In a certain League of Legends (LOL) match, a streamer well-known for infuriating people, was providing commentary and live streaming.... more>>

Streamer: This support, so tr*sh.

Streamer: If this jungler was my teammate, I’d already be idling at the fountain, playing piano for him.

Streamer: I suggest this player go back and practice last-hitting properly.

Audience: Stop talking crap! If you’re so good, why don’t you do it?

Streamer: Your daddy here can actually do it.

Audience: Yeah, sure. If you’re that good, I’ll chop my head off and let you kick it around.

—

A few months later, the veteran LPL team TTC announced their new mid-laner. A boy with flamboyant blue hair appeared in front of the audience. His Zed gameplay was so astonishing that whoever he faced ended up dead. Female fans teetered on the edge of betrayal, tempted to switch their loyalties.

During a post-match MVP interview, everyone held their breath, eagerly watching this talented newcomer.

The young man took the microphone, smiled, and asked, “To the water friend with the StarTV username ‘Suburb King 101,’ my team’s address is on the official website, when will you be mailing your head over?”

—

After one regular-season game, the staff went backstage to fetch the team for an interview, only to stumble upon TTC’s new mid-laner and their jungler standing in a corner.

TTC’s star jungler, Road, was pressing the team’s new mid-laner, Soft, against the wall. Leaning in close, he asked in a low voice: “You know what to say during the interview, right?”

The fiery mid-laner, who had cemented his tr*sh-talker reputation in his very first game, was currently blushing furiously.

“I know. I won’t tr*sh-talk… I swear I won’t.” <<less

Jiang Shi is a gaming livestreamer with outstanding appearance and top-notch skills.At the same time, he is also an extreme hand-con and face-con.He simply has... more>> no resistance at all.He once fell in love with someone online because of a close-up of his hand. He stayed up late every day after the livestream to use his secondary account to help his partner gain points.The key is that he is also sweet-mouthed. In order to please his partner, he always calls him “Gege” and sounds very obedient.But later, Jiang Shi forgets the password of his secondary account, and the relationship ends without success.Having lost such a high-quality partner, Jiang Shi recorded his feelings on his secondary Weibo account with a look of melancholy.[I have only called one person “Gege”, and he will be the only one I call that in the future.][His hands are so big, he should be able to hold my entire neck, right? Will he like to grab me?][His fingers are so long, and he can help me do many, many things.][I don’t know if my Gege prefers doing it from the front or behind…]This sad mood lasted until Jiang Shi saw the photo of captain Xie Xu on the recently popular TLG team——He is simply a heavenly dish!*)Jiang Shi: I’m alive again.Jiang Shi sneaks into the TLG team that night.One time, when he is duo-queuing with Xie Xu, he sees the other party’s amazing teamfight capability with his support hero, and blurts out: “Gege is awesome!”That day, Jiang Shi is punished with extra training.In the silent and deserted training room, Jiang Shi is grabbed by the neck and forced to look up.Xie Xu’s slender index finger brushes across his lips, his lips curve into a smile, “Who are you calling Gege?”——Xie Xu once had a boyfriend, but he disappeared a few days after he won him over.He found a blank Weibo account through the other party’s QQ.**After waiting for a long time, the other party started posting, using bold words. The last post read, “Gege, I’m here!”Below is a photo of Xie Xu attached.The next day, a newcomer comes to the team, and his voice is very similar to his little boyfriend.He also pretended to be very obedient in front of him.The newcomer copies the exact methods used during their past online relationship, trying to ensnare him bit by bit.Xie Xu curls his lips and accepts it all without a hitch.Finally, Xie Xu looked at the newcomer – eyes red and body trembling – circles his fingers, lowers his head, and chuckles directly against his ear,“I prefer it from behind.” <<less

Wei Xiao––the former rookie king of the league, now an accompanying player and tr*sh talk king, had a stupefied look on his face!... more>>

Someone bought 10,000 games with him!

200 yuan a game, for a neat and tidy total of two million yuan!

Wei Xiao: “Boss, you didn’t miscount the zeroes, right?”

“No.”

“You want me to accompany you to play 10,000 games?”

“Mm.”

Wei Xiao was amazed. But just when he thought he’d encountered a generous fool and was having a good time deceiving and playing with them, he discovered the other party’s identity.

This person actually turned out to be his previous captain, the one whose hands were tired from accepting too many championship trophies, the one who made everyone feel fear when they heard his name, the Great Demon King of the league, Lu Feng!

Wei Xiao: “I’m sorry for disturbing you, goodbye!”

Lu Feng picked up the little bastard who wanted to run, “Have you played around enough? Come back for training if you’ve played enough!”

