You think too much, cultivation is not like this…... more>>

When Kong Hou steps on the path to cultivation, she learns that all xianxia stories are full of lies.

A relaxed cultivation story.

Kong Hou: a traditional musical instrument like a harp. The female protagonist’s name. <<less

Li Chao Ge had killed many people in her previous life.... more>>

When a family looked down on her, she obliterated the family. When the man she liked slept with her imperial sister, she killed the imperial sister. When her mother wanted to pass the throne to her younger brother, she killed her mother.

As Li Chao Ge wished, she became the female empress of the dynasty. She was sorry for many people, but never for Pei Ji An. But in the end, she was killed by Pei Ji’an.

Li Chao Ge didn’t understand, she was good to Pei Ji An, then why did Pei Ji An kill her?

Just because she had separated him and the imperial sister?

After rebirth, Li Chao Ge aggressively went to Pei Ji An’s engagement banquet to question him but suddenly saw Pei Ji An’s cousin.

The person was cold and elegant, like an immortal, very much in line with Li Chao Ge’s aesthetics. Li Chao Ge got tempted and decided to change her mind and rob the person first.

Qin Ke was one of four Lord of Heaven, he was the in-charge of justice. He was cold, ruthless, and unloving.

It was a sin for the immortal to move the mortal heart. Under his hand, countless immortals were deprived of their immortal bones and entered the cycle of reincarnation.

Because of some reasons, the catastrophe of Ji An failed, and Qin Ke went down to assist him to overcome the tribulation, and he became the cousin of Ji An, Gu Ming Ke.

But in the mortal world, the cold Lord of Heaven was robbed by a cruel woman.

Qin Ke thought this was just a catastrophe, and she was just an illusion. But in the end, he unknowingly sank into the illusion, unable to extricate himself. <<less

Shen Wanqing has transmigrated into a xuanhuan-angst novel! In the novel, the male and female lead’s love story is full of misunderstandings, leading to heartbreak and hurt. In the end, one is dead, and one is wounded.... more>>

Shen Wanqing looks at the evil villainess she has transmigrated into, “I understand, my mission must be to break apart the male and female lead, and then win the male lead’s heart, right?”

The system: “No, your mission is to turn this novel into a cute love story.”

Shen Wanqing, “…”

Thus, the evil villainess Shen Wanqing starts working hard for the love of the main leads. But….

‘Alert! The male lead forgot that the female lead doesn’t eat spicy food, he put pepper into the fried pork dish again!’

‘Alert! The villain who has an unrequited love for the female lead has appeared next to her again!’

‘Alert! The cannon fodder side female character has drugged the male lead!’

And just like this, in order to prevent the protagonists from breaking up, Shen Wanqing carefully worked hard on the frontlines. Until one day, the villain who had an unrequited love for the female lead came to find her.

This villain who was rumoured to be violent and bloodthirsty, faintly smiled at her, “Young lady, being a meddler will only lead to death.”

Shen Wanqing was about to open her mouth when the system rang again in her mind, ‘Warning! The main leads are about to break up again!’

She was silent for a while, and then said, “…how about this, can you let me go stop a fight first?”

The villain, “…”

Later on, someone asked Shen Wanqing how she managed to tame the evil monster villain.

Shen Wanqing, “I don’t know, he came running to me first.”

The villain, “?” <<less

Luo Han read a xianxia novel in which everyone is in love and sacrifices everything for love. Later, she was summoned and transmigrated into the book. She then learned that she was actually the incarnation of the Heavenly Law in the novel.... more>>

In the later part of the novel, the protagonists waged war for love and almost destroyed the world. In order to save herself, she had to embark on the journey to save the world. The best way to stop the war was to prevent the blackening of the second male lead character.

Ling Qingxiao, the second male character, was the most beautiful and strong yet miserable in the entire book. He was originally the legal son, but was exchanged with the illegitimate son, the male lead. Ling Qingxiao grew up as an illegitimate son and suffered from extensive ab*ses. Later, their identity was revealed, but his biological mother and adoptive mother all protected the male lead, and even the female lead stabbed Ling Qingxiao fatally for the male lead.

Ling Qingxiao fell into the abyss with a slight chance of survival, he literally crawled back from hell. From then on, he blackened and thoroughly dominated the whole world.

