MC so pretty it got everyone screaming, crying, shaking, tweaking, pulling their hair out

MC so pretty it got everyone screaming, crying, shaking, tweaking, pulling their hair out
I love pretty MCs because, first of all, they're pretty. Secondly, the authors pour their entire soul into describing their appearance in a thousand different ways, in every other line, through every single mf's pov. The sheer dedication... it's beautiful. You can make a religion out of it, so I made a list out of it.

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Most danmeis have good-looking characters in general so I'm only going to add those who are either known for their beauty or their beauty actually means something in the story, like it causes conflicts and wages war between all the kingdoms. Because if they're beautiful but nobody gives a pigeonshit, then what's the point? I want to see everyone drooling left, right, up, down, center, outside, inside.

Also by the use of words pretty and beautiful (eng isn't my first language and I'm also lazy so I use whatever is quicker to type), I don't necessarily mean they're all androgynous or feminine. This list has all kinds of beauties. Sticking to just one is boring.

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Recommend raws:

美人挑灯看剑 (the MC is beautiful AND chaotic, perfect combo) 

蚀骨美人 (plus the same author as 'Sick Beauty') 

白玉美人只想安静续命 (reading this rn and the MC is so gentle and cute) 

我,渣攻,绝不爱慕师尊 (shizun-disciple) 

今天美人师尊哭了吗  (also has shizun-disciple) 
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Undying Winter
Created: Aug 15th, 2024, Updated: Dec 23rd, 2024
Created Aug 15th, 2024
Updated Dec 23rd, 2024
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No wonder my country is unstable. Put the pretty people in charge please.
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  1. DaeJangGeum
    DaeJangGeum· Aug 28, 2024 02:48 PM
    I was a little confused at why I never came across such funny reads before... till I realised it was YOUR commentary and not the actual blurbs. 1000/10 for your humour!!!
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  2. viviluv
    viviluv· Aug 18, 2024 09:37 AM
     as someone who is also a simp for beautiful mcs, who are blessed by gods grace and everyone else are muggles destined to worship their beauty, and by virtue of your very convincing commentary, this has become one of most fav lists.
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    • Undying Winter
      Undying Winter· Author · Aug 18, 2024 04:11 PM
      "beautiful mcs, who are blessed by gods grace and everyone else are muggles destined to worship their beauty" you're so real for this. You've put it into words better than I ever could. 
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    • viviluv
      viviluv· Aug 19, 2024 02:54 AM
      @Undying Winter thank you for your generous praise, i’m not worthy. believe me, i went through the entire list just to see your comments. i love your sense of humor. in short, please be my best friend for life thank you.
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  3. LetMeTellYouSomthin
    LetMeTellYouSomthin· Aug 16, 2024 02:35 PM
    Your commentary is so funny. I love this list.
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    • Undying Winter
      Undying Winter· Author · Aug 17, 2024 01:41 PM

      Aw thanks, you're so sweet ♡

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  4. so1thought
    so1thought· Sep 13, 2024 08:46 PM

    Best list ever! Love the RAW recs too!! You should check out ‘strong winds return home’ if you haven’t already, excerpt for your consideration 

    “A well-known layabout in the village, he was idle and lazy. His only advantage may be his face. With eyebrows like distant mountains, eyes like peach blossoms, and every movement filled with nobility and elegance, he was an utmost beauty. However, he was like an immortal in a painting, never leaving home or having contact with the outside.”

    Strong Winds Return Home (长风有归处)

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    • Undying Winter
      Undying Winter· Author · Sep 14, 2024 09:02 AM
      Omg thanks! I just added it into this list and now I know what novel I should be reading next clear.png
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    • Undying Winter
      Undying Winter· Author · Oct 8, 2024 09:02 PM
      I'm just here to thanks you again because I began reading this novel a few moments ago AND I'M IN LOVE. I haven't enjoyed a novel (and equally chaotic couple) so much in quite a long time, and I would've missed out on this gem if it weren't for your comment on here. So, honestly, I wish I could stand outside your door and kowtow before you in respect. 
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    • so1thought
      so1thought· Oct 9, 2024 04:45 PM

      @Undying Winter ITS THE BEST ISN'T IT!!

      I legit reread it ever so often glad you're feeling the obsession too <3

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  5. Hairii
    Hairii· Sep 12, 2024 09:46 AM
    I LOVE your comments XD!
    I laughed so hard last night reading them that my mother asked me if I was okay lmaoo
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  6. DemonKing49
    DemonKing49· Sep 6, 2024 04:50 PM

    ["Aight but who asked?" nobody, I'm talking to myself and you all are here to witness my slow descent into madness. ]

    After the 4th review/discription of urs, It wasn't slow at all. You were already mad by then. 

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  7. Yuunayoon
    Yuunayoon· Aug 28, 2024 12:45 AM
    those authors may come after Shakespeare's ass but you can give nurse john a run after his money frfr
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  8. HereToPassTime
    HereToPassTime· Aug 26, 2024 01:01 PM

    Everything thing aside what's up with you're descriptions.....it got me laughing so hard.

    Thanks for the laugh and the list ➳ (⸝⸝⸝ ॢ˘͈ ᵕ ˘͈ ॢ ⸝⸝⸝=͟͟͞͞)♡

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  9. aweety
    aweety· Aug 23, 2024 03:53 AM
    The comments about the novels are the best ive ever seen. Good writting, ill be checking those up!
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  10. ziazia
    ziazia· Aug 22, 2024 07:11 AM
    Clicked on the list bcoz I was bored and though the the title is interesting but God damn your commentary is even more interesting *maybe more than the books lol* ≧▽≦  (ps. thanks for making my day)
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