Later on, Wei Xiao became famous in a single game. The host interviewed him, “How would you evaluate God Lu?”

Wei Xiao: “God Lu? Great technique, strong physical strength, and the most heaven-defying thing is his endurance!”

Host: “???”

How come the answer seemed to be a little strange?! <<less

Before entering the Team Wildfire through the power of nepotism, Zuo Tao did his research regarding the male god.The male god liked those who played... more>> games well, were easy-going, didn’t speak too much, and were well-behaved.Zuo Tao could only meet the first item on the checklist.From the above circumstances, it could only be concluded that —To catch his male god,He had to pretend.*To capture his male god’s heart, Zuo Tao walked on egg shells and thin ice every single day, fearing that he might blurt out things that did not fit with his character.Until one day, at the end of a match —Zou Tao kept his character of being well-behaved and participated in the post-match review. After all his teammates had left, Zuo Tao couldn’t bear it any longer; he lit a cigarette and planned to fully appreciate the beautifully stunning mechanics displayed by the male god.Through the screen, he looked at the enemies in disdain and said, “With all due respect, you are all just noobs in front of my husband.”He couldn’t possibly help himself; he continued to lick and screen and cry while beholding the recording of the game, coming up with all kinds of brainless obscenities:“Wuwuwu, my husband was awesome today.”“I really want to kiss my husband.”“Ah, husband, please face the sun —”As the words left his mouth, his head raised as he looked up and his eyes met with that of the male god’s, Song Shihan, who had left but had come back.Zuo Tao froze, choking on the cigarette smoke ring he’d been forming in his mouth. His head twitched and, without input from his consciousness, he offered his burning cigarette over, saying, “Husband… take a puff?”As if he had discovered something interesting, Song Shihan leaned against the door frame, raising his eyebrow slightly as he asked: “What should ‘face the sun’?”*Song Shihan had discovered their new little support’s secret within the first month after he joined the team. After introducing himself, their little support made sure to appear ‘well-behaved, quiet, and didn’t talk much’. Although he’d only said a few words, his face was flushed so red he looked like he was about to bleed.He did look like quite the good boy.Until one day, while he was smoking on the balcony, he saw the well-behaved little support nimbly throw his stalker, who’d been bothering him for days, over his shoulder and onto the ground. The move was so smooth that he looked like a habitual fighter.The expression on his face was brazen, his eyes looked down disdainfully, and he spoke like an a**hole, spitting before he said: “Idiot.”He wasn’t a good boy at all.He was quite good at acting. <<less

At the age of 15, He Jin found himself a “husband” in an online game, their love was filled with loving affection and sweetness. However,... more>> because his study was being interfered with, his parent cut off the internet, he didn’t even have a chance to say goodbye and had to disappear from the game.8 years later, the online game in the past was about to come out with a revised edition and turned into a virtual reality game. He Jin decided to login again and unexpectedly discovered that his “husband” had become a powerful player and ranked number one in the whole server, moreover, he had not divorced him!However, the husband that was abandoned by He Jin for eight years, his initial impression of him was that of a pure boy, but now he seemed to somehow have become…….a little evil? <<less

Xie Yao is a game anchor who quickly rose to fame on Shark TV. He is skilled and witty, often coming up with clever remarks on the fly, such as “Real men don’t play support”, “If the child doesn’t learn, it’s the father’s fault. If you guys are bad, it’s my fault”, and “Did you raise a dog? Go ask your dog at the door how to play this game.”... more>>

During one of his live streams, Xie Yao got into a heated argument with his viewers and was constantly criticized. Just as he was about to give up, a wealthy benefactor suddenly appeared in his chat room. The benefactor sent a message with a flashy spaceship effect that said, “Want to add me on WeChat?”

Xie Yao replied, “Which serious anchor adds WeChat to viewers?”

But without a second thought, the benefactor sent five more spaceships.

Xie Yao said, “Okay, okay, thank you so much. I’ve sent you my WeChat ID in a private message. Please feel free to visit again next time.”

However, when Xie Yao added the benefactor on WeChat, he found out that the benefactor was actually the captain of the prestigious team SUS, Jiang Song, a god-like man.

So Xie Yao and the god-like man played together during a live stream.

Jiang Song said, “You pick Yao, and I’ll go with Fei.”

Xie Yao, who never played support, was surprised and said, “Okay, bro.”

Several months later, Jiang Song was invited to attend a competition as a special guest, while Xie Yao was invited as the new king of the platform. During the exhibition match, Xie Yao impressed the audience with his skills.

Afterwards, a reporter asked Jiang Song, “What was your first impression of the new king of the platform during the exhibition match?”

Jiang Song answered very seriously, “He’s very soft.” <<less