When he woke up from sleep, Ruan Shiqing, a weapon R&D engineer, became a wanderer on Junk Star.... more>>

Start with a cub, and the equipment depends on picking up.

Ruan Shiqing: …. OK.

Raising cubs is not easy, Ruan Shiqing picked up his old business and devoted himself to the great cause of garbage recycling and turning waste into treasure.

On the junk star B3024, a repair shop hidden in the corner is famous among the stars. It is said that as long as the starting price is given, there is no weapon that the shopkeeper cannot make.

The owner, Ruan Shiqing, who never could afford food and brought five cubs with him, became the richest man on the Interstellar Black List.

He packed up his luggage and carried the cubs into the spaceship cabin one by one, preparing to take the cubs to the capital star to see the world.

However, just after leaving the port, looking at the wanted notices posted everywhere, a question mark slowly appeared above Ruan Shiqing’s head: ?

How come the five interstellar pirates on this wanted list look like the cubs in his arms?

…things started to go wrong.​​

On the eve of the succession ceremony, Rong Heng was attacked, and his aircraft crashed on Junk Star B3024. He was seriously injured and nearly died, returning to the most humiliating childhood.

The infancy of the Yomir family: white fur, brown eyes, no horns, weak like a puppy.

In a desperate situation full of resentment, he picked him up from the dirty garbage heap with both hands, and said softly, “Whose puppy is it? Come home with me if no one wants it.”

If Rong Heng was able to, he would bite his wrist fiercely and tell him that the Yomir family was the most ancient and noble race in the entire universe.

But later, he became the emperor of the empire, but he was still willing to stay by his side in the weakest form, disguised as a little cub, just to monopolize the favor of the youth. <<less

Jiang Yu was a small mermaid who couldn’t sing. He had always felt inferior because of this. Not until he came to shore to find the father of his baby did he discovered that his talent turned out to be acting. Since then, he had trampled on the s*um man, going on the acting road all the way, and progressing triumphantly.... more>>

Qin Shen: ??? You ran away after sleeping with me, and you still call me a s*um man?

The not yet met Jiang Yu: Oh, it’s a small star who wants to hug my thighs.

The after contact Jiang Yu: Really fragrant.

Qin Shen found that things around him often disappeared, at first it was handkerchiefs, then ties, and then his shirt. And every time he lost something, there will be more pearls around him. One day, he caught all the things he had lost in that room, and he saw a little thief in his pajamas.

The little thief Jiang Yu is not happy, pointing at the jar of pearls, I am not a thief, I have money for you. <<less

Jiang Wang fell into a lake due to a car accident and found himself back to twenty years ago.... more>>

In 2006, house prices were cheap, e-commerce was booming, and there were plenty of business opportunities everywhere.

But the first thing he did was to save his seven-year-old self from a drunkard’s house. The child kept crying non-stop with his eyes swollen red, “You… are you going to sell me, hiccup.”

The man with a sullen face threw a pack of tissues to the child, and went to the balcony alone to smoke.

‘How could I be so virtuous when I was a child.’

*Sweet and refreshing healing story

*There is a huge contrast between the character of the present male protagonist from when he was a child <<less

Tao Mingzhuo was eating when the newly appointed VP of the company walked up and started talking to him.... more>>

Jing Ci, “Hello, Mr. Tao. Would it be okay if you joined me for lunch tomorrow?”

“Huh? Okay,” replied Tao Mingzhuo, caught off guard by the sudden proposal.

He was cordially thanked by Jing Ci, who then added, “Would it also be alright if I stare at your face as I eat?”

Tao Mingzhuo, “….?”

Tao Mingzhuo ate lavish meals for the entire week, all while facing Jing Ci’s ‘affectionate stare’. All it took was one week for him to see that something was wrong with their arrangement.

“Mr. Jing, I like someone else.” Tao Mingzhuo lied, hoping that faced with an impossibility, Jing Ci would step back.

Jing Ci, “Ahh, nice.”

Jing Ci, “Do you want Sichuan or Japanese cuisine for lunch tomorrow? Oh, if you like, we can also try Cantonese dishes. There is a restaurant nearby that I know serves good dim sum.”

The dismal possibility that Jing Ci really liked him made Tao Mingzhuo feel down in the dumps.

A month later, Jing Ci asked, “Would you like to come eat with me everyday at my house? I’ll pay you double your salary.”