It was too late when Luo Han transmigrated, Ling Qingxiao had fallen into the abyss. She could only rescue Ling Qingxiao and talk to him about truth, kindness and beauty every day, trying to get him to do a good job in his career and not to fall in love.

Later… Ling Qingxiao indeed did a good job in his career, unifying the six realms, dominating heaven and earth, yet she was detained.

“I heard that if someone wants a child, they need to plead a wish to the Heavenly Law?”

“I want to stay together for a long time, with generations of offspring filling the house. I don’t know whether Heavenly Law will allow it or not.”

******

Luo Han was the incarnation of the consciousness of the Heavenly Law. In the six realms, she could hear all kinds of swearing to heaven every day. Such as–

The original male lead: “The Heavenly Law is not fair, I want to go against the heaven!”

Luo Han: Don’t be a scam, I don’t even know who you are.

Some random male character: “If anyone under the heaven dares to bully her, I will kill everyone in the world!”

Luo Han: What did you say? Say that again?!

The beautiful and strong yet miserable second lead character: “I only wish my heaven to be safe, happy, in good health, and well.”

You are the only thing I want in my whole life. <<less

Jian Huan found herself transported into a xianxia novel as the fiancee of the main antagonist.... more>>

Feeling her empty wallet, she recalled the pitiful fate of the original owner of the body who stubbornly refused to annul the marriage. Without hesitation, she took the marriage contract and went to the antagonist for a friendly negotiation.

At this moment, Shen Jizhi, the future scourge of the cultivation world, was still a righteous disciple. He silently looked at the marriage contract with a cold expression, asking, “How can I get you to annul this marriage?”

“One hundred thousand spirit stones,” Jian Huan held up ten fingers, “as long as you pay one hundred thousand spirit stones, our marriage will be void.”

Shen Jizhi fell into silence for a moment. “Is there nothing else you want me to do?”

Jian Huan shook her head. “None.”

Shen Jizhi asked sternly, “You will only accept this condition?”

Without hesitation, Jian Huan replied, “Yes.”

Shen Jizhi’s tone turned harsh. “Then there’s no annulment.”

Jian Huan was confused. “?”

Shen Jizhi looked at her and said, “I won’t annul the marriage. We can get married whenever you want.”

He bid farewell. “I have other matters to attend to. Goodbye.”

Jian Huan exclaimed, “???” <<less

The demons of this world run amok; it’s time for the children of heroes to fill in their own legends.... more>>

Unfortunately, you’re not the cold and incorruptible female lead. You’re not even the high-status, delicate and charming second female lead: You’re just the detestable cannon fodder female number three!

The original host was secretly in love with the male lead while a fanatic in harming the female lead from the dark. Till the very end, she was merely a stumbling block for the love between the male lead and female lead. She let herself get stepped all over by the second male lead and lived a life that could only described as ‘s*upid’.

“So you’re saying… as long as I steal the female lead’s man, I’ll succeed?”

“Apologies, your target partner is… the female lead’s little brother.”

“Little brother?”

“Yes, it’s exactly that little brother who’s hopelessly in love with his older sister. The one with a twisted heart and evil tendencies, vicious and merciless… that little brother.” <<less

In the past, there was a small cannon fodder who wholeheartedly dedicated herself to the medicinal path.... more>>

Only after dying once did she learned that even if she was brilliant, she could only be an insignificant side character used to emphasize the female lead’s limelight. Any relationship with the male lead and other supporting male characters would bring her bad luck.

When going out to collect some medicinal herbs in Qingfeng Valley, she kindly rescued a male side character. The man woke up and saw the female lead and became eternally grateful to her instead. He thought that the monster that hurt him was brought by the small cannon fodder so she was punished.

The cycle repeated and eventually everyone she saved blindly loved the righteous female lead. Ultimately she was killed by one of the men who was entangled with the female lead.

……

So after her rebirth, she began to firmly adhere to the principle of ‘pay me first, then I’ll cure you’.

Male cannon fodders who love the female lead, charge them triple fee!

Male side characters who ambiguously entangled with the female lead, charge them 10 times!

Male lead, the most important one, charged him 100 times!

