I have no interest in reading any of these, but each had at least one hilarious review (some multiple) and I thought it would be a shame to not be able to read those reviews again. I will add more as I stumble across them.

No particular order, though I will bump the truly epic reviews to the top (so if you want to save the best for last maybe work backwards).

Edit: Found one that's got some epic level angry reviews. Not necessarily funny, but still epic enough I felt I could add it in.