Shocked, Tao Mingzhuo turned pale. <<less

Jianghu has been peaceful and stable for many years already, yet the Demon Cult suddenly reared its head in the Northeast, at Xuecheng.... more>>

Outstanding righteous heroes gathered together at the Wulin Conference for a joint discussion of a crusade, to suppress the chaos once and for all.

Wulin Alliance Master: “Why hasn’t Palace Master Li of Wanren Palace come yet — which of you will go pass him a word?”

All sects have exceptional tacit understanding; all as one retreated three steps.

After a moment, there only remained one figure at the front of the hall: an extraordinarily talented and good-looking youth in white clothes.

Wulin Alliance Master, as if relieved of a great burden: “Then I will trouble Young Master Zhu, much obliged.”

Zhu Yanyin’s smile froze on his face, wait wait, what were you talking about just now?

Wanren Palace’s Palace Master, Li Sui — not a demon, but more demonic than one.

He lifted his eyelids, lazily and leisurely examining the person before him: “You also want to crusade against the Demon Cult?”

Zhu Yanyin hurriedly refuted: “No I don’t, I just want to stroll onto the stage when two sides are fighting, and charm the entire jianghu with my astonishingly elegant demeanor.” <<less

After transmigrating through different books, Xu Qiao finally returned to the real world. However, he became the target of online ridicule in the entertainment industry. Xu Qiao, branded as a mere vase, lacked singing and dancing skills, possessed no acting talent, and was particularly disliked for his personality. After a scandal involving drunken misconduct, Xu Qiao disappeared from the public eye for a period of time.... more>>

Making a comeback through a poorly made web drama, Xu Qiao took on the role of the third male lead. This character was a disliked brothel attendant, irritatingly portrayed with flamboyant makeup.

Fans of the original work expressed their disdain for this detestable character, stating that having Xu Qiao play the role was like a true-to-life representation.

After the web series aired, on-screen Xu Qiao mesmerized with silky, flirtatious eyes and seductive red lips. Swaying a wine glass, he embodied the intoxicating demeanor of a tipsy concubine, truly resembling a refined imperial consort.

Netizens: “Bro, who are you???” #Is it still possible for haters to convert into fans now?# #The male celebrity I once criticized eventually became my ultimate bias#

[Author’s Guide:

1. heaven-defying golden finger, made for fun

2. fictional setting, no need to overthink

3. author’s writing is amateurish with flawed logic, so feel free to drop it without notifying]

【T/N: PLEASE READ. PLEASE READ!

1. This story is highly MC-centric, with an overpowered MC. As clearly stated in the author’s note, he possesses a heaven-defying golden finger. HIS ABILITIES ARE A KEY PART OF THE STORY, so expect frequent emphasis on the MC’s OPness throughout the story.

2. Romance is slow-blooming and secondary to the plot. No tooth-decaying fairy tale love story here.

3. The primary focus of the story is not on the transmigration itself, but rather on the MC’s life after returning to the real world, as indicated by the title. No world-hopping adventures here.

4. Lastly, as the author humbly mentioned, the writing is AMATEURISH and contains flawed logic. If you’re looking for a tightly-constructed narrative with polished writing, THERE ARE OTHER BOOKS THAT MAY BETTER MEET YOUR EXPECTATIONS.

READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED. Thanks for reading this first.】

[⚠️⚠️OVERPOWERED MC || SLOW/LATE ROMANCE ||NATIONALISM⚠️⚠️] <<less

Lin Yi failed the college entrance exams and chose a diploma mill university.... more>>

And as deserving of a diploma mill university, the first line of the admission letter read:

[Student Lin Yi, we regret to inform that you are admitted to the Unnatural Engineering University.] The second line: 【For your safety, we ask that you read the campus rules repeatedly.】 <<less

Xiao Lan was a pauper who couldn’t do anything that required money.... more>>

On the road after work, he was engulfed by darkness and opened his eyes to a frightening and dangerous survival game.

The app that can’t be deleted; the people it locked on to were unable to escape except through death.

Ordinary players: Save me, I don’t want to die!!!

Xiao Lan: Sorry, the phone is too broken and it froze. Can you wait a little longer?

A hand reached out from inside an old-fashioned television; the people caught would enter its world.

Ordinary players: Ahhhhhhh! What to do?!

Xiao Lan: According to my many years of experience repairing old household appliances, it seems that this model can be opened like this…

Finally, the bosses gathered around Xiao Lan one day, prepared to deal with this (game) bug.

But they saw him roll up his sleeves and stride forward on long legs, and he beat up the bosses until they doubted their ghostly births.

Xiao Lan: Do you think an overtime worker’s night travels are for nothing?