She single heartedly insisted on using money to distance herself from those men and drew a clear boundary between them. But her ability was too high, that the male lead and side characters from all over the world always came to her for help…

She finally became the richest person in cultivation world! <<less

Mu Yun Gui was the white moonlight of the male lead in a cultivation-based book.... more>>

Mu Yun Gui herself didn’t know that she was a short-lived white moonlight, until one day, a junior sister who was the eldest lady from a prominent family came into her life and turned her life upside down.

Her childhood sweetheart slowly got estranged from her and became close to the junior sister. In the end, he even abandoned her to save that junior sister.

When Mu Yun Gui plunged into the deep sea, she saw a triumphant smile on the junior sister.

At that time, she knew that the junior sister was a girl from a different world, and this world was a book. The cause of her cultivation stagnation was that the girl had robbed her luck.

After the fall, Mu Yun Gui opened her eyes and found that she was not dead, but fell into an underground cave.

In the cave, there was a ten-thousand-year-old ice block with a person inside it. Mu Yun Gi thought that this person also like her fell into the forbidden area, and out of good intentions, she unlocked the seal.

Jiang Shao Cai was sealed in an ice block for ten thousand years.

Suddenly one day, he was awakened by a girl. The girl was embarrassed, but still smiled at him and said, “Did you fall too? It’s okay, I will save you.”

The girl didn’t know that the boy she saved was a legendary genius from ten thousand years ago, who was abandoned by the immortal world and fell into the dark. <<less

Liao Tingyan, a new disciple who had just started and had the lowest rank, got to be near the terrifying great master of Gengchen Xianfu, which caused a lot of discussions.... more>>

Shimei Liao, How did you do it?

Liao Tingyan: … By relying on the instinct of salted fish?

(Salted fish: people who have no intention of doing anything.)

—3 lifetimes <<less

Ye Yu transmigrated into a self-cultivation novel.... more>>

Twice.

After her second transmigration, she became the evil female side lead of the novel.

In order to avoid a tragic ending, Ye Yu decided to stay away from the devil-like male lead. But she transmigrated over at an awkward time…

Therefore, the second day after Ye Yu transmigrated over, news spread in the devil world- The Demon King had just gotten married last night and got kicked out of the palace by the Devil Queen.

Demon officials: How bad must the Devil King’s skills be?

Demon King: …

After that-

Ye Yu said: Don’t come over! I am really not the female lead! Male lead, you have gotten the wrong person. <<less

Before all this, Qin Wanwan was the happiest Second Generation Immortal in the Immortal Realm.... more>>

She was a salted fish, a waste. Her parents bribed various outstanding figures who had fame and prestige to fabricate her achievement so she could live peacefully in Immortal Realm.

Until one day, Jian Xingzhi, who had fought with people all over the world, came over to fight her out of admiration of her strength. She was pressed to the ground and he stepped on her face. With a slash of his sword, she transmigrated from the Immortal Realm to the novel “Strongest Mary Sue” and became the vicious Supporting Female, Qin Wan.

Just as she became Qin Wan, she was also pressed to the ground. Though, it’s now on a Judgment Stage. People nearby shouted to kill her because she harmed the Female Lead.

Henceforth, she swore she would have her revenge on Jian Xingzhi.

Later, she befriended a fellow transmigrator and learned under him.

Qin Wanwan, “Are you also a transmigrator?”

Jian Xingzhi, “Mn.”

Qin Wanwan, “Then, what is your name, and what did you do before?”

Jian Xingzhi, “My Daoist name is Sui Heng. My given name is Jian Xingzhi. My heart and soul are dedicated to cultivating the way of the Sword. I have no interest in worldly affairs. Jianghu people call me Long Aotian.”

Qin Wanwan, “……”

She knew.

She knew by heart who this st*pid as*hole was. <<less

Song Nanshi arrived in a cultivation world composed of three novels, where everyone in the sect except her was a protagonist.... more>>

The Eldest Senior Brother was a reincarnated protagonist who withdrew from his marriage early on. He possessed a jade pendant and was known in the martial world as Long Aotian. He used a broken sword to build his foundation and killed the boss of the Nascent Soul realm.

The Second Senior Sister was a stand-in who was betrayed in a crematorium. After being reborn, she became enlightened and had both her cold master and her former fiancé lining up at the crematorium.

