The transmigrator: ‘?’

When the poor female protagonist was mocked and bullied by the male lead’s followers at the elite school, Zhu Mo stepped forward with a cold expression——

The bully smirked. “Zhu Mo’s here, you’re done for!”

Zhu Mo pushed the bully aside and shielded the female protagonist. “She’s under my protection.”

The bully: ‘??’

Under the transmigrator’s suspicious gaze, Zhu Mo continued to act out of character. She took the male lead’s role and left him with nothing to do.

Until the female protagonist invited her to study at her home, where Zhu Mo met the female protagonist’s older brother——

The third male lead of the novel.

A holy father-like figure who was even gentler and kinder than the female protagonist!

—

The holy father-like older brother was pure and clean. He exuded a gentle aura from the inside out.

Zhu Mo became infatuated with his gentleness and confessed her feelings to him, but was rejected.

She tried to imprison him, but he forgave her.

Zhu Mo felt ashamed and decided to let him go. However, when she was invited to his home for a gathering——

The gentle holy father-like man, with trembling fingers, locked the door. His amber eyes darkened with an inscrutable emotion…

—

The original storyline was destroyed completely, and Zhu Mo disappeared. The sunny female protagonist, the yandere male lead, and the transmigrator all suspected each other of hiding Zhu Mo. Meanwhile, the holy father-like older brother from the novel slowly tightened his embrace around Zhu Mo and sighed in her ear.

“Are you thinking of leaving me?” <<less