Luo: Sir is always this cute.

Passer-by (shivering): Isn’t your definition of cute a little strange… <<less

When people are desperate, they have the ability to do anything.... more>>

For example: breaking into somebody’s residence, or selling oneself for marriage

——-Translator Really’s synopsis:

Wen Gu, a half human-half Lester species from a so-so family, unexpectedly proposes marriage to Chi Sheng, a fiercely independent and war-hardened general who was in an accident that disfigured his whole being.

Wen Gu’s proposal isn’t for love—he needs protection from his family who had been planning to sell him off for marriage. So, Wen Gu—ever the practical thinker—decides on a bold, maybe absurd solution: proposing marriage to the infamous monster abomination, Chi Sheng.

Chi Sheng, who is secretly a bit tired of everyone treating him like a monster instead of a person, was stunned by the proposal but figures, why not?

Besides, it wasn’t like Chi Sheng did not want Wen Gu’s proposal, in fact. . .

Wen Gu: *shivering* …I sense that I fell into a pit somewhere… <<less

“Shiyu, my heart is true for you.” These were the blatant words of passion that emerged from the Imperial Marshal‘s own lips. Yet, Chu Mingyun could not help the urge to pinch his own arm from within his sleeve.... more>>

Su Shiyu’s gentle smile deepened suddenly in that instant. The Imperial Censor then narrowed his eyes all of a sudden, before a few gentle words escaped his lips. “Are you sick?”

“Indeed I am, with lovesickness.” Chu Mingyun did not waver as he said this, and neither did his words, which he delivered without a moment’s hesitation.

“Now, if you will excuse me,” Su Shiyu nodded politely before turning around to make his leave.

—

Thus began the story of two people: a person who only pretended to be a cut-sleeve (T/N: literary/euphemistic term meaning ‘homosexual’) at first, but really ended up becoming one, and the person who didn’t want to get involved with said cut-sleeve, yet became a cut-sleeve even earlier than him.

This is a tale where sycophancy meets loyalty. Whenever two parties with clashing ideals cross paths, they tend to misuse each other.

You have been warned—when the goal is no longer to kill relentlessly, it becomes to love unendingly.

Is the gentleman ill? There is no cure for lovesickness.

There are mountains and rivers in your eyes, and they trump all the evergreen existences that have passed me by.

—

In short: The top-ranking military official pretends to fall in love with the top-ranking civil official, his rival of all time. Shenanigans ensue, but so does love.

Main CP – Evil, scheming gong (Chu Mingyun) x Gentle, scheming shou (Su Shiyu) – HE. Enemies to lovers. 1v1.

Side CP 1 – Expressionlessly passionate Shadow Guard (Qin Zhao) x Cute and air-headed medical physician (Du Yue)

Side CP 2 – Emperor (Li Yanzhen) x Brazen Jianghu Girl (Lu Qing)

—

(Note: The above is the more current and slightly longer summary by the third translator, updated as of September 2024. Alternative summaries/descriptions are available at Dust Bunny Translations and Uhei Translations.) <<less

Reunited after breaking up, a sweet and satisfying 1v1... more>>

In public, he acted like a wolf-like dog, but behind closed doors, he was clingy and like a sweet bean. A wealthy dog top, tough-mouthed but soft-hearted; a poor beauty who was a dog training master, and a bottom.

Ruan Song, a down-and-out screenwriter, had a five-year love marathon with the popular movie star Ren Qinming. When they were together, Ren Qinming was unknown, but when he became famous, they suddenly ended their relationship with a bang.

When Ren Qinming couldn’t find a way to reconcile, he felt melancholy all day long. His aloof persona became even more unstable. After a night of drinking, he finally gave in and went to Ruan Song’s house, where he was discovered by the paparazzi. And then, “boom,” their relationship was made public.

The entertainment industry was shaken, and fans went crazy, refusing to believe it. “Our cold-faced King of Hell, who never paid attention to beautiful women, how could he be in a relationship?! How could anyone in this world be worthy of our brother?!”

In order to prove that Ren Qinming was single, his fans shared his schedule. Out of 365 days in a year, he would spend 330 days on set. How could someone handle having a boyfriend like that?

Ruan Song found it amusing, and yes, he couldn’t handle it either, so they broke up.

Just as Ruan Song was about to clarify things passionately on Weibo, he received an invitation to a top-tier celebrity dating show, inviting him and Ren Qinming to appear and show their love.

Ruan Song scoffed, saying, “Only a crazy person would go after breaking up.”