The Youngest Junior Sister was the female lead of a sweet novel. She raised a demon prince who could transform into a human in her cave. She was regularly pinched at the waist and pressed against the wall affectionately by the jealous prince.

Song Nanshi became the Third Senior Sister, who had the least presence in the sect. Not only did she lack any special plotlines, but she also, having been an atheist in her past life, became a professional fortune-teller in this life, using a turtle shell every day to tell fortunes.

Faced with the fate of being involved in the main storyline as a background character in her daily life, Song Nanshi, who considered herself the only ordinary person in the sect, chose to be indifferent.

Eldest Senior Brother: “Junior Sister, does being born lowly mean I have to accept my fate?”

Song Nanshi took out the turtle shell and comforted, “Senior Brother, your fate is in your hands.”

Eldest Senior Brother: “!”

Second Senior Sister: “Junior Sister, he has done so much for me. Should I forgive him? But I feel unwilling!”

Song Nanshi took out the tarot cards, shook her head after a series of operations, and said, “Delayed affection is inferior to grass.”

Second Senior Sister: “!”

Youngest Junior Sister hesitated, “Third Senior Sister, he said he wants to propose to me, but… he’s a demon, and I’m human.”

Song Nanshi looked up at the gloomy sky, “I have observed the celestial phenomena at night; you two are definitely a match made in heaven!”

Youngest Junior Sister: “!”

Eldest Senior Brother/Second Senior Sister/Youngest Junior Sister: She understands me so well!

In the original work, Song Nanshi, out of jealousy towards her fellow disciples, conspires with the antagonist and is eventually killed.

This time, she encountered a pitiful antagonist who had just been betrayed by his family.

After a moment of silence, Song Nanshi chose to take out her treasure, the turtle shell, and said sincerely, “Brother, do you want a reading? It’s only ten spiritual stones.” <<less

Life is the encounter and separation, is the starting time and oblivion, but there are always things that once happened, will leave traces, and always have a person, once appeared, will be unforgettable.... more>>

The fated meeting at the town of Qing Shui has changed the destiny of everyone, even change the destiny of Da Huang. The desire for a little warmth, a little of company, at some point decided a shattered heart. It is similar to a cup of poisoned wine, when it gets to the throat, it becomes sweet, melting hearts broken bone, and until it reaches the heart and lungs, no medicine can cure. The poison is discovered and it is paralyzing the heart and lungs. Only the smile of one’s beloved can eliminate it. If it can’t, the only thing left is the engraving of missing. It won’t stop even after death.

If everything is destined, when Xiao Yao and Tu Shan Jing meet, they are fated to be parted one day, fated they cannot love, and also cannot forget. Although they can’t hold on to one another, at least to make themselves be unforgettable, bury everything deeply inside the heart. That gentle imprint will forever be indelible. <<less

After staying up all night and working overtime for five consecutive days, Yang Zanxing, a corporate s*ave, had transmigrated into an ancient, cultivation, feel-good novel aimed at the male demographic that she had read last month. She ended up appearing for 3,000 words as the cannon fodder female supporting character who was blown to bits by the male lead for framing his sweetheart.... more>>

Yang Zanxing: “What’s this about???”

The corporate s*ave who was familiar with the plot let out a deafening cry: “My life is up to me! Not to the heavens!”

However…

Forty years ago, the shark demon had returned for revenge, the relics of the goddess were left in the secret land, the withering snake shaman had reappeared in the world, and the legendary evil sword had resurfaced…

Could the Heavenly Lord afford to lose??

As Zanxing faced the escalating difficulties of the plot, she only had one purpose—to get to the ending.

——Destiny is something that happens no matter what you do. Regardless of how you struggle, the end will not change.

——I must change it.

A story in which I decide my own life, and not follow the original work. A two-faced, c*cky younger Martial Uncle x hard working to get to the ending Martial Niece, the female lead who has a golden finger. <<less

Xiao Xiang Zi, a cloud spirit in heaven, and Chu Kong mess up the red strings of fate by accident during their brawl.... more>>

As a consequence, they are sentenced to be a fated couple in the mortal realm for 7 lifetimes as a punishment for not getting along with each other.

