In the tenth year I liked him / 在我喜欢他的第十年

Misplaced tree / 错位的树

There is a rumor. Yan Shu, the prettiest girl in College of Journalism, a sch*mer and has countless s*gar daddies unabashedly chases and stalks Xu Pei, the mathematician male god. They said she has been rejected multiple times but still shamelessly stalking him. Later on, they said that she was betrothed to a wealthy young master but still wanting to hold Xu Pei's hand. 

The homepage of the campus forum is swiped every day:

"Here she comes, she's here, she's coming with good green tea..."

"Save it, Xu Shen won't accept your trick."

"Just wait and be slapped in the face"

Just as everyone was waiting to see Yan Shu's jokes, this proud son of heaven actually bent his thin and straight back in front of all the teachers and students in the school, half-kneeled in front of her, and tied her shoelaces with a calm face.

 Since then, the campus forums have changed direction:

 "You are a master of tea skills, so you are ruthless."

"Bet on a high-level math question, Xu Shen will discover her true face!"

"Wait until the seventeenth day after Xu Shen breaks up, check in!"

One day, someone saw Yan Shu clutching a small red book in a panic, and accidentally dropped it out in a hurry. As a Xu Shen's fan girl, she wanted to see what this woman was up to.

Upon closer inspection, it turned out to be a marriage certificate. 

Date, a year ago? 

A moment later, a new post appeared on the Xiaonei website. [Anyone who finds my wife's marriage certificate, please contact me, this is valuable and you will be thanked. ] [I am Xu Pei] 

The school network crashed, and everyone wrote thousands of letters, begging Yan Shu for a tutorial on how to catch a male god.

But I found a message from Xu Pei on a blogger who teaches tea art: [Thank you, the method is very useful, and my wife has been caught. ]

? ? ? 

Who the hell is having tea with whom?

Flaming Day / 焰焰白日