But in the next second, when he saw the remuneration offered by the variety show, being penniless and unemployed, he said, “I must be crazy to decline, count me in.”

On the variety show, Ruan Song made an appearance.

Fans instantly changed their minds when they saw him. “Wow! He’s beautiful!”

And the cold-faced King of Hell, who claimed to never pay attention to “beauties” was—

Ren Qinming, “Wife, come closer to me, everyone is watching.”

Ren Qinming, “Wife, give me a smile. There’s a camera in this corner too.”

Ren QingMing, “Wife, it seems like I need a kiss.”

Ruan Song, “…”

Then, Ren Qinming added, “Wife… your ears are turning red.”

Ruan Song gritted his teeth and covered his mouth, saying, “I’m… hot!”

Fans wildly waved their flags. “Not hot! Stick! We want beauties to be sticky!”

Ruan Song was completely speechless. “Weren’t you all saying no one was worthy of him before?”

Fans with yellow faces: Teacher Ruan, you’re being too harsh. What does Ren Qinming’s fans’ words have to do with us, the shippers of the double burden CP powder?

Ruan Song: …

Damn it, who could have imagined that going on a celebrity dating show for money, and faking the relationship, would make someone famous! <<less

A black-bellied beauty, who had initially thought that he had that little wolf dog all under control, was attacked by what he thought was prey.... more>>

Xu Jiangtong, a lecturer specialising in sculpture within the School of Art, had become famous since a tender age. Beneath his mature appearance lies a young heart.

He readily holds grudges, has a tongue as sharp as poison, and harbours numerous bad intentions in that belly of his.

After overhearing Tao Xihong slander his lessons in the cafeteria, he wrote his name down in his little notebook.

—

Tao Xihong is the main player of the school volleyball team, as well as one of the top students in the School of Management. He is extremely busy with tasks, all day and every day;

This was why, in the cafeteria, he had complained indignantly about the lousy “Western Art History” lesson that existed just for students to earn credits.

At that time, a pair of vengeful little eyes fixated on him.

—

After repeated rounds of torture, Tao Xihong surrendered and walked into the classroom, and it was then that he was finally attracted by Xu Jiangtong’s beauty;

After that, he not only attended every lesson and took part in class actively, but even replayed lesson recordings, finding himself rendered unconscious by the teacher in the deep of the night.

Xu Jiangtong had thought that he’d exacted his revenge, but he had no clue that he was being targeted by a shrewd hunter.

—

After repeated tugs of war and probing, Tao Xihong finally walked into Xu Jiangtong’s home.

There and then, he opened up another side of Teacher Xu:

An open-minded artist who grew up drawing nude models.

—

Xu Jiangtong (MC; shou) x Tao Xihong (ML; gong)

A slightly unusual young lecturer x his slightly persistent student 9 years younger. <<less

After Qi Shiyan starved to death in the apocalypse, he transmigrated into the fiancé of the crown prince of the Interstellar Empire.... more>>

The original owner was very miserable. Not only was he betrayed by his fiancé and mocked by the entire network, but he also had an accident while participating in a live broadcast program and accidentally became stranded on an undeveloped planet and died of poisoning.

The undeveloped planet was very primitive, but when Qi Shiyan looked at the dense jungle and the wild beasts in front of him, drool* flowed from the corners of his mouth.

Delicious food! Here he comes!

While surviving in the wilderness, Qi Shiyan picked up an injured man.

This man met his aesthetic standards in every way. Qi Shiyan immediately decided to kick away his cheating fiancé and make this man his partner.

***

The crown prince’s fiancé, Qi Shiyan, participated in a live broadcast, attracting the attention of the entire network.

After the live broadcast began, the broadcaster pretended that the spaceship had crashed and sent Qi Shiyan to a very primitive convalescent planet, letting him “survive in the wilderness”.

Everyone was waiting to see a joke. They thought that Qi Shiyan, who was incompetent at everything, would be scared to tears. Unexpectedly, he could hunt and cook. Not only did he live a very comfortable life in the wild, he also raised a man and showed affection.

The key point was, the man he picked up was their powerful emperor who had never been in love and had always been single!

The interstellar people were going crazy.

***

　Reading guide:

　　1. The main character is the gong. Mutual pampering. The gong is very strong.

　　2. The shou is the emperor and has never been married. The crown prince is not his biological son, but his nephew.

　　3. Live broadcast novel with a lot of barrages in the text.

***

One sentence introduction: After his fiancé cheated, he married his uncle.