However, Xiang Zi sneakily reincarnates without erasing her memory, and unlike Chu Kong, she retains awareness and uses it to her advantage. <<less

When Zhaozhao was fifteen years old, she picked up an amnesiac young man with an immortal temperament in the snow. He was born with a beautiful face and a jade-like body. His smile was like the spring breeze and the bright moon. He was also very smart. He could understand anything with just one glance and learn anything with just one demonstration.... more>>

On the night of she came of age, Zhaozhao sneaked under his window and asked him if he would like to marry her and live with her for the rest of his life.

　　

The young man answered with a smile: Yes.

　　

After two years of marriage, Zhaozhao and her husband were in harmony with each other and were as loving as honey. She originally thought that her days would continue on like this; peaceful and warm. But then one day her husband disappeared without warning and Zhaozhao had a dream.

　　

She dreamed that her husband was the ruthless Daoist master of the Kunwu Immortal Land. He held the power of life and death in the cultivation world. The entire cultivation world bowed down at his feet. However, he was also the villain in the story. In the future, he would fall into devil cultivation and be killed by the male and female protagonists, as well as their teammates, and not even his bones would be left behind.

After waking up from the dream, Zhaozhao traveled thousands of miles away from home and climbed a fairy mountain that was beyond the reach of mortals, just to tell her husband about her precognitive dream in order to save him from certain death.

　　

After going through untold hardships, Zhaozhao was then told by the superior immortal:

　　

“Daojun said that all the things that happened in the past was were just a tribulation of fate. The fate has now reached its end and must be cut off. Girl, from this day forward, he never wishes to see you again.”

Zhaozhao accepted the gift from the Daojun. The breakup fee: an elixir of longevity. Only then did she realize that the perfect match in her eyes was just a brief blimp in the immortal king’s thousand-year journey.

　　

Zhaozhao: F* this! Save him my ass! This s*umbag deserves to die!

　　

Zhaozhao turned around and prepared to join the enemy. She intended to join the sect of the heroine of the novel, strengthen her body, practice immortality and live until the day when the hero and heroine stabbed her husband to death with a sword.

　　

Who would have expected—

　　

She was too early.　　

The sect that will be very powerful in the future was not only completely powerless right now, it was only one step away from bankruptcy. The male and female protagonist who will stab her husband to death in the future were only five years old, skinny and only one breath away from death.

　　

Zhaozhao’s original revenge plan: Live until the day the s*umbag is stabbed to death (crossed out).

Zhaozhao’s new revenge plan: Prop up the endangered Sect and ensure that the hero and heroine can survive until the day they stab the s*umbag to death.

　　

–

After Xie Lanshu returned from the passing his calamity, his cultivation greatly increased and he accepted the worship and congratulations from all the four corners of the immortal world.

No one mentioned the little wife Xie Lanshu had when he was going through his tribulation in the human world. The lifespan of a mortal was only a fleeting moment for a cultivator. Everyone thought that Xie Lanshu would soon forget his two years in the mortal world and go back to becoming the number one undefeated master in the immortal world.

　　

Even Xie Lanshu thought it would be like this.

　　

Until the day the two of them met again. His wife had a beautiful appearance and excellent cultivation. She was already the head of a large sect and there were countless male cultivators who admired her.

There were also two pink and jade-shaped children who were inseparable from her, very intimate, and their eyebrows and eyes…

　　

Seemed to be somewhat similar to him.

　　

#Why is my Master’s s*umbag ex-husband looking at me and my junior brother without hesitation#

#Forget it, it’s not important, as the Master said, just kill him#

[Little Sun x Innocent on the Outside, Scheming on the Inside] 　　

[Reading Instructions] 1. Not a “shuang” novel, not a great heroine novel, the heroine is not OP and it is growth-orientated and healing.

2. The plot serves the emotional line, there is a crematorium plot, and the male protagonist will not be changed out.

3. The heroine is not pregnant, she doesn’t get pregnant in either the main text or the extras.

4. The main text has an open ending (suitable for readers who don’t want to see the male and female protagonists together), and the extras have a happy ending (a big happy ending, buy with caution).

5. I am not a cultivator and the settings are made up for the story. <<less

“You are the impenetrable armor that shields me, yet also the vulnerable heart that crumbles at the slightest touch.”... more>>

This is an immersive fantasy tale where the female protagonist, through four instances of returning to the past, alters her own destiny and that of everyone around her.

A scheming female lead and an enigmatic male lead.

Part One:

Huang Rang finds herself trapped like a living corpse in a secret chamber.

She is eventually rescued by the esteemed Di Yiqiu of the Celestial Court.

Afterward, she washes away her troubles in a ritual bath, using five basins of water to cleanse her soul.

Part Two:

Di Yiqiu of the Celestial Court crafts an exquisitely beautiful “figu**ne” that appears remarkably feminine.

Surprisingly, this figure embodies the one who rejected Di YiQiu’s proposal and instead became the wife of the esteemed leader of the foremost Immortal Sect!

Could it be that Di Yiqiu of the Celestial Court, was so unable to overcome this obstacle that he became consumed by longing? Thus, in imitation of Mrs.Xie… created a counterfeit?!

Everyone: Astounded!

Part Three:

On a bustling street, Master of the Celestial Court abruptly halts his steps.

Instantly, everyone unsheathes their swords, ready to defend, only to witness him unexpectedly entering a rouge shop.

Rouge, cosmetics, and perfumes?!

Half an hour later, as they exit the rouge shop, carrying bottles and jars of starlit eyeshadow, golden rouge powder, peach blossom lip balm, peony flower jelly, and more, they are overcome by a sense of absurdity, pondering, “Who am I? Where am I?”

Part Four:

Huang Rang proceeds to Master Celestial Court’s chamber, taking a seat on his bed.

Master Celestial Court willingly squats down to remove her embroidered shoes. While unfastening the laces of her silk stockings, Huang Rang suddenly realizes this and strikes him in the chest with her foot.

Holding Huang Rang’s stockings, Master Celestial Court gazes at her face, then at her feet.

Engaging in such menial acts so naturally and effortlessly, as though he had performed them for her countless times before.

Could it be that he unknowingly assumes a submissive demeanor in her presence?

Astounding!!

Part Five:

It is the grand celebration of the Little Prince’s first month, attended by all the esteemed court officials.

Undeterred by formalities, Huang Rang sets her sights on indulging in the delectable treats before her.

As she takes a sip of tea, preparing to savor a pastry, someone nearby remarks, “The Eighty-Sixth Prince possesses an incredibly auspicious countenance, exuding irresistible charm.”

“Poof—” Huang Rang accidentally sprays the tea onto the ground.

…Never in her wildest dreams did she imagine that she would be someone who partakes in her own husband’s first month celebration. <<less

Ye Su transmigrated into the novels of fairy tales, went to the countryside to follow the customs, and worked hard to cultivate immortals. In her spare time, she watched the male and female protagonists falling in love, separate and reunite.... more>>

She had a good life, and she still had to watch dog-blood idol dramas. Never expected that there would be a little snake in the demon world pretending to be a human being, and come to Qianji Sect to be a disciple, but this little snake’s skills are not good enough, full of monster aura, and the snake’s tail often pops out inadvertently.

As a person who loves peace and is equal in the three realms, in order to prevent this little snake from being beheaded by master, Ye Su has to help him cover up his evil spirit and block the snake’s tail from time to time.

Ye Su: I feel tired.

When the big demon sneaked into Qianji sect when he was wandering, he often deliberately exposed himself as a demon and wanted to take the opportunity to make trouble, but there was an inexplicable person in Qianji sect.

The other Qianji sect didn’t notice the evil spirit at all.

You Fushi didn’t do anything, just showed his real body, scaring the group of upright people to death, only to show a snake’s tail, that person wrapped himself in his robe, and even touched his tail under his robe! Sure enough, the people of Qianji sect are a group of sanctimonious old-fashioned critics, even snakes are not spared! ! ! <<less

Banished from her cultivation sect, Yan Hui accepts a hunt to earn money. She encounters the snake demon she’s hunting but is wounded in the fight. The snake demon flees, and she is forced to stay in remote mountain village until she regains her magic. During her time in the village, Yan Hui stumbles upon several mysteries. Who is the strange boy that seems to be hiding his true nature? And who is the woman dressed in white?... more>>

Yan Hui finds herself in the middle of a conspiracy. With fingers pointing at her former shifu as the culprit, Yan Hui sets out to find the truth. <<less

Ji Qingzhuo was socially anxious and clumsy, with nothing to offer except her appearance.... more>>

One day, after transmigrating, she bound a strategy system in order to save the world.