***

T/N: *This is literally tears (not drool) flowed from the corners of his mouth in the raws, but I felt that was too confusing so I changed it to drool. From my understanding though, it’s written deliberately as tears flowing from the corners of one’s mouth in Chinese to be comical. <<less

You ye started acting at the age of 12, praised by the media as a “genius experiential actor,” with no role he couldn’t master.... more>>

For You ye, acting was life itself, but on his 27th birthday, he encountered an accident on his way to the film set.

On the brink of death, the birthday song and the cold voice of the system echoed—

“Welcome to the [Patient Interpretation] system.”

“Only by perfectly interpreting the role of the [patient] in each world and gaining the approval of the behind-the-scenes director can you regain your life.”

“We regret to inform you that the director randomly matched to you is quite perverse; no one has successfully navigated his storyline to date.”

You ye felt no turmoil within, even laughing: “I also regret to inform this director that his record is about to be broken.”

Thus, he perfectly portrayed the “sickly vase artist craving human blood,” the “defective robot that cries when touched,” and the “psychiatrist searching for his missing second personality”…

He was both an actor and a patient.

He brought to life the contradictory yet captivating roles with great flair.

…

In a parallel world, You ye died in an accident eighteen years ago.

After his death, he worked in the quick-transmigration world, personally building the [Patient Interpretation] system, code-named 202.

Only by encountering an actor who belongs to him, perfectly interpreting the roles he set, can 202 return to the past, erase regrets, and fulfill wishes.

202 waited for eighteen years and finally met his chosen actor on his birthday.

But he did not know the other’s identity—another version of himself from a parallel world.

202 made a cameo in the script, meeting himself in different worlds, performing together.

Then they fell in love and revealed their true selves.

You ye: Sorry, I’m a bit narcissistic.

202: What a coincidence, so am I.

Consumption Guide:

Self-attack and self-receive variant, parallel universe type self-attack and self-receive, with different death times and events for the protagonists in the two worlds;

The roles interpreted may not follow the order in the synopsis and may be modified; everything is subject to the main text;

A self-exploratory work, non-typical quick-transmigration, with elements of fantasy, infinite flow, and suspense;

One-sentence Summary: Acting with oneself in a parallel world.

Theme: Those who love their careers are truly remarkable. <<less

Chen Dong recently discovered a shocking secret.... more>>

—— The handsome, long-legged barista at the coffee shop where he often goes to write actually has a crush on him!

Chen Dong had sufficient evidence:

When he went to the coffee shop one time, he was anxious after his phone ran out of battery. The next week, the coffee shop installed a shared power bank. Wasn’t this enough to show that the handsome, long-legged barista was quietly paying attention to him?

In response, Chen Dong’s good friend said, “The chances of …… Brother Coffee having a crush on you is even smaller than the chances of your rabbit suddenly learning how to do a backflip.”

Chen Dong was not convinced.

So one day, after the coffee shop closed, Chen Dong took his time packing up his things. He walked up to Brother Coffee and summoned the courage to ask——

—— “My rabbit can do backflips, would you like to visit my house?”

#########

Little Theater:

Brother Coffee: “Great Writer, how’s your writing going today? Were your thoughts smooth?”

Chen Dong: “Don’t call me that, I don’t deserve it. I’m just a newcomer to the world of literature, a researcher of children’s psychology and behavior, a financially struggling but spiritually rich lover of literature, a climber trying to reach the top, an ascetic searching for my own path, a brave explorer of the world, and a sometimes optimistic, sometimes pessimistic INFP!”

Brother Coffee: “……”

Brother Coffee: “Since so many people have come, why did you only order one cup of coffee?”

##########

This article is also known as:

“How to Turn Down the Advances of a Handsome, Long-Legged Man”

“The Poorly-Selling Book Writer and His Exclusive Male Lead”

“Dong Dong Rabbit Observation Diary”

“Buy One Get One Free Coffee Today.” <<less

Xie Wang and Lin Jianlu have been married for a year.... more>>

Xie Wang has always been confused.

Lin Jianlu has a cold personality and is not his type, but he’s irresistibly attracted to him and always takes the initiative.

One day, Xie Wang is reborn into his university days.

Already a popular actor, he looks everywhere for Lin Jianlu but can’t find him.

He recalls that at this time, Lin Jianlu is just a trainee.

He searches for the QQ number he remembers.

Xie Wang: Hi, I’m your future husband.

Lin Jianlu: Oh, you’re the tenth person today claiming to be my husband.