She had to capture Shen Rongyu, the black-bellied, beautiful senior brother in Xuan Yun Sect, to prevent him from destroying the cultivation world in the future.

Ji Qingzhuo had been single for twenty years, could she learn how to capture the villain?

Of course not.

She started acting clumsy and ignored the tasks given by the system.

While Shen Rongyu was practicing his swordplay, with snowflakes dancing in the air, she was supposed to stand beside him and applaud, showing her admiration for the senior brother.

Instead, she was busy eating pastries and accidentally fed the pastries to Shen Rongyu’s sword, a weapon that had taken countless lives.

After she left, Shen Rongyu raised his sword and shook it several times to make the pastry come out.

When Ji Qingzhuo accidentally discovered Shen Rongyu’s old injury after he got hurt, she was supposed to shed tears and show her care for him.

But she struggled for a long time without shedding a tear and could only dryly touch the wound, saying, “Senior brother, your tattoo looks really cool.”

Shen Rongyu was infuriated by her words and fell ill for three months.

Finally, she had a chance to have a heart-to-heart conversation with Shen Rongyu, where she should have taken their relationship further.

However, Ji Qingzhuo overslept and the next morning she went to Shen Rongyu with breakfast, asking if he wanted to eat together.

After waiting all night, Shen Rongyu, who was extremely tired, replied, “I’m not eating.”

In the end, the righteous sect was still overturned, and Shen Rongyu walked amidst bones and blood, covering her eyes with one hand to shield her from the gruesome sight.

Ji Qingzhuo was extremely nervous, wondering if it was her turn now. Her long eyelashes trembled restlessly in his palm.

Just as she was about to explain to the system about the aftermath, unexpectedly, Shen Rongyu leaned down, and his lips brushed against her ear.

In the darkness, his voice was deep and slightly obsessive.

“Ji Qingzhuo, at this point, when you’re capturing me, can you be a bit more serious?” <<less

He swore, in the name of the Gods, to protect her through her three lifetimes, through her three worlds. If the Gods stand in the way, slay the Gods! If the Buddhas stands in the way, slay the Buddhas!... more>>

She swore, in the spirit of the Immortals, to hate him eternally, abandoning him forever. Even when the Gods and Buddhas are no more, even when the the heavens and earths reopen!

The oath will never die, the desolation will never grow old. In that long long life of countless thousands years, all she ever wanted was just a few years… <<less

When they first met, he is the aloof and remote high deity of Chang Liu, whereas she secretly sneaked in by transforming into a small insect lying on the tree but was blown off into his wine cup. “Accidentally fell down?” His smile is mild but merciful, that was the only time in her life that she saw him like that even if for a mere insect. Because of a one year pact, she did everything possible just so she will be able to eventually call him shifu. “Shifu why do you accept me as a disciple?”... more>>

He did not reply but gave her a small bell as a present, stroking her head lightly.

A shadowy figure in a billowing white robe, standing visibly on top of the stone daily, overlooking the hills.

She vowed that she will never let him feel lonely anymore.

But the frequent companionship and mutual support in Heartless Hall finally came to an end.

To save him, she committed a really big blunder. However ……

“A mistake is still a mistake.” He remained indifferent.

Eighty-one overwhelming nails, as well as the highly raised unbreakable sword.

Shifu, do you know how painful it is to be hurt by the person you love most?

Do you know when you feel sorrow to the extreme but still holding on to the happy memories, unwilling to forget, longing day and night for that person is how painful and pitiful?

I don’t believe in good, don’t believe in evil, don’t believe in happiness, but I believe in you!

So, with a smile she did not give up, even if that love is colder than death. <<less

In the dirtiest depths of the netherworld’s dungeon, I encountered the most malevolent demon in existence over millions of years.... more>>

He is the most secret and unspeakable entity across the three realms, a nightmare to the gods, and the supreme leader of the malevolent spirits of Fengdu, long buried by history.

He died ten thousand years ago and returned from Avīci Hell.

(Buddhist lowest and most torturous level of hell)

That day, he saved me.

Since then, I had a master.

I followed him, obeyed him, and became his puppet.

And he gave me everything—his blood reshaped my meridians, transformed me completely, and the price was that I must live on his blood.