***

After going viral with a song, Lin Jianlu performs on the same stage with Xie Wang. The 19-year-old Lin Jianlu is cold and distant, and as he passes Xie Wang, he accidentally exposes the glands on his delicate neck.

On set, Xie Wang takes the script from Lin Jianlu’s hands and catches a whiff of his pheromones.

Xie Wang: ?

He remembers that before he was reborn, the first time he actively sought out Lin Jianlu and became interested in him was because a certain someone had “accidentally” left the inhibitor in his car.

Xie Wang: …

He seems to have discovered something terrific.

***

Lin Jianlu falls in love at first sight with the internet buddy who claims to be his husband.

Handsome, want to fish.

While playing a game on a variety show, Lin Jianlu intentionally trips, and the other person directly picks him up in his arms.

On a snowy day, Lin Jianlu shivers slightly, and Xie Wang throws a coat over him, wrapping him up tightly.

He’s too easy to fish.

It seems that no matter how subtle the hint, Xie Wang understands it, and even… over-interprets it?

After they get together, Lin Jianlu accidentally spills red wine on Xie Wang’s tie.

Xie Wang removes the tie: You want to f*ck again, right? No need to be so subtle.

Lin Jianlu: …No, I don’t!

A once useless fierce big wolfdog who later turns into a two-faced scheming Alpha vs. a once cold and fishing type who later becomes a dumbstruck and sweet baby O.

One line intro: My wife isn’t cold and distant? He’s a fishing type QAQ <<less

【Fake history, don’t take it seriously. 】... more>>

That year, Duke Wei returned to the capital from his northern patrol and brought back tens of thousands of captives.

In the rusty iron cage filled with stains, the Ninth Prince Zhou Huaiyan saw the little foreigner for the first time.

Black curly hair, pale green eyes, and scars of wounds strung together like beads. Although he was extremely afraid, he still bared his fangs fiercely.

His appearance looked very much like the long-haired cat he once had.

On a whim, Zhou Huaiyan took the person in, brought him back, washed him clean, and kept him by his side to admire his beauty.

The young man gently caressed his beautiful green eyes,

“From now on, you’ll be called Ah Fei.”

But no one expected that many years later, Ah Fei would become the only king of a different surname in the Zhou Dynasty, with great and impressive military exploits, shocking the land under heaven.

At that time, the emperor was old, sick, and weak, and his princes suddenly died one after another.

The king with a different surname seemed to have the intention of usurping the throne, leaving everyone’s hearts in the royal court and the court of law panicking.

The imprisoned Zhou Huaiyan sighed——

The unscrupulous indulgence of his youth has now become the most shameful past for this God of War.

Maybe he will be the one who dies the most tragically among the princes.

But in the end, Zhou Huaiyan didn’t expect that the ice-cold blade he had been waiting for did not come, rather, it was the imperial jade seal with all the bloodstains washed away.

“Master……”

The tall and beautiful foreign man crawled at his feet, looking as obedient and attached as a cat.

“Touch this s*ave, please…”

——

Everyone in the court and the commons knows that the king with a different surname who is now in power was just a lowly s*ave for Zhou Huaiyan to play with.

“So this is how you take revenge on me,”

The young man in the golden cage raised his head and gazed at the foreign man’s bulging belly with complicated eyes.

“By locking me up just to get you pregnant?”

【Sensitive • Extremely low self-esteem • Full force value • Curly-haired cat shou】

【Salted fish • Lordly, Luxury-loving, loose-living, and idle • Cat owner • Full beauty value • Little sweetheart gong】

【Mine clearance: Shou is an inter**x, mpreg, the initial favorability of the gong is 100%, and the gong is a modern man who has transmigrated through time】

Content tags: mpreg, court officials, soft spot, royal court, relaxing

One-sentence introduction: Peerless beauty gong <<less

Ning Song found himself transported into a prestigious all-boys school. As everyone knows, in the world of BL novels, elite boys’ schools are breeding grounds for romance. Surrounded by male leads from countless love stories, he found himself caught in a whirlwind of affections.... more>>

For example, Pu Yu, who stood at the top of the school’s social pyramid, had a chauffeur-driven Rolls-Royce, was ranked first in his class, captain of the school’s rugby team, had a narrow waist and a body like a manga character, but was cold and aloof, rarely speaking and always alone.

Then there was Sheng Yan, the heir to a business empire. He was incredibly wealthy and donated a building to the school. An unbridled mixed-race beauty with countless admirers, he was an idol with an unrivaled presence.