Under his protection, I entered the first immortal sect, advancing rapidly, and became the most outstanding genius among my peers.

He wanted me to take the sect master as my teacher, so I did; he wanted me to steal the supreme treasure, so I stole; he wanted me to compete for the head of the Daoist sect, so I contended…

Later, he wanted me to seduce and marry the sect master’s son.

I knew he wanted to destroy this immortal sect from its roots. When he gave the order, he leaned lazily against the bluestone under the moon, his white robe half-open, a cold and malicious smile amid his long, drooping hair.

This immortal sect with thousands of disciples was just a game he toyed with.

And I was just the ant he could use.

I knew it all.

But I didn’t care.

I married.

Red bridal robe, candles, a grand human wedding.

I learned the ways of mortal women, feigned shyness and joy, and sat on the wedding bed waiting for my husband.

I waited all night.

He did not come.

At dawn, finally, someone pushed open the window.

He wore a snow-white robe stained red, holding a long sword, blood trailing along his path, painting the ground red, the mountains behind him covered in blood.

He used the blood-stained sword tip to lift my red veil.

The cold blade kissed my throat.

I looked up and saw a pair of pitch-black eyes.

For the first time in the world, the demon shed two lines of bloody tears.

In a hoarse voice, he asked her.

“…How dare you.” <<less

Lin Shuang, is an avid planner and master of time management in the field of science and engineering.... more>>

She suddenly finds herself transmigrated to a world of cultivation and becomes an outer disciple, considered slow in cultivation progress and lacking talent by her fellow disciples.

The stern and dignified senior in charge warns her, “If you don’t make progress soon, according to the rules, you’ll be expelled from the sect.”

The genius junior sister, aspiring to be a powerful figure, remarks, “With such weakness, going outside might result in being sacrificed by evil cultivators.”

The inner disciple, who values money and tops the assassin ranking, sneers, “Hmph, wasting resources! Give me those spirit stones!”

The disciples from rival sects all mock and make fun of her.

Lin Shuang smiles and says, “Don’t worry, it’s all part of the plan.”

“Every breakthrough requires burning incense and bathing, wasting time. I plan to hold it in until the Golden Core stage and break through all at once, saving a hundred tomato timers (25 minutes each).”

Everyone: “???”

Turning around, they see her accumulate qi for ten years, erupting a hundredfold, and smashing the Golden Core evil cultivator into a pit.

Everyone: “??!”

Several years later, rumors spread throughout the cultivation world about an abnormal and extraordinary elder who disguises herself as a Qi Condensation female disciple each year.

Acting weak, she becomes the champion in the sect’s competition, overturns the evil cultivator’s base, and takes the Demon King as her dual cultivation partner.

Lin Shuang claims, “I’m innocent; I am only at the Qi Condensation stage.”

She’s simply a diligent cultivator, efficiently managing her time.

Senior Brother: …

Demon King: …

A hundred years later, the Sect Master comes out of seclusion and asks, “Has Lin Shuang made a breakthrough?”

Disciple: No. This time, she plans to wait until the Golden Core stage to ascend. Oh, she plans to do it tonight!

Sect Master: ???

Lin Shuang smiles, “From Qi Condensation to Ascension, I’ve had 1230 breakthroughs, saving at least 6000 steps in total!”

All the antagonists who thought she was weak and kept getting beaten are now crying.

Even the celestial beings who welcome ascenders shed tears, “Finally, the legend has reached our realm.”

Later, a book titled “Lin’s Fastest Cultivation Methods” spread throughout the cultivation world.

It includes minimalistic cultivation steps, mind map-style cultivation, Ebbinghaus memory curve, tomato timers, balancing work and rest, multitasking, and more.

Junior disciples: We give up.

Nine-Tailed Fox Demon Emperor, Fu Yuan, possesses ancient bloodlines and can help others with their breakthroughs. During his childhood, he had his eight tails forcibly severed.

In this life, he hates cultivators the most and only wants to perish together with the enemies who exterminated his clan.

But then, a figure in green clothes appears—

“As long as I haven’t removed you from my tomato timer plan for a day, you won’t be able to die.”

“No one can take you away from me!”

Everyone covets his ancient bone bloodline.

But she draws a blood-stopping charm on his bleeding hand, and the dan furnace dances as if a flower blooms in the endless glacier. <<less