And there was Li You, the leader of the school’s feared gang, who exuded a rebellious and unruly charm, like a wild dog no one could leash.

There was also Shen Lingsi, the student council president, who had a pure and gentle appearance, wore glasses, looked like the white moonlight in every man’s heart, and enjoyed immense popularity.

Of course, there was also the arrogant vice president who looked down on everyone like a proud peacock, the second-generation rich kid with a bad personality who liked to bully ordinary people, the playboy who scorned love, the quiet and studious class president, the tall, bronzed and muscular athlete, and the beautiful and sultry dancer.

They were all rich, good-looking, and often involved in pure or messy same-s*x romances. Almost everyone was BL material.

But none of this had anything to do with Ning Song. He transmigrated to the bottom of the school’s social pyramid, as a plain-looking ordinary person from a poor neighborhood, a common cannon fodder character in countless BL novels. He passed by various love stories every day.

For example, when the gentle student council president fought with the gang, he was there. When the school heartthrob, Sheng Yan, beat up a sleazy middle-aged man in a KTV, he was there. When the usually solitary top student, Pu Yu, unexpectedly attended a party, he was there. When the rebellious school bully, Li You, unexpectedly bought roses at a flower shop, he was there too!

Other people: “…How come you’re always there?”

Ning Song gave a faint cough. “I’m just a generic cannon fodder, coincidentally brushing shoulders with the protagonists.”

But as puberty hit, his skin improved every day, his eyes turned more beautiful, he grew fairer and his figure developed.

SOS! This was too dangerous for a school full of romantic rivalries!

Every day he racked his brain to look more ordinary, even changing identities for each of his part-time jobs!

During one summer vacation, his classmates went to the beach to find Ning Song, who was said to be working part-time at a surfing club.

Then they saw a young boy in a one-piece swimsuit with long legs and a smile that outshone the sun.

“Are you… Ning Song?”

That summer, he transformed into the school’s number one beauty.

The entire school was in an uproar! <<less

Meiyan, a barber in New York, barely scrapes by, burdened by debt. His only wish is to live long enough to outlast all the hardships he’s endured. Then, his life takes an unexpected turn.... more>>

Implicated in a mu*der that occurred two days prior, he’s kidnapped by the Italian mafia organization, “Hotel New York.” There, he meets Edgar Han, a man said to own America.

“Chen thinks you’re special.”

Realizing Meiyan is being used as bait, Edgar Han brings him in as an “important guest.” Meiyan ends up living in a beautiful mansion on Long Island, working as Edgar Han’s personal barber.

“You have a lot of money, right? How much?”

“More than you can imagine.”

“Then… could you pay off my debt?”

One day, Meiyan, the ever-wary barber, finds himself gradually falling for Edgar Han… <<less

Qin Can was a sunny character, not only handsome and charming, but also well-liked by everyone in the lab.... more>>

Everyone, that is, except for Xie Yijin.

Qin Can: “Senior, here’s the research direction I’ve been working on. You…”

Xie Yijin: “Sorry, I don’t do collaborations.”

Qin Can: “It’s my birthday next week. Would you…?”

Xie Yijin: “Sorry, I’m busy.”

Xie Yijin’s academic brilliance was undeniable, but he was aloof. Cold, distant, and always on his own.

That was, until one stormy night.

Qin Can entered the lab when he suddenly collided with a barely conscious Xie Yijin, whose face was reddened and whose steps seemed unsteady.

Everything went into a whirlwind. As they stumbled, Xie Yijin’s hand brushed against Qin Can’s chest.

He mumbled, “So cushy.”

Qin Can: “What?”

But before he could react, Xie Yijin’s hand slid down, now touching Qin Can’s abs, muttering to himself, “As expected… it’s so nice to touch.”

Qin Can’s face burned, his words caught in his throat. “S-senior?!”

In a moment of complete confusion, Xie Yijin then pressed his face into Qin Can’s chest, his breath shaky. “Don’t move.”

And there, in the stillness of the lab, Xie Yijin ended up in his arms for the rest of the night.

When the storm finally cleared, the two sat in silence, the weight of the night lingering between them.

Xie Yijin’s gaze locked on Qin Can’s toned arm. “I’ll agree to collaborate on your project,” he said casually, “but from now on, we have conditions. When there’s a light rain, you’ll hold my hand. When it’s moderate, you’ll hug me. And then during a heavy rain, you sleep with me. Deal?”

Qin Can: “….?”

a well-built, younger mixed-blood “puppy” gong x a composed, naturally beautiful, and blunt shou

Qin Can x Xie Yijin

The shou suffers from a rare weather sensitivity disorder—whenever it rains, he grows faint and sickly, and the only way he’ll feel better is to cuddle up with something soft and warm. And for some unknown reason, he’s particularly drawn to the gong’s body (literally). <<less

Xing Shi accidentally transmigrated to a magic world and had a very bad life.... more>>

However, he was lucky. One day, he opened his eyes and found that he had returned to normal human society. His eyes filled with tears, and he decided to enjoy life.

Then at this time, a voice sounded in his mind.

[System 99, successfully bound to the host.]

One day, Fu Xiuning could suddenly hear the voices of the systems in other people. The systems and host had a common goal, which was to capture him. They surrounded him, all with evil intentions. He ab*sed batch after batch, like teasing a cat. Then today, he heard the familiar opening again—

[System 99, successfully bound to the host.]

[Host, please follow the requirements to capture the mission target, or you will be erased.]

Fu Xiuning inwardly smiled and thought about how to solve this problem. Then he heard the following dialogue.

Xing Shi: “Great! Noodles with soybean paste!”

System: “Host…”

Xing Shi: “It tastes like noodles with soybean paste!”

System: “Host, please…”

Xing Shi: Ahhhh! Noodles with soybean paste!”

System: “Did you hear me?”

Xing Shi: “Shut up. No one can stop me from eating noodles with soybean paste today!”

System: “Start the first level punishment program. The countdown is 3 seconds.”

Xing Shi stood there without moving. After a moment, he asked sincerely, “Are you not done yet? Is your time flow different from ours?”

System: “?”

Fu Xiuning: “?”

The system froze for a moment. “Are you okay?”

Xing Shi said, “Oh, this means the punishment is over. Is that it?”

He was happy. “Then I’ll go and buy noodles with soybean paste. Bye~”

The system was a bit confused. “…No, why are you okay?” <<less

Chi Zhou and Lu Shen are sworn enemies, their personalities fundamentally incompatible. Whenever they meet, sparks fly, and they’re constantly tripping each other up.... more>>

One day, Chi Zhou has a “car accident” and ends up in the hospital.

His nemesis, Lu Shen, pays him a visit.

Chi Zhou, with a sly grin, points to his head: “Sorry, I’ve lost my memory. Who are you?”

Lu Shen looks at the minor scr*pe on Chi Zhou’s head – barely enough to warrant a Band-Aid.

Then he counters: “Don’t remember? I’m your boyfriend.”

Chi Zhou: “?”

Damn, Lu Shen, you’d stoop that low just to mess with me?

Chi Zhou sneers internally.

Fine, pretending to be gay just to mess with me? Let’s see who wins this game.

—Because everyone knows Lu Shen is a bona fide straight guy.

From that moment, Chi Zhou gained a “boyfriend.”

And soon, everyone was shocked to see that Chi Zhou had changed.

He started showing up everywhere with Lu Shen, clinging to him, calling him “ge”, holding hands, even changing his profile picture and social media banner to cozy photos of him and Lu Shen.

People even witnessed Chi Zhou warding off Lu Shen’s admirers on the basketball court, drinking from Lu Shen’s water bottle, and innocently asking, “What’s wrong, Ge? Aren’t we a couple?”

Everyone around was so stunned they dropped their basketballs.

Lu Shen’s Adam’s apple bobbed slightly, but he calmly replied, “Of course, babe, you can do whatever you want.”

Chi Zhou, caught off guard by that “babe”: “…”

Damn it, almost got played by this jerk!

*

Chi Zhou never imagined that this time, his scheme would end up trapping him, too.

Afterward, he fumed more and more, finally kicking Lu Shen off the bed with a shout: “I’ve regained my memory. We’re breaking up. Right now!”

#StraightDudeEgoShowdown #PretendGayChampionshipPrizeABoyfriend #SchrodingersStraightGuy <<less

The reborn Xie Tingyue has a solemn expression on his face, holding on to the [The Great Power of Economy], the book that has always been by his side and had no known origins.... more>>

Goal: Shun down all kinds of swords and shadows, protect himself, protect his brother, and protect his useless disabled husband.

Husband: The last three words, are you sure?

—————–

The MC was reborn, coming back on the day of his wedding with the ML. In his first life, he had been badly tricked by his stepmother and ended up not getting married, and had lived a horrible life thereafter. Now that he had gotten a second chance of life, he intended to stick with the ML in the hope of saving himself and his beloved brother… (and give some face-slapping and revenge in between.) <<less